第584章冬雷阵阵
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朱由校看着火盆上的羊腰子两面已经烤的差不了多少，烤出来的油汁不断的滴在火盆里，滋滋作响，急忙的拿过一把小刀，不断的在每个羊腰子上划出一道道的口子，然后再一个个的给它们翻身，然后再重复着划口子的动作◎腰子因为破皮被划开了，那喷薄欲出的‘肉肉’挤了出来，连同那种异香，立刻弥漫着回廊里。龙腾小说ltxsba.com朱由校开始洒上盐等佐料，然后再翻。
“建斗，这话朕听着舒服，来朕赏爱卿两腰子，趁热快吃，这东西大补之物，来，宋爱卿，你也来两个，象晋也给两个，象同象观就算了。”说着朱由校把烤好的羊腰让宦官给卢象升他们递了过去。
三人急忙称谢，接了过来，大声的赞叹，卢象同、卢象观闻着那么好的东西，立刻尝的直流口水。
“皇上，为何独我二人不予？”卢象同不满的说道。
“嗯？这东西是重口味之物，你二人不及弱冠之年，不适合用，别补过了头惹出什么事来。”羊腰子的确不是什么雅物，与猪大肠一样，但青菜罗卜各有所爱，看着不干净的东西多了，鸡珍鸭珍就是好地方了？还不是包着粪的物件？鸡蛋就好了？还不是从鸡屁股里出来的，除了和尚不吃，谁又少吃了？所以最讨厌拿这个说事的人了。本来朱由校还想对两个年轻人说，不仅你们吃这东西没用，旁边的宦官也用不着，但这种玩笑还是不开的好，没别的，太伤人了。当着和尚骂秃子、当着妓女骂婊子这样的事还是少干为妙。
今天这腰子烤的就是好°闻扑鼻，拿过来一个，一咬，立刻口齿生津，这口吃的有点大了。太烫，朱由校不住的呵呵着，又不舍得吐出来，跟个狗似的。
宋应星和卢象升属于闷骚型的，接过来默默无闻的吃着，不去看那个小兄弟那幽怨的眼神。卢象晋则相当夸张的举着那胜利的果实。无限炫耀的亮开了身驾，开始大吃，口中当然的不停叫好。他那样子可比皇上吃的还快。气的两个小人狠狠的咬着自己烤的东西，最料刚刚烤的有焦，一咬一口，赶紧的吐的不停。
“皇上。再赐微臣两个成吗？”卢晋观三下五除二的干掉了自已的，立刻腆着脸问。
“好啊，今天朕管够爱卿吃。”朱由校倒是好客，现在宫里杀的羊都让他给包了，好在这宫里住着的，除了自已与那个已经疯了的朱由检两人是正常男人外，别人也不需要用腰子来补。就算是补了也起不了什么作用。所以尽饱这话是没有问题的‰想前世最多的一回就是吃了五串，那都感觉奢侈了。
“谢谢皇上。”卢象晋接过了宦官递过来的二腰子，又看了看两个弟弟。气的后者直翻眼。
君臣六人正热火朝天的吃着烧烤、喝着小酒，赏着那漫天的飞雪，畅谈着这一年的收获，其乐融融。
果真果然两姐妹在厅子里，耐心的等候着，什么时候皇上能吩咐她们再上场，他们才能露面，不管他们是多大的角。长的多么亮丽，一对姊妹花是如何的撩人。
‘轰’！突然，远处一声打雷的声音传来过来。
“下雪天也会打雷？真奇怪。”卢象观嘴里嘟嘟着，这会的训练，让他学会了烧烤要注意火候。不能放在那里不理，需要不时的翻翻，所以他在动着。
‘十月雷、腊月雷，瘟疫战争坟骨堆’；‘正月雷打雪，二月雨不歇↓月桃花水，四月干开裂’；‘正月打雷土谷堆，二月打雷粪谷堆，三月打雷麦谷堆。十月雷，阎王不得闲；十月雷，人死用耙推。腊月闻雷半年旱↓月雾，水漫路’；“火流邑,大风飘屋,折树木,地草夭，冬雷,草木夏落,而秋虫不藏,宜死者生,宜蛰者鸣,多螣羀虫也。六畜不蕃,民多夭死”；“春雷打在冬,十栏九个空”；“山无陵,江水为竭，冬雷震震,夏雨雪,天地合,乃敢与君绝”、、、、、、
卢象升、卢象晋都没敢说话，卢象升还用眼狠狠的瞪了卢象观一眼，吓的后者立刻住嘴。都知道皇上随意，但伴君如伴虎这话，可不是随便乱说的。皇上这种生物，是性格最不好捉摸、最喜怒无常的物种了，历史上太多不能‘善始善终’的受宠臣子，无论是忠臣也好，诿臣也罢，一不小心就会被皇上一口吞噬，连渣都不剩。一百个好都没什么，但一时的错、一句话甚至是一个眼神，都有可能被打入万丈深渊，所以烧烤可以多吃，酒也可以多喝，但话可是不敢乱说。
老魏也神情有点不自然起来。要知道这个时节讲究的是人法地,地法天,天法道,道法自然。天气反常昼夜颠倒,四季失序,这在古代可是不祥之兆。动不动就要来个上天预警之类的东西。所以一时之间回廊里变得有点静，静的有些异常。
“象观无须在意，建斗也不要摆你兄长的架子，在朕的面前大可畅所欲言，不必存着什么小心，如此作派反倒是把朕看成了不能听逆言的昏君了。”朱由校笑着说，自打当了这个皇上，看来是别想有什么朋友了，连卢象升都对自己如此的小心翼翼，口气里也不由的加上了一点情绪。
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