第八百七十五章 逃 跑
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这屙尿二字一出口，顿时把左右那些女兵们，听的脸都是微微泛红，不由暗自窃笑。龙腾小说网ltxsba.com
那凤姐饶是彪悍，也被他弄的脸畔微晕，表情有几分尴尬。
她便没好气的一瞪眼，喝道：“懒人屎尿多，不许尿，给老娘憋着！”
尉迟恭就郁闷了，委屈的叫道：“你开什么玩笑，是人就要尿，这玩意儿老子能憋得了么，都憋了一夜了，有本事你憋一个给我试试。”
左右那些女兵们，笑的更厉害。
凤姐却有些不耐烦，扁着嘴道：“老娘管你憋不憋得住，总之你就给我憋着！”
说着，凤姐就想再去堵他的嘴。
尉迟恭就急了，大叫道：“你们这些臭女人，臭山贼，也太欺负人了，把老子吊了一夜就罢了，还不让老子解手，老子豁出去不要这张脸了，信不信我现在就尿裤子上，恶心死你们。”
说着，尉迟恭双腿那么一抖，似乎作势就要当场痛快的架势。
他这么一嚷嚷，那些女兵们顿时是羞到面红耳赤，纷纷的扭过头去不敢看，一个个还捂着了鼻子，生恐闻到那恶臭的味道。
凤姐也是一下子脸红到了耳根，像尉迟恭这样难缠的俘虏，她还是头一遭碰上，一时间是尴尬在那里，不知该怎么应付。
“我要尿啦，我真的就要尿裤子上啦，你们这帮女山贼还真不要脸，就不知道臊么，竟然想看一个大老爷们儿在你们面前尿裤子，你们还真是够变态的啊……”
尉迟恭是看出了这帮女人的软肋，眼珠子这么一转，嚷嚷的更加来劲，那表情，那姿势，好似真的马上就要憋不住，就要开闸放水了。
“我憋不住了，我真的憋不住了啦，我数三下就要尿裤子了，一……二……”
“给我打住，我放你下来，让你去解手行了吧！”凤姐终于是忍受不住这尴尬恶心，只得无奈的让步。
尉迟恭嘴角掠过了一丝诡色，暗松了口气，却才道：“这就对了嘛，算你们还有几分廉耻，还不快赶紧放我下来，我可不知道我还能憋多久。”
凤姐满脸慌张，生怕他半道上憋不住了，赶紧喝令把他从房梁上给解了下来。
凤姐便带着十几全副武装的女兵，拿着弓箭刀枪，浩浩荡荡的押送着尉迟恭前往了后院的茅房。
“就在里边，你自己进去吧。”凤姐指了指茅房。
尉迟恭把紧绑的双手，举了起来，在凤姐面前扬了扬。
凤姐一怔，一时间没明白他什么意思。
尉迟恭便没好气道：“我这双手被绑成这样，我怎么解裤腰带，我怎么抓那……那玩意儿！”
“那玩意儿”四个字虽说比较隐晦，但指的是什么，一众女兵们又岂会不明。
包括凤姐在内，十几个女山贼们顿时又是面色羞红，几个年纪大点，已经有所经历的女山贼们，还不禁抿嘴窃笑。
“好吧，你们不给我解绑也行，你们就随便派一个人上来，用你们自己的手帮我也行，我还求之不得呢。”
尉迟恭嘿嘿的笑了起来，黑脸上挤出不怀好意的表情，先是瞟了凤姐一眼，摇了摇头，又向远处瞟去，“你就算了，让你伺候着，我怕我会满身起鸡皮疙瘩，尿都尿不出来，我看那边那个小丫头就不过，细皮嫩肉的，那双小手看起来就温柔的紧，就她不错呢。”
凤姐脸先是一红，旋即羞怒，伸手便掐住了尉迟恭的耳朵，嗔骂道：“你个黑炭头，你想什么呢，相的倒是美，还想让老娘伺候你，再敢油腔滑调不安好心，信不信老娘直接一刀剁了你那玩意儿，让你从今往后都只能蹲着上茅房。”
尉迟恭吓的一抖，下意识的把自己的裤裆往紧一夹，仿佛真怕那凤姐心狠手辣，一刀把自己的命根子来剁了，那就完蛋了，要知道他尉迟家现在还没有一个男丁，岂非就要绝后啦。
“我开玩笑，我开玩笑的啦，哪敢劳动你凤姐大驾，但你总得给我把手解开，我才好上茅房吧。”尉迟恭咧着嘴求起了饶。
见得尉迟恭服软，凤姐方才满意，鼻子一哼，微微松开了他的耳朵。
旁边一名女兵便劝道：“凤姐，就给他解开怕什么，咱们这么多人，他连件兵器也没有，难道还怕他造反不成？”
一名女兵一劝，其余几名女兵，也跟着叽叽喳喳劝了起来。
显然，她们当初抓住了尉迟恭，是因为她们的寨主设计，把尉迟恭敬诱进了陷坑之中，来不及看尉迟恭武道虚实，就把他给活捉，便对这位大魏将军有些轻视。
凤姐想想也是，便傲然道：“说的也是，你个黑炭头要是有什么本事，还能给咱们寨主生擒了么，我就松了你的手，自己解手去，谅你也不敢有什么坏念头。”
“是是是，你们这么一大帮厉害的姑奶奶在这里看着，我就是有那个贼心，也没那个贼胆啊，放心吧，我就是想解个手而已，我快要憋死啦。”尉迟恭又夹紧了裤裆，巴巴的恳求道。
凤姐便再无疑心，从腰里拔出了短刀，把尉迟恭敬的双手拉了过来，朝着双腕间的绳索就割了下去。
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