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第一百八十八章 压轴大傻

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除夕的钟声敲响的时候,刘备黯然神伤的走了,他充满了愤怒,但他官职卑微,又充满了无奈。

而在演出大厅里面,大汉第一届春晚,也拉下了帷幕。这一晚,人们记住了很多终身难忘的事情,有雄浑的《大汉当自强》,有乐开颜的《数来宝?,又柔情似水的《爱你一万年》,还有“没有最傻,只有更傻”的刘备三兄弟。

汉灵帝意犹未尽,道:“子进爱卿,明年还要举办这个什么晚会,春节晚会,对春节晚会!”

秦峰心说也不升个官。但他也知道,汉灵帝的官都能卖钱,因此,汉灵帝非到万不得已,从来不白白封官,拿钱买绝对没问题。但秦峰就算有钱,也不屑去买官。毕竟曾经买过官,这污点太大。

汉灵帝也觉得不赏不好意思,但忍住了就是不赏,只是说关切话,道:“爱卿什么时候成亲?”

秦峰绝对是雁过拔毛的脾气,发现汉灵帝主动伸了过来,急忙道:“陛下,请您下旨,明天就成婚,如何?”

“明天?”所有人都愣住了。按照礼教,王公半年,皇帝一年,似乎秦峰这样身份的,少说要准备三个月。

就在众人以为汉灵帝不会同意的时候。只听汉灵帝道:“明天就明天,蔡爱卿,你马上准备。”

众人大跌眼镜。

就算是蔡邕,也忍不住暗骂一声昏君。然而金口玉言。只能是点头答应。

秦峰大喜过望,连连道谢。

蔡琰双颊绯红。小兰儿就对小月道:“明天,我就要喊你月夫人了。”

小月儿也是一阵脸红,她便感到,能够跟着小姐一起嫁过去。真是这辈子最大的幸福。

大汉第一届春节联欢晚会结束了,但留下了太多值得人们回味的事情。曹操的《大汉当自强》,袁绍的《数来宝》,刘备的《双节棍》,当然,最值得人们回味的,还是秦峰的《爱你一万年》。

就这一首《爱你一万年》,当天晚上,多少大家闺秀,钻在被窝里。深情念着秦峰的名字。多少小媳妇,少妇,浴火焚身,彻夜难眠。

后宫,何皇后独卧凤塌,双目迷离,“秦峰,若本宫早遇到你,绝不会入这深宫……。”

春晚后,东汉的乐坛。经历了一次翻天覆地的变化。秦峰的演唱形式,彻底取代了旧有的演唱形式,一时间,用他的演唱形式制作的歌曲。如同雨后春笋,流行开来。为了与旧有的演唱形式区别开来,因此用秦峰的演唱形式的歌曲,大家都叫流行歌曲。

秦峰后来听到流行歌曲的名头后,一头栽到了案几下面。心说“流行歌曲”这个名词,合着是这么来的呀。

虽然乐师的地位在东汉很低。但秦峰的名声,却是通过遍布天下乐师传播了出去。于是乎,秦峰不得不在儒家新圣外,又带上了乐府乐圣的称号。一时间,秦峰成了乐师们心中的神,又因此成为了万千歌姬心中的偶像。东汉的歌姬们,平身最大的心愿,就是能够见乐圣一面,若是能够献身,就更好不过了。

随着大汉春节联欢晚会的胜利闭幕,随着节目传遍天下,一时间,天下的相声,小品,二人转等后世娱乐元素,蓬勃发展起来。

后来,现代考古队挖出了一座东汉古墓,一看“卖拐”,“爱你一万年”,考古老教授立刻就吓秃噜了。什么本山大叔,华哥很快就被当局带去喝茶,他们也都吓秃噜了,纷纷表示,绝没有盗墓,更没有盗版。

当局百思不得其解,只能惊叹,这车撞的,一撞就撞出去一千多年。

于是乎,不论是后世还是东汉,都将秦峰当成了娱乐圈的开山鼻祖,每日供奉。一时间,在鼻祖的带领下,在东汉末年的乱世里,反而娱乐界得到了蓬勃的发展,立刻突飞猛进上千年。

而秦峰不但打破了东汉娱乐圈,更加打破了当时礼教的束缚,马上成婚。

大年初一头一天,过了初二是初三。

在这个185年的第一天里,秦峰迎来了这一生最重要的时刻,就是娶媳妇。

一大早,洛阳府衙就围满了人,那真是车水马龙,人山人海。百官都到了,而洛阳城万人空巷,百姓来了太多太多,不得不排队道贺。秦峰将会从这里出发,将他的媳妇,娶回他的屯,秦家屯。

那真是,“吾的洞房就在那个屯……,门一插灯一拉,三角那啥往下扒,哎?怎么跑调了?”。

而一大清早,蔡府也是结彩,蔡邕出来一看,好家伙,全是人,惊道:“怎么来了这么多人?”

老管家蔡琳激动的发抖,道:“老爷,姑爷的民望太盛,全城空巷,全挤洛阳府衙了,没挤进去的,都挤咱们这里了。”

“蔡大人,您得了一位好姑爷!”

“秦大人百年好合,蔡小姐早生贵子!”

呼声中,蔡邕便感到倍有面子。

(今天的更新已经全部到位,其实早该到位了,拼码字一时间忘了。为什么拼?是为了晚上十点左右,为白银大盟啊新兄弟加更,十章连发。

嗯,很多年了,没有这么拼过。今天,拼了!)

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