第一百九十三章 十文钱赢了二百万贯
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汉灵帝过生日,别人送金玉珍珠玛瑙珊瑚,秦峰送一桶姜,看着也是金灿灿的,但就是不值钱。更多小说ltxsba.com
其实就是礼物,千里送鹅毛,礼轻情意重。但张让趁机陷害,请求汉灵帝杀了秦峰。
这话说到了百官心里,有些人已经忍不住拿出了下注的条子,看到上面的款项,依然是喜笑颜开。
汉灵帝暂时没有言语,但脸色不好看。
而这时的秦峰,他不能任由事情按照别人的思路发展下去,那样一来思路就收不回来了。于是,秦峰勃然大怒,呵斥道:“张让,你刚才说什么?”
这一声喊,百官打哆嗦,心说秦来疯,真是够疯!
张让也是吓的不轻,然而他很快就反应过来,心说你送一桶姜还有理怎地?怒道:“一桶烂姜!”
“什么?”秦峰眼珠子一瞪,道:“我这分明是一桶江山,寓意陛下一统江山!”
一统江山!一个桶,姜的形状像山,果然是“一统江山”。
汉灵帝明白了后,这才知道秦峰送一桶姜的用意,他是皇帝,自然知道先要有江山,才能够捞钱找女人。于是乎,汉灵帝的脸色立刻就好了,还笑道:“一统江山,好寓意!”
百官震惊了,心说原来典故在这里呀!
汉灵帝高兴了,但秦峰没有放过张让,道:“陛下一统江山,然而张常侍说一桶烂姜,他是说陛下您的江山烂了呀!”
“烂了!朕的江山烂了!”汉灵帝脸色又变的难看了,风雨又起。
“不不不……。”张让开窍了,大骂秦峰卑鄙的同时,扑通就跪了,道:“陛下,臣愚钝,臣才疏学浅,没能明白秦大人此等深刻的含义。”他看汉灵帝脸色依旧难堪,又哭道:“臣也是为了陛下好。只以为秦大人送的少……。”
汉灵帝的脸色缓和了一些,怒道:“罚俸一年。”
“谢陛下……。”一年俸禄没有了,张让起身看秦峰的时候,狠的牙根痒痒。当他目光又接触到一桶姜的时候。面皮一阵抽搐,心说秦子进这个王八蛋,太卑鄙了,这都能想出来!
陡然间,龙台上传来汉灵帝的大笑。“好,秦爱卿送的礼物好,一统江山,这是朕这些年收到的最好的礼物了。来人呀,好生送到朕的寝宫,朕今天晚上就要跟这一统江山睡觉!哈哈哈哈……。”
但凡是皇帝,都喜欢一统江山。汉灵帝虽然爱收礼,但他不在意秦峰一人送的是什么,因此十分喜爱这“一统江山”。
曹操和袁绍的表情缓和了过来。
曹操咂舌,心说齐活了。秦子进这脑袋怎么长的,这都能想出来?
袁绍如痴如醉,忍不住伸出大拇指,道:“高,实在是高。”
似皇甫嵩、卢植等忠心臣子,没有参加秦峰的赌局,都开始赞叹秦峰的才华和寓意,忍不住也是伸出大拇指,“高,实在是高。寓意好,一统江山,太好了。”
而百官,望着被恭敬抬走的一桶姜。个个肝胆俱裂,脸色苍白,身体打摆子。心说齐活了,吾等送了多少万,都不及人家送一桶姜。
秦峰三天前的话,在他们耳边回荡。“本官就送十文钱的礼物,就能让陛下高兴。”
百官中太多人失声,“这还是人吗?”
“人能想得出来吗?”
然而不管怎样,秦峰想了出来,他送给皇帝十文钱的寿礼,皇帝也高兴。华夏五千年从头数,百万官员送寿礼,值钱程度上秦峰排名倒数第一,然而讨欢心程度却是正数第一,实乃华夏百官之楷模也。
汉灵帝十分高兴,就说大开宴席,宴请送礼的百官的时候,就发现百官中许多人忽然秃噜到了地板上,捂着心口哆嗦。汉灵帝大惊失色,道:“诸位爱卿,怎么了,病了?心病?”
百官不禁道;“病到没病,就是心疼的厉害。”
秦峰喜笑颜开,对百官抱拳一礼,“承让,承让!”又道;“诸位大人,一会为陛下祝寿完毕,出了宫都别着急走。”
“哎呦呦。”又有人顶不住了,秃噜到了地上。
汉灵帝十分吃惊,“到底怎么回事,快传太医!”
秦峰急忙道:“陛下,不用传太医了。诸位倒地的大人,皆是国之栋梁,他们有感陛下大宴群臣花费太多,因此心疼国库开销。”
汉灵帝闻言,大喜过望,急忙道:“诸位实乃吾汉室栋梁,既如此,朕就不开宴席了,你们也不用心疼国库了,都回家吃饭吧。”
似卢植、皇甫嵩等人都无所谓,行礼告退。
百官一个个浑身哆嗦,心说秦子进太可恶了,他赢了,有钱了随便吃。吾等输的倾家荡产,出去喝西北风去?
然而皇帝发话了,没人敢不走,因此,百官纷纷告退。
汉灵帝看到,果然倒地的也能爬起来,欣喜不已,不禁对张让道:“秦爱卿实乃朕之股肱,深得朕心。”于是,汉灵帝刘宏节省下了开宴会的钱,急急忙忙回去抱他的“一统江山”去了。
张让浑身哆嗦,心说秦子进还是人吗?
但是始终没有言语的何皇后,反而是更加欢喜秦峰。何皇后对秦峰充满了好奇感,想要更深一步认识他。新圣,年轻的大鸿儒,大汉秦青天,有才情有豪气,无一不吸引着年轻的皇后。
《爱你一万年》这首歌,时常在她耳边回荡,她也想有一段刻骨铭心的爱情,想有人对她说,十生十世,不离不弃。
她看着是皇后,母仪天下,谁又能知道,早已经守活寡多年了。
何皇后这样的美人竟然守活寡,这来自于汉灵帝的“博爱”,他喜欢妹子,尤其是新鲜的妹子。他在“西园”里,建设了一千多间浴池,规定谁都不能穿衣服,昼夜玩耍。一分钟换一间。一天都换不完。这事情不多提了,值得一提的,是汉灵帝为了方便他办事,规定后宫的女人全部穿开裆裤。他看上那个,就办那个。
这种情况下,何皇后已经没有任何机会见到汉灵帝了。
何皇后带着幽怨,深深望了秦峰一眼,起身回宫去了。
这一眼。可把秦峰吓坏了,好在很快他就忘了,因为他还有其他事情要做。
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