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第1969章 毫无压力的战斗

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‘最后是,干提莫的天天卡牌(注1)!’

雷遁查克拉模式,开启!

菜月昴的身影化作一道蓝色的光束消失在了原地,然后狠狠的一拳打在了不远处的一只寄生鬼的身上,巨大的拳劲直接将这只寄生鬼的半个身子都给打成了碎渣。

“不愧是昴大人!”看着这暴力无比的一幕,威尔海姆忍不住一脸惊叹的说道:“这一份身体素质,恐怕已经完全不亚于莱茵哈鲁特了吧?”

“谁都没见过莱茵哈鲁特那家伙用出全力,所以我也不知道他的身体素质到底是什么水平。”菜月昴一脸无奈的甩了甩手,说道:“总不能为了试验再找他干一架吧?”

“我觉得他会很开心的。”一旁的菲露特一边利用自己的风之加速迅速的在寄生鬼的周围跑动着,利用手中的匕首在寄生鬼的身上留下着一道又一道的伤口,一边随口说道:“别看他那样子,其实还是挺喜欢战斗的,只不过平时没有对手而已——你是不知道,他在家里的时候不知道嘟囔了多少次你的名字诶……”

“得得得,别说的这么让我起鸡皮疙瘩好不好?”菜月昴没好气的翻了个白眼,说道:“为什么说的莱茵哈鲁特像一个刚陷入恋情但是又羞于去见心上人的软妹子一样啊?”

“哦豁,莱茵哈露忒计划?”菲露特眼睛一亮,然后一记下劈将寄生鬼的手臂砍断,说道:“看特蕾西亚姐姐的样子,如果莱茵哈鲁特变成了莱茵哈露忒绝对很很漂亮哦?”

“你真是够了!”菜月昴脸上顿时出现了一道道的黑线,他没好气的吐槽道:“娘化要不得啊我的哥哥姐姐们!”

一个尤里乌斯的尤莉乌丝计划已经让读者欢呼了,再来一个来英哈鲁特的莱茵哈露忒计划……妈卖批哦,读者怕是要开始玩自己的象拔蚌了!

“而且……”紧接着,菜月昴似乎发现了什么不对劲的地方,他一脸狐疑的看着菲露特,问道:“菲露特,为什么你会喊特蕾西亚做……姐姐?”

“哦呀哦呀,难道说昴大人觉得我不够做菲露特酱的姐姐吗?”听到菜月昴的话,在一旁和寄生鬼战斗的特蕾西亚顿时发出了悦耳的笑声。

只不过……

不知道怎么的,菜月昴感觉自己从这个笑声之中听出了一丝充满了黑暗的气息,就仿佛看到了手机短信回头看的诚哥一样。

“不不不,不是,我只是……”菜月昴一脸心虚的看了一眼一旁正一副“老夫正在专心的切瓜砍菜,尼萌做什么,窝都不知道”模样的威尔海姆,顿时就明白了威尔海姆这怕老婆的家伙估计是没法指望了。

“只是什么?”特蕾西亚笑吟吟的问道。

“我只是觉得吧,虽然你很年轻,但是你们毕竟没有血缘关系嘛,对不对……这样乱喊会不会不太好呢……”菜月昴忍不住为自己的机智点了32个赞,他不怕自己骄傲,“毕竟特蕾西亚是剑圣世家的吧?这个身份应该不是能随便喊姐妹的吧!?”

“原来昴大人是这个意思吗?”特蕾西亚身上那仿佛要溢出来的黑色气息顿时消失的无影无踪,她笑眯眯的说道:“我现在的身份只是昴大人的式神,和剑圣世家没有任何的关系哦,所以没关系的。”

“原来如此,那就无所谓了。”菜月昴笑着擦了擦额头上的冷汗,然后扫了一眼一旁的威尔海姆——正在战斗的威尔海姆似乎有所感应一样,默不作声的将手放在背后,暗搓搓的对菜月昴比划了一个大拇指的手势。

可以我的主子,成功的躲避了死亡FLAG。

‘女人的年龄果然是禁忌吗?’菜月昴擦了擦冷汗,然后把自己内心的憋屈和郁闷全部发泄在了寄生鬼的身上。

“席八啊啊啊,受死吧你们这一群没有小吉吉的生物!”菜月昴大吼一声,将愤怒的铁拳施加在了这些寄生鬼的身上。

顺带一提,如果我是寄生鬼,那么我现在肯定有一句MMP一定要讲,你说你们这什么队伍配置?

普莉希拉就不说了,虽然技术只是个黄金,但是人家开场自带六神装;

菲露特也不说了,虽然是个青铜,但是也是开场自带神装;

再看看你们三个?

王者级的菜月昴,大师级的特蕾西亚和威尔海姆……

妈卖批哦,一个王者带着两个大师再带两个出门神装的菜鸟,来打我们几个钻石……至于吗?至于吗?

人和人之间还有信任可言吗!?我们就不能友好的坐下来,打一把麻将,或者玩一下抽王八,谁输了在脸上贴条吗?这样多安全,多和谐,对不对!?

PS1:如果有玩炉石的小伙伴应该知道这个梗,总之是一个和【主播炸了】【主播真会玩】类似的小集锦,不过天天卡牌主要是炉石内的,而且有的是精彩操作,有的是一脸懵逼。

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