第九章 格林(三)
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“一股浓浓的最终boss既视感,蓝胡子该不会是皇帝吧?”周鱼看着皇宫的金顶问道。
“不,他不是皇帝,也不在这里,但是不能放着这里不管,我们先去看看。”格林又在看书,翻得“哗哗”直响。
“好吧。”周鱼耸了耸肩,刚才在侏儒身上发泄了一通,他现在心情舒畅,该是时候好好享受梦境了,只要格林不死,自己不死,总能找到完成任务的方法,反正提示就是帮助格林,跟着他,一路帮他就行了。
二人一猫向皇宫走去。
街上看不到行人,家家户户门窗紧闭,整座城市悄无声息,像是末日电影里的场景,不过一些住房的窗户帘子被掀起来一角,露出了孩童的脸庞,眨巴着大眼睛,好奇的看着他们,随后被大人揪着耳朵拉回去。
城里的人都还活着,只是在害怕着什么。
没有遇到任何阻碍,周鱼跟着猫和格林顺利来到皇宫大门前,终于看到在路边上看到了一个人,是个掩面哭泣的中年男人。
“发生了什么事?”格林走上前问道。
那人没料到街上会有人,被吓得肩膀一抖,茫然的抬起头来。
“有故事的人啊。”周鱼见这人满脸的鼻涕眼泪,觉得一个大男人哭成这样,必定是有天大的惨事发生在他身上。
中年人用袖子抹了抹脸,呜咽道:“皇后要杀死御厨一家,我……我以后还怎么活,呜呜呜……”
“这才是真爱,御厨肯定是个男的。”周鱼点了点头。
中年人夹七夹八的说了好一会才把事情说清楚,原来他是御厨房的供货商,新御厨要换供货商,他没了收入来源,所以才会坐在这里哭泣。
一旁,穿靴子的猫指着格林说道:“放心,这是大名鼎鼎的卡拉巴候爵,家里光是佣人就有一百个,说说皇后为什么要杀死御厨,候爵大人可以考虑从你那里进货。”
“好!一言为定!”供货商的眼睛亮了起来——也可能是双目含泪的关系,吞了口口水,用低沉的声音、缓慢的语速说道:“在很久很久以前……”
“得,请直奔主题,只说和御厨有关的事情就行。”周鱼打断了供货商,他怕自己听睡着了。
“哦……”供货商想了一会,说道:“几年前,王子吻醒了睡美人,因为皇后的关系,二人秘密结婚,并生了两个孩子,姐姐叫晨曦,弟弟叫阳光,王子不敢把妻儿带回家,直到几个月前国王去世了,王子继位,手中有了权力,这才把睡美人和孩子们接回皇宫,并举办了盛大的婚礼,为期三天呐!真是举国欢庆、四海飘歌……”
“重点。”格林也出声提醒,以免供货商沉醉在回忆里。
“因为皇后的关系,生米都煮成熟饭了还不敢把媳妇带回家?”周鱼又脑补出了什么不得了的东西。
供货商继续说道:“婚礼结束后没多久,战争就暴发了,王子……不,现在是国王了,国王亲自带兵出征,与冈达拉布特皇帝打战,整个夏天都没有回来,谁都没想到,皇……皇太后竟是个吃人的妖怪,她趁国王不在,就让御厨把小晨曦做成午餐给她吃!”
“真是个犀利的转折。”周鱼不知道睡美人里居然还有这种神展开。
格林倒是一脸淡定,丝毫不觉得意外。
供货商没有理会周鱼,说得口沫横飞:“御厨不忍心杀死小晨曦,于是杀了只羊羔冒充小晨曦给太后吃了,太后没有察觉,很满意,可是没过多久,她又想吃小阳光……”
“很满意?”周鱼皱起了眉:“不是说喜欢吃人吗?居然连人肉和羊肉都分不出来?莫非是御厨手艺高超,能把羊肉做得跟人肉一样?不对,没尝过人肉是不可能做出来的,这御厨也不简单啊。”
供货商一口气把事情说完:“……御厨不忍,又用羊羔代替小阳光给太后吃了,最后太后还要吃皇后,御厨又用牝鹿蒙混过去,三次都很成功,可是昨天晚上,太后偶然发现了被御厨藏起来的皇后和两个孩子,大怒,把皇后、小王子、小公主和御厨全家都抓了起来,宣布在今天处死他们,要把他们扔到装着毒蛇的大木桶里。”
“这太后的智商有硬伤,喜欢吃人,干嘛不把这些‘粮食’存起来慢慢吃?浪费不说,还弄得全天下都知道自己是个妖怪。”周鱼的脑洞一时半会儿合不上:“莫非她是在酝酿什么大阴谋?先给人类打打预防针,适应下有妖怪这件事,然后让妖怪与人类共存?身为妖怪,看着满大街走食物倒是挺不错的,但是暴露自己身份这种事不太好吧,还是计划已经进行到了某个程度,就算暴露也没关系了……”
脑洞越开越大,眼看就要扭成克莱因壶,却被格林吓得强行关上了。
格林突然拔出腰间短剑,大叫道:“救出皇后一家和御厨一家,太后必须死,我们走!”
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