第一百六十一章 刘备卖鸡
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后世有谚语,英雄流血不流泪!
若是一般人,见到刘备哭鼻子就同情了,比如被砍了颜良和文丑的袁绍,这事也就过去了。龙腾小说网ltxsba.com
但秦峰后世而来,对于刘备的手段门清。在他看来,刘英雄流泪不流血,从未受过伤,就定鼎了三国,实在太厉害了。
对于他来说,未来的对手,有机会打击就打击,没有机会制造机会也要打击。
秦峰惊堂木一拍,“流癣多,你可知罪?”
刘备呜呜呜的时候,外面的关羽和张飞就着急了。张飞拧着脖子叫道:“秦子进,你别仗势欺人,欺负我大哥。我大哥兢兢业业,北城区的老百姓都是知道的。”
秦峰眉毛一挑,道:“张翼德,照你这么说,刘备若是杀了人,由于他之前兢兢业业就没事了?”
“这……。”张飞一时无语。
刘备看到事情是过不去了,呜呜呜一番后,道:“大人,属下知罪。”
秦峰微微点头,道:“既然你已经知罪,来人呀,脱去他的官服印绶,回家种地去吧。”
“啊?”刘备先是大松一口气,毕竟小命是保住了。但没想到被秦峰一撸到底了,随后就秃噜扣。当典韦和许褚上去的时候,刘备肝胆俱裂,脸也绿了,汗也下来了,眼泪却是没有了,叫道:“秦大人,大人!刘备虽然有罪,但不至于罚这么狠吧?”
秦峰挥了挥手,那意思,没把你小子给铡了。你就烧高香吧。
刘备打掉典韦和许褚摸上来的手。又叫道:“大人。卑职虽然职位低微,但您也没这个权利将卑职一撸到底。”
荀彧生恐秦峰的名望受到影响,急忙劝导:“大人,刘备办这个案子的确有失妥当令人气愤,但只因为此事就将他革职有些牵强,传了出去,对大人的名望不利。”他又低声道:“另外,这事情若是闹到朝堂上。恐怕难以善了。”
如今东汉的体制还没有彻底乱套,秦峰还需防备偷鸡不成蚀把米。然而虽然不撸刘备了,但也不能让其好过,于是秦峰话锋一转,“既如此,罚半年俸禄,以儆效尤。就从这个月开始,癣多,你回去后,立刻将这个月的俸禄上缴回来。”
刘备刚松一口气。又提到了嗓子眼。他就靠每月的俸禄养活他和关羽张飞,没了俸禄。岂不是要被饿死了?对于刘备来说,罚半年俸禄,某些方面比撸了他还严重。“太狠了,这个月的也要!”刘备浑身发抖中叫道。
“就这样了,癣多,闭门思过去吧。”秦峰大手一挥道。
“谢大人。”刘备抹了抹眼角,起身走了。
秦峰闻言,便对穿越东汉十分欣慰,心说你看看这事,爷罚了他俸禄,他还要感谢爷,这要是在后世,指不定怎么跟爷闹腾呢,还是古代好。
刘备垂头丧气走出审案区的时候,百姓哗啦啦分开两列。刘备又开始抹眼泪,瞅瞅左边,左边的百姓就撤步,瞅瞅右边,右边的百姓就扭脸。民心木有了,刘备恨不得自己扇自己两巴掌,心说这几个月白忙活了。
就此,刘备在洛阳百姓心中的地位一落千丈,而秦峰反而又升了一个台阶。
秦峰退了堂,百姓散去的时候,消息就传了出去,一时间,洛阳有个秦青天的呼声,传颂在大街和小巷。那真是恶徒闻之,瑟瑟发抖,百姓闻之,欢天喜地。
洛阳府衙,后院,秦峰办公室。
荀彧特别佩服秦峰的果敢和有担当,在他看来,只有秦峰这样的人,才能够真正匡扶社稷,中兴汉室。然而他又有些担忧,道:“大人,恐怕此事关内侯刘立不会善罢甘休!”
秦峰毫不畏惧,道:“此事我自由主张。”
另一方面,洛阳城,北部尉府衙,后院。
刘备站在院子中间,哭丧着脸,左手抱着一只小草鸡咕咕咕,右手抱着一只花公鸡嘎嘎嘎,悲道:“我的鸡,我的鸡,正是下蛋的时候……。”
一旁关羽大红脸,伸过来手,道:“大哥,卖了吧,割爱吧。若是不然,咱们就没粮食了,也没钱交俸禄了。”
于是乎,刘备只能松手,关羽接过来鸡,塞进了张飞手里的鸡笼子里。二人拿上草标,这一次不是去插标卖首的,是卖鸡的。
刘备欲哭无泪,只能任由关羽和张飞将家里的鸡全抱出去卖了。待得二人走后,刘备面目狰狞起来,冲进鸡圈里,将鸡窝捣了个稀巴烂,仰天叫道:“秦子进,你这个王八蛋,我请你吃饭的时候,也没见你少吃,你还要找处。你却如此对我,总有一天,我会报仇雪恨的!”
咔嚓
刘备低头一看,发现他踩碎了一个鸡蛋,也许是这半年里最后一个鸡蛋了。刘备望着流黄水的蛋,抽搐了,歇斯底里起来,“吾的蛋,吾的蛋!”
秦峰不知道刘备没小了,竟然连“蛋”都没有了。
第二天,一大早,他就去上朝了。
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