205 城堡
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视频中的场景实在令人不忍卒视,无数地球人情不自禁地捂住了脸。
某乡村,村民活动中心,对口分析团队。
“完了!”“傻逼了!”“这下麻烦了!”
“快跑啊!还杵在那里干什么?趁他们还在发呆快跑啊!”
“这么多人跑个屁啊!上啊!赶紧逮住那个胖子!”
“胖子那么壮怎么抓!赶紧抓那个女的!”
“都瞎嚷嚷什么!”工友们纷乱的叫声中,李眼镜重重一拍桌子:“怕个屁啊!不就藏了点食物吗?被发现了又怎么样?”
“啊?”工友们齐齐一愣。
“有什么好担心的?”李眼镜飞快地说道:“以吴先生现在的地位,把食物装到袋子里怎么了?藏在衣服里怎么了?被他们看到又怎么了?难道为了几块肉,就把吴先生给宰了吗?”
“呃”
工友们扭头看向视频,正如李眼镜所说,望着地上的布袋,众臣僚脸上有惊讶,有不解,有鄙夷,有思索就是没有什么敌意,更不要提什么杀气。
“这”李眼镜旁边,老刘深深皱眉:“怎么会这样,不是说捞条鱼,逮只兔子都必须躲起来,不然就会有生命危险吗?”
“那是什么时候?”李眼镜苦笑着说道:“吴先生已经不是平民了,堂堂教会的正式会员,怎么可能这么不值钱?”
“可是”又一位工友也很是不解:“我记得,成为教士之后,吴先生每天吃荤菜的时候,照样得偷偷摸摸跑到秘密厨房去啊。”
“那是另一回事。”李眼镜用力地摇头:“首先逮野味毕竟是占教会和领主的小便宜,有损形象。另外就是”指着这一切的罪魁祸首,吴清晨手中半黑半红的小鹿后腿,李眼镜继续说道:“肉质食品交给原住民烹制的结果,你们也看到了”
“那现在怎么办?”
“我怎么知道?参谋团的完整预案能填满这个活动中心”李眼镜苦笑着说道:“反正就是找借口嘛,肚子不饿不想吃,心情不好不想吃,或者干脆说实话,这些鬼玩意真他妈的不好吃。”
“这都行?这样都没事?”工友们满脸都是不可思议。
“不是没事。”李眼镜摘下眼睛,使劲地揉了揉脸,纠正道:“而是说不会有危险不过,如果处理不当的话,好不容易在领地高层中建立起来的好感度和影响力就毁于一旦了将心比心吧,好心好意请人吃大餐,别人还要唧唧歪歪或者搞七搞八,谁会喜欢这样的家伙?”
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中古世界。
足足楞了半分钟,握着鹿腿的吴清晨,才缓缓地左右顾盼。
每一位被吴清晨盯住的臣僚,都马上露出了很是勉强的笑容。
以地球顶尖团队培训出来的观察能力,吴清晨轻而易举地看出,这些虚伪的笑容之下,分明就是满满的鄙视和深深的不屑。
以地球顶尖团队培训出来的微表情分析能力,吴清晨不用开口,光看这些人扭曲的表情和瞟来瞟去的眼神,吴清晨就能猜出他们内心的大部分想法:
下等人就是下等人;
这辈子没吃过好东西;
撑不下去就硬撑,硬撑不下去就藏起来带走;
屁股配不上位置,就是这样的下场
“哈咳哈哈”这个时候,农事官终于打破了餐厅的沉默:“这个没事没事这本来就是分给洛斯阁下的食物一下子吃不完,收起来也没什么。”
农事官一边打圆场,一边帮吴清晨拾起布袋。
另外一边,卫队长也弯下腰,将掉在地上的水果和鹌鹑捡回桌面:“洛斯阁下年纪小,现在身体确实又稍微有点弱,分成几次吃很正常。”
死开!
不会洗地就闭嘴!
听着两位猪队友只会让旁人更加反感的低级开脱,吴清晨脸颊发烫。
“唔”没有理会农事官和卫队长帮腔的言论,阿克福德男爵也开口了:“洛斯阁下开个小玩笑,没什么事,大家继续吃吧”
说话的时候,男爵语气挺平静,但吴清晨还是敏锐地听出了其中淡淡的不悦。
就这样闹个疙瘩?这怎么行?
吴清晨左右看看,重点瞟向右侧,下一阶层的两个座位。
隐藏食物的魔术,虽然集中了全球顶尖魔术师的智慧,将简单和可靠都做到了极致,但吴清晨毕竟只练习了很短的时间,出现失误的可能性,自然在参谋团的预案之中。
针对很有可能出现的失误,多次筛选之后,参谋团为吴清晨提供了五份善后方案。
前两个方案比较保守,也比较稳妥,分别从身体和教会两个方面,设计了两个万金油式的理由,在绝对不会引起额外不满的前提下,尽量平息在场众人的不满情绪。——很显然,限于情报不足的万精油式方案,不可能完全消除事件的不良影响。
另外三个方案相对积极,分别从政治、经济、人际关系的角度出发,主动出击,不仅可以完全平息事态,还可以进一步提升吴清晨的形象。——但实践的时候,一定要确认情报,确认实践条件满足前置要求,避免事态进一步恶化。
想着这些,吴清晨再次看看和自己隔着三个座位的两位先生。
没问题,确实可以实施方案4。
下定决心,吴清晨深吸口气。
阿克福德男爵发话,众臣僚的视线立刻从吴清晨身上挪开,重新开始对付自己面前的食物。
餐厅内,咀嚼、吞咽、呼噜的声音逐渐恢复,众人交谈的动静,也慢慢由窃窃私语重新走向高谈阔论。
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