第九百一十七章 桂英的尴尬
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入夜之时，大帐中已是酒香四溢，美酒好肉管够众臣们享用。
至于马超，英布等被轮到值守的大将们，那也只有眼馋的份，为了保障大营的安全，防范敌军夜袭，只能没办法参加这场庆功之宴。
不觉喝了几个时辰，已是月上梢头。
诸将们都喝的尽兴，也不敢喝的太醉，以免误了明日军事，差不多七八分醉时，便各自告退。
这时候，一名女兵入帐，寻到了尉迟恭跟前，就问道：“将军，夫人说让将军莫要喝过了头，差不多也该回去休息了。”
陶商一看这阵势，不由就笑了，心想这个凤姐还真是管家婆，连酒都不让尉迟恭喝个够，巴巴的就派了人来催他回去。
尉迟恭顿时就打了个哆嗦，脸上挤出一抹痛苦的表情，就好象不是要回自己的大帐，而是要回去坐牢一般。
他眼珠子转了一转，一把将常遇春搂了过来，咬着他耳朵道：“遇春啊，你说咱俩是不是兄弟。”
“是，咱们当然是兄弟了。”常遇春毫不犹豫的点了点头。
“既然是兄弟，那老哥我有难，你难见死不救吗？”尉迟恭一脸的严肃。
常遇春立刻亢奋起来，拍着胸膛道：“做兄弟最重要就是一个义字，大哥你有难，小弟怎能不管，大哥你说吧，你要我做什么。”
“小点声，小声点，别嚷嚷那么大声。”尉迟恭忙按住了常遇春，笑眯眯：“其实老哥我只是想叫你做件小事而已，你能不能装着喝醉了啊。”
“装醉？”常遇春一脸茫然，“好端端的，为啥要装醉啊，我还清醒的紧呢。”
尉迟恭立刻就不高兴了，把眼睛一瞪，“要你装醉就装醉，哪来那么多废话！”
常遇春没办法，只好两眼一眯，身子一软，嘴里叫着“我醉啦，我醉啦”，顺势就倒在了尉迟恭肩头上。
尉迟恭赶紧把常遇春扶住，向着那女兵歉然笑道：“你看，常将军喝高啦，我得先扶他回去，你先回吧，回去告诉夫人，我送了常兄弟回帐，自己会回去的。”
那女兵就为难道，扁着嘴道：“常将军不是有自己的亲兵么，何需将军亲自送，让他自己的亲兵送他回去不就行了。”
“那可不行！”尉迟恭立马断然否定，一脸凝重道：“你们是不知道，春兄弟他酒量不行，一喝高了酒就爱耍酒疯，呆会要是发起狂来，没人能制住，必须我亲自出马才行。”
说着，尉迟恭就把常遇春搂的更紧了，象是搂了个宝贝在怀里，忙不迭的就起身想要开溜。
这时候，秦琼见状，赶紧上前拦住，硬是强行接过常遇春，嘴里道：“敬德啊，我送常将军回帐就行了，你赶紧回去吧，别让嫂嫂等久了。”
“我说秦富，你——”
尉迟恭是又急又尴尬，只能“依依不舍”的松开了常遇春，任由秦琼给架走。
那女兵就松了一口气，笑道：“将军，常将军有人送了，你就没什么事了吧，赶紧跟我回去吧，别让夫人等久了，不然夫人发起脾气来……”
一听到“发脾气”三个字，尉迟恭就打了个冷战，巴巴的又瞧向了陶商，那副苦瓜样子，好像是在求陶商给他随便安排个什么差池，救他免入狮口。
“咳咳，好酒，真是好酒啊。”陶商却忙把脸移向一边，假装什么也没看到，只管仰头灌酒。
尉迟恭好生无奈，扭捏在了原地，磨磨蹭蹭的半天就是不愿意动弹。
这时，早看穿他心思的穆桂英，便看不下去了，上前一把将他拽了起来，用威胁的口吻命令道：“黑炭头，别耍花枪了，赶紧给我老老实实回去伺候凤姐去，别让我动手亲自‘送’你回去。”
尉迟恭被穆桂英这一顿训，训的是浑身一哆嗦，很是害怕的样子。
好似穆家寨子被穆桂英吊起来那一次经历，让他对穆桂英产生了本能的畏惧感，就好像是老鼠见了猫似的。
“回去就回去，你凶什么嘛，你也管的太宽了点吧，我还要提醒你一句，就算是我回去了，那也是她伺候我，不是我伺候他……”尉迟恭嘴里嘀嘀咕咕着，却还是不情不愿的乖乖的离去。
穆桂英薄唇微扬，这才满意的轻哼了一声。
随后，她便转过身来，向陶商一拱手道：“陛下，桂英也喝的尽兴了，就先告退了。”
看着酒晕酥红的穆桂英，陶商心头怦然一动，便笑问道：“桂英，要不要朕扶你回去，顺便再治治你的病。”
帐中那些还没走的大臣们，一听到陶商说要穆桂英治病，都好奇的看向了他二人，眼神异样，似乎猜到了什么，忍不住都在暗笑。
穆桂英被他们异样的眼神，瞧的是极不自在，又回想起了那一个雨夜，陶商帮她治恐男症，自己头一回触碰陶商这样一个男人之手时，那种惊心动魄的感觉。
一时间，穆桂英尴尬在了原地，耳根子都染上了一层晕红。
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