后记(二)
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“周赫煊和鲁迅,我少年时代的噩梦……”
“超赞。”
“卡车司机翻拍的把我看哭了。”
“跟周赫煊有什么关系?”
“小说原作者。”
“我靠,真的假的?”
“我更喜欢,上个月还给我儿子买了一本。”
“我去,活捉一位大师兄,师兄你哪一年毕业的?”
“02届的清华。”
“打死清华狗!这里是北大的地盘。”
“呵呵,我老婆是北大的。小朋友,快叫师姐夫。”
“兀那清华狗,竟敢抢我北大的妹子,受死吧!”
“兀那清华狗,竟敢抢我北大的妹子,受死吧!”
“兀那清华狗,竟敢抢我北大的妹子,受死吧!”
“兀那清华狗,竟敢抢我北大的妹子,受死吧!”
“兀那清华狗,竟敢抢我北大的妹子,受死吧!”
“喂,你们好像歪楼了。”
“周先生是我们北大的老校长,他开学的时候会不会回北大啊?”
“估计人家看完奥运就离开北京吧。”
“有可能……”
杜晓曦抱着笔记本回到沙发,一边水贴一边看。
“我靠,刚才专门去查了下百科,比利时现任国王居然是周赫煊的亲外孙!”
“切,孤陋寡闻,咱老校长可厉害了。看过宋鸿兵的没有?里面有一段专门提到老校长。二战刚刚结束的时候,老校长套现了杰士邦、可口可乐和英国皇家制药的大量股票,一口气入股了几十家日本公司,现在他是日本几大财团的幕后BOSS。”
“宋鸿兵的书也能信?你不是金融专业的吧。”
“我中文系的,我最崇拜的就是老校长。”
“周赫煊有什么好崇拜的,英国人的走狗,一建国就跑去香港做太平绅士,等国家强大了又回来找存在感。抗战期间他为中国做了什么贡献?新中国建立他又做了什么贡献?现在被捧上了天,其实就一无耻文人,屁用处都没有。”
“呵呵。”
“呵呵。”
“呵呵。”
“LSSSS那位你搞笑的吧?别的事情我不清楚,我是学通信工程的,中国在特殊时期被国际封锁,好多我们专业的高端设备和材料,都是周先生从香港走私过来的。”
“别理那个傻叉,跟条狗一样乱咬。抗战期间,周先生一次性就捐了几十架飞机,这叫没有为抗战做贡献?”
“我是学历史的,周先生在史学界,那就是一座珠穆朗玛峰。从80年代开始,在中国学历史的谁能绕开他?他不但是中国现代史学的奠基人,更是世界现代史学的开山鼻祖!”
“文学专业也一样,老校长开创了好几个文学流派。”
“我是学量子物理的,我只知道‘周赫煊的猫’。”
“我是学医的,周赫煊凭借对磺胺的发现,还跟人一起拿过诺贝尔医学奖。”
“周赫煊拿的不是诺贝尔文学奖吗?医学奖是什么鬼?”
“我能证明周赫煊拿过诺贝尔医学奖,当时我就在颁奖现场。”
“滚蛋,发奖的时候中国正值抗战,周赫煊根本就没去领奖。”
“妈的,吹个牛逼也这么尴尬。”
“我靠,周赫煊是龙傲天吗?文学和历史成就我也认了,他怎么在物理和医学领域都插一脚,还顺手拿了诺贝尔医学奖。”
“和也是他写的,谱曲填词一起搞定。”
“你们恐怕还不知道,我一哥们儿是搞音乐的,他说周赫煊是公认的‘摇滚之父’,就问牛不牛逼!世界上第一首摇滚,就是周赫煊在二战期间创作的反战歌曲。”
“摇滚之父?偶买噶,老婆,快出来看上帝!”
“呵呵,给你们看一张照片,第一排中间那个就是周赫煊。”
“天津国术馆是什么鬼?”
“周赫煊是天津国术馆副馆长啊,绝对高手!他跟李小龙一起创造了综合格斗,两人并称为‘综合格斗之父’。现在欧美和香港流行的UFC综合格斗大赛,幕后老板就是周赫煊。照片上坐周赫煊旁边那位是薛颠,懂行的人应该都知道。”
“你说的都不是什么新鲜事儿,周赫煊确实会武术。他跟剑仙李景林切磋过,而且略胜一筹。他不仅剑法厉害,一手八卦掌也神出鬼没,在民国武林号称‘剑掌无双周赫煊’。”
“哥们儿,你地摊文学看多了……”
“我可以作证,LSS说得都是真的,‘铁拳无敌孙中山’是周赫煊的大师兄。”
“我也可以作证,当时还有一个高手叫‘穿林北腿蒋中正’。”
“再世霸王袁世凯。”
“落樱神斧华盛顿。”
“魔音摄心罗斯福。”
“铀光波动杜鲁门。”
“喂,你们够了啊,再这样调侃会出大事的。暴雪的大股东是‘东方控股’,‘东方控股’的老板是周赫煊的孙子周炳耀。谁再敢胡说八道,让周赫煊看到了,当心在大陆不更新!”
“我靠,好可怕。老校长我爱你,你是好人!”
“魔兽万岁,校长万岁!”
“谁再敢说老校长坏话,我保证不打死他!”
“其实我最佩服的人就是周先生,他是电,他是光,他是唯一的神话。”
“我特么还Superstar。”
“说起来你们可能不相信,我以前最喜欢上语文课,因为那里面有周先生的文章。在朗读课文的时候,周先生美妙的文字让我不打瞌睡了,学习质量变好了,作文写得有模有样了,考试也能及格了。”
“你要蓝瓶的不?”
“……”
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