第254章 没有黄段子的无聊世界
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诺拉虽然身体娇小——各种意义上的——速度敏捷,但是想要逃脱唐恩的魔爪?
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“快放开我啊!你这个无礼的家伙!“
诺拉在唐恩手中挣扎的,大声的呼喊着:“你怎么可以这样对诺拉!诺拉咬你哦!”
说着,她竟是真的抱着唐恩的手指啃了上去。
直接破防,效果拔群!
唐恩眉毛一抖,笑的更加温和了:“诺拉,不知道你有没有听说过一句话……”
“什么话!”
“不作死就不会死呢。”
逃入森林的格兰蒂亚并没有跑远,因为她发现诺拉没有跟上来,然后她就有点担心了。
虽然讨厌人类,但她很喜欢第一时间来帮助她的诺拉,而且妖精是精灵的朋友,她怎么能抛弃朋友呢?
“——啊啊啊!快、快放开我!”
“——不要——不要啊!!!”
“——我、我知道错了——千万不要碰那里——噫!呀呀——”
“——呜——唐恩大笨蛋——唐恩是蠢货——唐恩是变态!”
森林中传来了诺拉凄惨的惊呼,格兰蒂亚心中一凛,毫不犹豫地折身冲了回去。
轻轻拨开浓密的灌木丛,格兰蒂亚眼前出现了一副令人发指的画面!
那个人类他、他竟然——天啊!太肮脏了!身为坐骑,怎么可以那样对主人!
格兰蒂亚满脸的震怒。
果然人类都是肮脏而愚蠢的生物!
他、他竟然用一根——蘑菇——去捅诺拉的后背!
难道他不知道妖精的翅膀根部是非常敏感的地方吗!
唐恩突然顿了一下,似笑非笑的问道:“知道错了?那么告诉我,坐骑是什么意思?”
“我、我只是想开个玩笑啦——”
诺拉趴在唐恩手中,急促的喘息着,脸上满是红晕:“诺拉知道错啦——快住手呀!”
唐恩非常温和的笑着,捏着蘑菇继续在诺拉背上摩擦着:“告诉我,咱们两个谁才是坐骑?”
“我、我才是坐骑——诺拉是唐恩的坐骑——这样总行了吧!”
自暴自弃的诺拉终于明白了一个道理,胳膊扭不过大腿,以她这毫无战斗能力的小身板,和唐恩刚正面,吃亏的只会是她自己,所以她最终还是屈服了。
“坐骑啊……可惜略小。”
唐恩打量了一下诺拉,满脸的遗憾,他放开了诺拉之后,转过身,满脸笑容地看着灌木丛:“我还以为你不会回来了。”
发现我了!?
怎么可能!
看到诺拉没有危险,格兰蒂亚立刻转身就逃!
“想逃?晚了。”
格兰蒂亚应声倒地,一脸骇然:“这是什么!?”
她的双腿,不知何时被一根绳子缠上了——而她甚至连一点感觉都没有!
永暗女神的强欲束带。
唐恩笑呵呵地走进了灌木丛:“布莱恩,你先点个篝火休息一下,等我一会儿。”
“没问题。”
布莱恩嚷嚷道:“大兄弟,你要对她做什么啊?可千万别乱来啊!”
“乱来?当然不会,我是那种人吗?”
唐恩一脸的纯洁无辜。
“嗯……好像不是?”
“那就对了。”
唐恩一打响指,法师之手托起格兰蒂亚,两人钻进了树林深处。
“嗯……为什么总感觉好像哪里不对?”
布莱恩嘀咕了起来,然后他注意到了无精打采的诺拉:“你怎么了?”
“被污染了……诺拉被唐恩污染了……诺拉不纯洁了……”
诺拉哭丧着脸:“完了……诺拉嫁不出去了……只能嫁给大坏蛋唐恩了……”
布莱恩:“……”
就算你想嫁,也得他想娶才行啊……
幽暗的丛林中。
“那么,格兰蒂亚姑娘,有没有人告诉你,你的名字让人很有玩弄你的冲动?”
“你在说什么呢?坐骑先生,我完全听不懂呢。”
“……很好。”
唐恩清理出一片干净的区域,取出一块毯子,然后把格兰蒂亚放在了毯子上。
“你觉得,和蔼可亲的我,会怎么对付一个抢我东西的女精灵呢?”
“抢你东西?没有呀。”
格兰蒂亚一脸的无辜:“这一定是误会,我只是怕你和那些人是一伙儿的,故意在骗我。”
“那他们已经死了,可以把东西还给我了吧?”
格兰蒂亚一脸的迷茫:“什么东西?”
唐恩脸上的笑容越发的灿烂了:“你这是要和我玩游戏吗?还是说,你觉得我会找不到它?”
“我真的不知道你在说什么,我——你、你要做什么!?”
看格兰蒂亚还打算装傻,唐恩一打响指,永暗女神的强欲束带立刻就扭动着将格兰蒂亚的躯体捆成了半弧形,她的肩膀和双腿被束带从背后牵扯在一起,身体不得不向前凸起,竟是让她的身材看上去好了许多。
格兰蒂亚顿时涨红了脸,漫如潮水的羞耻感滚滚袭来。
但她为了欺骗唐恩,却只能装作傻乎乎的样子!
“居然没反应……”
唐恩摩挲着下巴:“和艾格温一样,因为社会形态和价值观不同,看来精灵们果然都没有人类的那种羞耻感……不过这就少了很多乐趣啊。”
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