第八百八十一章 误撞美景
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“寨主她不是怕血,是怕脏。”凤姐叹息道。
怕脏?
陶商一怔,脑子还没回过弯来。
凤姐便将陶商拉到了一边,一脸神秘道:“陛下给我赐婚,也算有恩于我了,那我也不妨告诉陛下,其实我们寨主有严重的洁癖,哪怕碰上一点她觉的脏的东西,都会洗好几遍,所以她在战场上才会把自己包的严严实实,每次从战场上下来,还会把自己洗好几遍,那些沾了血的衣服什么的,根本不会穿第二次,直接就全扔了。”
听凤姐这么一解释,陶商这才恍然大悟。
他想起当日太行山下,自己设计生擒穆桂英之时,她是戴着面纱,那时他以为穆桂英只是想隐藏自己的相貌而已,这会看来,原来她是怕脸上被血尘脏了。
那么这样一来,也就解释了穆桂英为什么适才得胜回营,会连召唤也不打,就先行奔回了自己帐中,原来她是急着赶来清洗自己了。
“洁癖,大名鼎鼎的穆桂英,原来竟是个有洁癖的女人……”陶商心中是暗自感慨。
忽然间,陶商心头一震,猛然间又意识到了一个问题。
要知道,穆桂英武力值在70以上,陶商可是能从她身上得到联姻附加武力值,再次提升自己武道的。
可她却偏偏有洁癖,会严重抗拒厌恶任何自己认为“脏”的东西,如果是那样的话,就算陶商征服了她的心,让她心甘情愿嫁给自己,也完成了大婚仪式,可在洞房的关键时刻,万一她认为自己的……
“这个习惯可不太好啊,保不齐以后会是个麻烦呢……”
陶商剑眉微微一凝,眸中闪过几分担忧,便又向凤姐问道:“你们寨主还有什么奇怪的习惯,你不如都告诉朕吧。”
凤姐不假思索道:“我们寨主啊,她其实还怕被……”
“陛下!”
耳边突然间响起了穆桂英的声音,凤姐吓了一跳,忙回头看去,却见穆桂英不知什么时候已经换好衣服,站在帐门那里向她瞪眼。
凤姐猛然意识到自己说多了,赶紧闭上了嘴巴,乖乖的低着头溜过去,站在了穆桂英身后。
陶商一回头,看到穆桂英之时,脑子里边克制不住的就浮现出了方才她玉背袒露,轻解红线的那香艳一幕。
穆桂英看到陶商眼神有恍惚,猜到他一定是在回想刚才的事,脸畔不由又泛起了一丝晕色,生恐他提起刚才的尴尬事,忙是抢先一拱手,淡淡笑道:“陛下不是说要请桂英喝庆功酒么,我们走吧,别让其他将军们等急了。”
陶商从失神中回过神来,知道她不想在部下面前尴尬,遂也就不多说话,只笑了笑,便翻身上马,与穆桂英并肩往皇帐而去。
二人并肩而行,皆也不说话,似乎还在为刚才之事而介怀,气氛有些尴尬。
“穆将军,除了洁癖之外,不知你还有什么秘密,不妨都告诉朕吧。”陶商终于打破了沉寂,忍不住笑问道。
穆桂英身儿一震,俏脸上顿时泛起了一丝尴尬,不由扁嘴抱怨道:“这个凤姐,真是个大嘴巴,我就知道她藏不住,回去后我非收拾她不可。”
“收拾倒是不必了,是朕问她,她岂敢抗旨不说。”陶商也算“仗义”,为凤姐开脱道。
穆桂英只好无奈之叹,自嘲道:“桂英也不知道,从什么时候起就染上了这洁癖的怪病,哪怕有一点脏东西,都非要擦干净不可,让陛下见笑了。”
“这也没什么大不了的。”陶商却大方一笑,“这也算不得什么病,只是个人习惯而已,其实每一个人都有自己的特殊喜好,只是很多人都不为人知而已。”
穆桂英见陶商没有见怪,松了一口气,眸中掠过几分感激,忽然又好奇道:“既然如此,不知道桂英能不能问一问,陛下又有什么特殊习惯吗?”
“要说朕的特殊习惯嘛……”陶商想了一想,嘴角掠起几分坏笑,目光瞄向了穆桂英,“朕就喜欢桂英你这样的美人,不知道算不算是特殊的习惯呢?”
陶商这话一出口,穆桂英脸畔立时掠起浓浓红晕,马上就明白过来,这是天子在有意调戏自己,拿自己开玩笑。
她本是心下着恼,但听到陶商赞她为“美人”之喜,心中却又不禁一阵窃自喜欢,恼意便无从发作。
她便只白了陶商一眼,秀鼻一哼,讽刺道:“人言大魏天子风流成性,果然是名不虚传,桂英现在算是眼见为实了。”
陶商见她没有生气,心中便有了几分底,不由哈哈大笑起来。
而先前的尴尬气氛,也随之烟销云散,气氛反而轻松几分。
将近大帐时,陶商想起了凤姐没说完的放,便好奇问道:“先前你说会告诉朕你的秘密,凤姐也说你除了洁癖之外,还有一个秘密,朕是真的很好奇,你到底还有什么秘密。”
“陛下真想知道吗?”穆桂英认真的看向陶商。
“当然了。”陶商也很认真的点头。
“我偏就不告诉你。”穆桂英抿嘴一笑,猛一抽马鞭,加速而去。
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