第2341章 加入我大E·M·T神教吧!
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“唰——”洛基一个箭步上前,以歌舞剧的经典姿势将王动搂进了自己的怀里,一脸微笑的说道:“艾蜜莉碳,看你走路的姿势还有反应力,你并不是冒险者呢怎么样,要不要加入我的眷族?哦,你的手真滑……”
“……”艾蜜莉酱经过了零点一秒的沉默之后,微笑着站直了身子,然后对着洛基鞠了一个躬,说道:“对不起,洛基大人,虽然您的邀请让我十分的感觉,但是你是一个好人,所以我们不适合,很抱歉。更多小说ltxsba.com”
十动然拒加好人卡bo连击,直接让洛基捂着心脏倒在了身后的里维莉亚的身上……
哦,不对,里维莉亚让开了,洛基直接倒在了地上!
“为什么不接住我啊!”洛基捂着脑袋从地上站了起来,泪眼汪汪的看着自家眷族里的Lv.6。
“抱歉,洛基大人是好人,所以我们不适合。”里维莉亚默默地后退了半步,然后用仿佛看待那种拿着棒棒糖去欺骗小萝莉的怪蜀黍的眼神盯着洛基,“还有洛基大人,请不要做出这种会让人误会的行为,不然洛基眷族会被人当作是变太眷族的。”
“我的行为哪里变太了!”洛基一脸恼火的跳了起来,嚷嚷道:“难道你不觉得艾蜜莉酱超可爱吗!”
“是很可爱没错。”里维莉亚并不能违背自己的本心。
“麻吉天使!”
“嗯。”
“世界一番の宝物!”
“嗯。”
“可爱到爆炸!”
“是。”
“世界的珍宝!比欧拉丽还值钱!”
“……哈?”
“E·M·T!”
“什么鬼?”
“艾蜜莉·麻吉·天使!”
“你是486伪装的吧喂!”
“啰嗦!艾蜜莉的可爱是突破次元的!”
“洛基你冷静一点!”
“冷静不下来!我要她!她是我这辈子唯一想要的SSR!”
“……你说啥我听不懂啊!”
看着洛基和里维莉亚互相吐槽的艾蜜莉,默默地扭头看向了旁边一脸尴尬的芬恩,轻声说道:“洛基眷族……是讲相声的眷族吗?”
“不是,别误会啊!”芬恩整个人都快哭了,“虽然她俩看起来的确是在讲相声……不不不,她们才不是在讲相声,只是像,只是像而已!”
“哦。”艾蜜莉点了点头,然后面无表情的说道:“不是相声……”
“嗯嗯!”
“是漫才?”
“也不是!”芬恩当时就崩溃了,漫才不就是霓虹的相声吗喂!别以为换个名字我就不知道了口牙!
“艾蜜莉,加入我的眷族吧!”洛基挣脱了里维莉亚的纠缠之后,一脸渴望的双手抓住了艾蜜莉的右手,仿佛求婚一样,深情的说道:“等你嫁过来……咳咳,我是说,等你加入我们眷族,我肯定会每晚都临幸你的嘿嘿嘿……”
“歪,110吗?”王动默默地把视线放在了里维莉亚和芬恩的身上,说道:“这是新的性.骚.扰吗?”
“不是!”里维莉亚连忙出手将洛基扯到了一旁,然后一脸歉意的说道:“真的非常对不起,洛基就是这个脾气,看到可爱的女孩子就迈不动腿……”
‘我看不是迈不动腿,是合不拢腿吧。’艾蜜莉扯了扯嘴角,微笑着说道:“总之……各位,请问可以点单了吗?”
“可以,当然可以!”看到艾蜜莉居然主动的转移了话题,芬恩感动的差点就要哭出来了。
妈妈,这个妹子人太好了,我要娶她!
似乎是为了补偿艾蜜莉,又或者是为了安抚艾蜜莉,总之芬恩点的菜品都是相当贵的——顺带一提,丰饶的女主人似乎也有一定的提成机制。
反正就是客人进来之后,会挑选自己喜欢的服务员买单,或者是某个服务员拉来了客人之后,这个客人就由她负责……
然后根据客人点的单的价格,进行一定的提成。
很显然,为了“补偿”或者是“感谢”又或者是“收买”艾蜜莉,芬恩点的菜品相当的贵,提成自然也是相当的高。
“……就这些了。”菜品全部点完了之后,芬恩对着艾蜜莉露出了一个微笑,说道。
“好的,请稍等。”艾蜜莉露出了一个甜甜的微笑(此处的背景音为缇欧娜的惊呼:“糟糕洛基大人流鼻血了!”),然后转过身,迈着优雅的步伐,朝着后厨房走去。
“艾蜜莉酱还真是受欢迎喵!”一位兽人族-猫分支的女仆一脸羡慕的看着艾蜜莉,说道:“喵喵是第喵次上喵,就有喵么多的客喵……”
“……阿妮娅,如果是别人,真的听不懂你说的话的。”艾蜜莉无奈的看了一眼面前的浅咖啡色短发的猫人族少女,这位少女刚才那句话翻译一下,是这样的:明明是第一次上班,就有这么多的客人。
话说回来,猫人我也见过不少了,能把“喵”字的口僻用到这种程度上,某种程度上,阿妮娅还真是一个厉害的家伙呢。
“我只是来体验的而已,今天的奖金就就拿来请客吧。”艾蜜莉轻轻一笑,对着阿妮娅露出了一个甜美的微笑,说道:“今晚我请客,怎么样?阿妮娅姐姐?”
‘好……好可爱……’阿妮娅捂着自己的鼻孔,一脸仿佛被治愈了一样的表情,喃喃道:“这个超可爱的生物到底是什么啊!可恶!”
看看,口僻都忘了——话说口僻都能忘?我有点怀疑你的口僻是不是故意的了。
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