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第三百五十八章 曹操刘备被斩

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袁绍这时候也是大汗淋漓了。他就看秦峰。秦峰心说,得,一上来就砍了两,照这个节奏下去,满大帐还不够砍头的。

话说刘备心惊肉跳的出了大帐。他认为汉灵帝疯了,不当好梦一日游了,改成“现实一日游”了,他就要开溜。然而他忽然看到,曹操在不远处,坐着喝茶。

“哎?”刘备心里一动,恍然大悟。

他挣脱开关羽和张飞的搀扶,第一时间伸出脖子,“啊啊!”他就惨叫了两声。

关羽和张飞一愣,随即恍然大悟。顿时。二爷撸着他的五缕长髯,大红脸特别红扭头一旁。三胖纸兴奋,伸出大拇指道:“大哥,演得好。”

刘备笑了,擦了擦头上的汗,就向曹操走去,道:“曹将军,还有茶吗?给流弊也来一杯。”

曹操一边品茶一边斜眼看他,嘲讽道:“你也被陛下给砍了。”

刘备讪笑,瞅了一眼大营。嘀咕道:“估摸着,一会侯爷和本初将军也会被砍了吧。”

话说大帐里主要将官,就剩下秦峰和袁绍了。他们一看,汉灵帝这是真的进了状态了。他们一方面高兴。一方面又怕汉灵帝真当真,就不妙了。

好在,汉灵帝砍了两个人后,心情也畅通了不少,他一心要赢得辉煌的胜利,于是道:“不等刘备和曹操的兵马了。冠军侯,你马上点兵,跟随朕进攻黄巾!”

“喏!”秦峰应了一声。这多亏是演戏,若是不然,就这么仓促出兵,这就是必败无疑的下场呀。

秦峰没想到汉灵帝加戏了,不过加的也挺好,推动情节发展。

当秦峰和袁绍出帐的时候,曹操和刘备迎了上来。

曹操脸黑,说道:“怎么滴?你们也被陛下给砍了?”

“那没有……。”袁大头笑道:“陛下让我们两个人点军出征。”

刘备一阵羡慕。

秦峰就说道:“你们两个被“斩首”了,就不用跟着连戏了。”

话说一炷香时间后,五千兵马集结了起来,开拔出了大营。

汉灵帝意气风发,一马当先,他回头看时,千军万马追随着他。这是汉灵帝第一次带领这么多兵马,他兴奋,他激荡。他便感到,驰骋沙场才是皇帝应该做的事情。

汉灵帝激荡时,忍不住振臂呼道:“攻无不克,战无不胜!”

秦峰他们也只好稀稀拉拉喊了一阵口号,幸亏汉灵帝没有听到过真正惊天地的口号,虽然稀稀拉拉的,但他也十分高兴。

由于毕竟是“好梦一日游”,所以很快就来到了黄巾大寨前。

大军停止前进,秦峰他们就指挥布置阵势,汉灵帝就兴奋的看着。

少顷,“黄巾”大营一阵骚动,皇甫嵩他们按照套路,带着兵出来了。

汉灵帝一看,全都头戴黄巾,果然是黄巾贼。

按照套路,汉灵帝只需要喊个口号,这边大军过去,黄巾败退,事情就结束了。

然而汉灵帝来劲,带感,他突然对秦峰道:“爱卿,朕要单挑。让天下知道朕的武力!”

秦峰看了看汉灵帝,一副酒色掏空的模样,说过几天就死,准都相信。就这副身子骨,还要单挑?

然而皇帝要加戏,谁敢不加?

为了得到八校尉的位置,秦峰也是豁出去了,他琢磨了一下,道:“陛下,您请稍等。”

秦峰绕了个圈,来到了皇甫嵩他们率领的“黄巾”侧。

“子进,何事?”皇甫嵩等人隐入阵中,接住秦峰道。

“如此如此这般这般……,陛下要单挑,要胜利。”秦峰如实说道。

皇甫嵩他们一阵面面相窥,他们带兵打了多少年仗,真杀人他们会,假输,还是单挑,真不会。

皇甫嵩、朱儁、卢植三位老将军,一起摇了摇头,“不知该如何进行……。”

幸亏秦峰已经有了一个套路,就说道:“不如,如此如此这般这般……,何如?”

皇甫嵩陡然脸色大变,道:“这事别找老夫。”

秦峰就看朱儁,朱儁眉毛一阵乱跳,道:“别看老夫。”

秦峰一噘嘴,就看卢植。就剩下卢植了,卢植大怒道:“老夫就算是辞官不做,老夫也不来这个……。”

嗨,秦峰心说你们都不干,这戏就没法演下去了。然而皇甫嵩三位老将,皆是士可杀不可辱的模样,看来是真没戏了。

就在这时,曹操和刘备忽然来到。

曹操问道:“子进,怎么样了?结束了没有?”

“你们怎么来了?”秦峰问道。

刘备大耳朵扇了扇,道:“侯爷,虽然我们没戏了,但也来看看。”

秦峰笑了,道:“有戏,有戏,现在又加戏了。正好我这边缺人,就给你们两个了。”

曹操和刘备大喜过望,齐道:“什么戏份?”

“如此如此这般这般……。”秦峰笑道。

曹操和刘备闻言大吃一惊,一个脸色铁黑,一个大耳朵扇出了电风扇的效果。

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