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第二百九十章 会飞的灯

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抓着孔明灯的刘备一阵暗乐找不到北,嘴上严肃道:“大帅,还是流弊猜对了,那里有灯能够飞上天的。您看,这都老半天了,也没有飞上天的意思。”

“唔。”刘备话音刚落,全场响起倒抽冷气声。曹操袁绍等人震惊了,“难道真的飞不上天,一切都是秦大帅想当然?”

秦峰气乐了,笑骂道:“傻缺,你拽着灯怎么飞天,你松手呀,松手就飞了。”

“唔。”全场响起更大的倒抽冷气声。

冷气声中,刘备就错愕了,面目一阵扭曲,表情精彩之极。

“太傻缺了……。”曹操评价道。

袁绍大头连摆,道:“没有最傻缺只有更傻缺,说的就是流癣多。”

二爷撸着五缕长髯。大红脸特别红,扭头一边。三胖子捂住了脸。

自古以来,恐怕也只有秦峰敢说蜀汉之主是傻缺。刘备得知灯不飞的原因后,又羞又怒。恨不得找一个地缝钻进去的同时,又恨不得掐死秦峰。

但刘备就是刘备,他深得厚黑学中的“厚”字功底。只见他表情很快就严肃了起来,一松手。

众人震惊的目光下,孔明灯就飞天了。那真是扶摇直上九万里,疑是神器冲云霄。

人们傻乎乎望着升空的孔明灯,忘记了身边的一切。

一直在质疑的刘备,更加震惊,他仰着头,瞪着眼珠子,大张着嘴巴,一开一合间道:“流弊我活了三十三,第一次看到灯上天。”

所有人沉浸在飞天的神灯上。

刘备第一个回过神来,他发挥了他的特长。立刻就将之前的质疑扔到了九霄云外,振臂呼道:“奇迹,灯上天,真是天大的奇迹。只有英明神武的大帅,才能够创造这样的奇迹。”

刘备双手抱拳,鞠躬九十度一礼,敬佩道:“流弊对大帅的才智,那真是佩服的五体投地。”

二爷大红脸,撸着胡子道:“看来,大哥需要学习的。果然还有很多。”

三胖子听到后,胡子一阵乱翘。

大本营里,越来越多的人看到了飞天的神灯。当远去的神灯忽然坠地,在地面砸爆出一片火苗的时候。人们对秦峰的狂热。到达了。

士兵们纷纷拜倒在地,只有如此,才能够表达他们对秦峰的敬畏。

“大帅竟然能够制作出飞天的灯,真乃神人也!”

这话说的秦峰十分不好意思,心说孔明,爷抢了你的孔明灯专利。你千万怪爷。他又一想,诸葛亮现在还小,应该还有发展空间,没准后面能发明个诸葛灯,亮亮灯啥的。

荀彧难掩心头的狂喜,道:“主公创此神灯,何愁敌人不破!”

袁绍又一次看到秦峰超然的能力,唏嘘不已,头大道:“子进贤弟,不知此灯可有名字?”

这其实就是孔明灯,然而现在诸葛亮还是个小屁孩,还没有发明,因此世人不知。秦峰可不能实话实说,说出来也没人信,反而被人当成怪物。于是秦峰只能是勉强说道:“这是本帅临时随便想的,还没有名字。”

众人震惊了,心说秦大帅就是秦大帅,随便想一想,就制作出了飞天的灯,若是认真想一想,那还了得?

曹操微微沉吟,“既如此,不如就叫子进灯吧。”

于是,从此以后,人们只知道有子进灯,不知有孔明灯。

至此,秦峰开始命令部众大规模连夜赶制子进灯。军中心灵手巧的男人战士不多,但匈奴部民中心灵手巧的大姑娘,小媳妇不少。

子进灯神奇,但制作过程却是简单。万人齐动手下,不到一个时辰,就制作出了上万子进灯。

秦峰看了看时辰,距离半夜12点,还有一段时间。他便从容不迫,传下帅令,“关羽把守东门外,张飞把守西门外,典韦把守南门外,许褚把守北门外。高顺机动。待得郅支城大火后,罗马人一定受不了烘烤跑出来,就地杀无赦。”

“喏!”众将迎命。

典许高关张,还有军师荀彧,这阵中,绝对是超一流的。

“孟德兄、本初兄、癣多,你们随本帅,前去放灯,就近观战。”

曹操和袁绍欣喜不已,便感到胜利就在眼前。破城之后,金银财宝这种东西,一定会遗留下来,到时候就发财了。

刘备表面上也跟其他人一样,但心底里却是在想,“这子进灯的确悬乎,但谁知道具体作用如何呢?秦子进敢说本将军傻缺,若是他无法成功,说不得要好好嘲笑他一番……。”

(没想到月底竟然有这般的惊喜,上线一看,竟然一下多出六位盟主,小毅当时就蒙圈了。啥也不说,待小毅上午请教秦峰个主意,忽悠单位请个下午假。下午和晚上全力码字,码一章传一章,差不多两小时一章,今天差不多6、7更的样子。)

(感谢这几天:啊新、小笨鱼不会水、不负红颜、丫丫、胖象、芳草树、联盟部落、福州啊新、未明、太一、洞zedm等兄弟的打赏。感谢十大盟主,篇幅有限,其他没有提到的兄弟,小毅不会忘记任何一个人。)

(好兄弟好姐妹,一辈子!当咱们七老八十的时候聚在一起,这就是美好的回忆……。)

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