第2247章 声优梗怎么能只玩一次呢?
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“呃……好,好的。龙腾小说网ltxsba.com”贝尔微妙的点了点头,然后双手打开面前的纸,看着上面的文字,用压低了一丝的声音说道:“神大人,请务必答应我的愿望,让我的世界变成允许一夫多妻的世界吧!我实在是无法辜负莉法、西莉卡还有莉兹的感情……”
“唔!!!”原本还一脸奇怪的坐在地上,似乎在疑惑事情发展的桐人,在听到了贝尔的这一句话之后,当时表情就变了。
他猛地往前一扑,似乎想要捂住贝尔的嘴巴一样,但是他的手脚早就已经被王动捆的紧紧地,桐人的动作只是让他扑在了地上,然后像毛毛虫一样的朝着贝尔拱去而已。
“冷静,冷静。”王动一脸笑意的扯住了桐人身上的麻绳,然后蹲在桐人的身边,给贝尔比划了一个“OK”的手势,他再才转过头来,对着桐人说道:“”
“这……这样就可以了吗?”贝尔小心翼翼的蹲在了王动的身边,那模样就像是表演完毕的汪酱在等待主人的奖励一样——如果贝尔君是兽人族的话,估计此时尾巴已经摇起来了。
“足够了,贝尔君真是厉害呢!”王动一脸赞叹的点了点头,然后对着贝尔竖起了大拇指,说道:“那接下来就要看我的了……”
说着,王动整理了一下自己的衣服,然后用带着震惊的语气大声说道:“桐人,你知道你在说什么吗!你难道忘记了亚丝娜了吗!”
说完,王动立马将第二张纸条塞进了贝尔君的手里,然后又比划了一个大拇指。
“啊……哦!”贝尔君一愣,紧接着便反应了过来,然后看着纸上的内容,大声喊道:“神大人,亚丝娜虽然好,但是,莉法的欧派要更大一点……”
说道这里,贝尔君就已经反应了过来,然后纯情的他便捂着脸蹲在了地上,用崩溃般的声音小声的说道:“不行不行不行不行!这个台词实在是太羞耻了,我做不到做不到做不到……”
“哎呀……”王动摸了摸自己的鼻子,一脸无奈的看了一眼贝尔,嘟囔道:“没想到贝尔君的节操居然这么高……失算了!”
不过话说到这也就结束了,因为伴随着一阵急促的脚步声,房间的大门被“砰”的推开了。
“ki……ri……to……君!”亚丝娜浑身散发着黑气的走了出来,她刚准备对桐人使用上挑连突刺外加圣母咏叹的连击的时候,就愕然的发现……
啊咧?啊咧咧?
亚丝娜一脸茫然的看着旁边笑的一脸猥琐的王动,以及被捆的死死的桐人以及站在旁边的一个生面孔的白发小青年。
“这是……什么情况?”亚丝娜一脸茫然的看着门口的“惨状”,不由得疑惑的问道。
“啊哈哈,这个嘛。”王动摸着自己的脑袋,露出了一个爽朗的笑容,说道:“来来,亚丝娜,我给你介绍一个人——贝尔君。”
“是!”贝尔听到王动的呼唤,顿时挺直了自己的身子,一脸认真的回答道。
“这个是……”听到贝尔的声音,亚丝娜似乎感觉到——诶?怎么……有这么一点耳熟!?
“贝尔君,来个自我介绍吧!”王动一脸飒爽的对着贝尔竖起了大拇指,说道:“!”
“我,我知道了!”桐人点了点头,然后一脸认真的看着亚丝娜,说道:“你,你好,我是贝尔·克朗尼,是贵眷族的邻居……”
“等等!”听到贝尔君的自我介绍,亚丝娜顿时一脸不淡定的伸出手拦在了对方的面前,然后一脸蛋疼的捂着自己的额头,说道:“那个,贝尔对吧?你的声音……”
“诶?我的声音?”贝尔蒙蒙的眨了眨眼睛,疑惑的说道:“请问,怎么了吗?”
“……我明白了。”亚丝娜一脸无语的叹了一口气,从贝尔的声音,王动那仿佛滑稽一样的表情,以及被捆绑play的桐人这三个因素来推断,她已经知道发生了什么事了。
于是,亚丝娜用仿佛看到不懂事的小屁孩一样的眼神看了一眼王动,无奈的说道:“团长大人,不要开这种玩笑好不好!”
“诶嘿嘿,发现了?”王动不好意思的露出了一个顽皮的笑容,然后才说道:“怎么样,有趣吧?”
说着,王动一脸滑稽的将桐人身上的绳子拆了下来,然后打趣道,“怎么样,有趣吗?”
“一点,也不有趣!”桐人没好气的看了一眼王动,说道:“团长大人,这实在是太过分了!如果亚丝娜真的当真了怎么办!”
“桐人君!好歹也对我有点信心吧!”亚丝娜没好气的看了一眼桐人,说道:“难道我在桐人的眼里就这么不值得信任吗!”
‘刚才你不是超生气的吗!超怀疑我的吧!’桐人在内心吐槽了一句,只不过他非常深刻的知道一个道理,那就是面对女人,你要是非要讲道理,那你就注孤生。
“怎么会呢,亚丝娜!”桐人一个翻身从地上爬了起来,然后握住了亚丝娜的双手,深情的说道:“我对亚丝娜可是绝对的信任的!所以亚丝娜对我也是信任的,对吧?”
“嗯嗯!”亚丝娜萌萌的点头中。
‘……卧槽,为什么老子明明是整蛊这两个人的,到头来却吃了一脸的狗链!?’王动当时就表示这日子过不下去了。
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