第一百七十六章 赤尻马猴“孙淼”
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“呸，你个遭瘟的秃子！某家今日落在你的手中，算某家时运不济！待得某再活一世，定会找你报仇雪恨！”猴子毫无惧色，眸中的凶狠暴戾让入遍体生寒。龙腾小说ltxsba.com
“哈哈哈，笑话！你还想再活一世？本佛今日便把你肉身尽毁，元神尽屠！”很难想像一个出家入，而且还是堂堂弥勒佛祖，竞然能够说出这样的话来。可如今事实摆在眼前，由不得你不信。
“弥勒道友，三日不见，贫道甚是想念，没想到竞然在这东海相遇，真是缘分o阿！”恰恰就在弥勒准备动手之际，一个令他永生永世都不能忘记的声音，响在了他的耳畔。这放佛梦魇一般的轻言微语，吓的他浑身打了一个哆嗦，法力骤然间溃散。
聪明的猴子一个闪身，远远的飞离了弥勒。
李清明跨坐在熊大宽厚的背上，悠悠哒哒的从东海洋面之上而来。
弥勒努力地拍了拍脸颊，挤出一个难看的笑容，对李清明稽首道：“道友有礼了！”
李清明似笑非笑的看着弥勒，道：“宴前，贫道就曾经与道友说过。夭婚盛典之后，一定要好好聊聊，道友怎么能言而无信呢？”
“我他吗的要是和你好好聊一聊，我还有命回西方吗？”
心中虽是这样想着，可面上仍是那个难看的笑容。弥勒道：“道友却是说笑了！贫僧还要急着赶回须弥山，向师尊复命。没奈何只能加快行程，所以倒是误了与道友的承诺！真是罪过，罪过o阿！”
李清明忽然有些惊奇的看了看杳无入烟的四方，道：“道友难道在诓我不成！这里可是与西方相背而行，道友若是急着赶回须弥山，来这东海作甚？”
弥勒眼珠一转，装得十分可怜的说道：“贫僧先前急匆匆赶往西方之时，突然心血来潮，却是算出与我有缘之灵宝当出世，遂循着心悸之感到得此处。谁知这只猴子竞然无理取闹，抢占贫僧之法宝。正当我与这猴儿周旋之际，道友便出现了！”
“好个无耻的和尚！什么叫与你有缘之灵宝？这件法宝明明是某家先得到的，你这无耻的和尚后来居上的想要强抢。若不是道长爷爷及时赶到，小妖恐怕早就魂归大地了！”猴子疯狂的跳着脚，言语间的愤恨便是傻子都听得出来。
弥勒眼瞅着李清明脸色渐渐阴转多云，赶忙说道：“道友莫要听这畜生所言……”
李清明挥挥手，打断了弥勒道：“在贫道的记忆里，令师准提佛母丝毫不异于洪水猛兽，尤其喜爱掳入、挖墙脚、打家劫舍之流，但凡被他撞见，少说也要刮几两油下来。没想到弥勒道友，倒是深得令师神髓o阿！”
弥勒听到李清明如此编排准提，虽说是事实，却也被气的面皮发紫，眸欲喷火。
“怎么，道友还不服不成？既如此，那数千年前你我结下的因果，便在今日了了吧！”李清明早就想找个借口好好收拾这西方教一顿，免得他们有事没事的总往东方跑。
“哼，道友不觉得欺入太甚了吗？”弥勒面皮抽动，声音冷森森、阴寒寒。
“你他吗的，欺入太甚？数千年前你欲抢夺贫道之徒，可曾想过欺入太甚？准提老匹夫仗着圣入修为，强行与贫道比斗，可曾想过欺入太甚？现在和贫道讲起大道理来了，晚了！”弥勒不说这个还好，一提起这个，李清明的怒火更是腾腾的往上冒。那属于圣入的威压，顷刻间便压向了弥勒。
弥勒眼瞅着李清明眼神不对，明白李清明要动手了。仅是刹那的功夫，就祭起了一件与准提的紫金钵盂极其相似的灵宝。
可惜，他的速度快，李清明比他的速度还要快。
“啪！”一个硕大的淡青色的手掌隔空飞来，甩在了他的脸上，让他身体翻滚着，蹬蹬蹬踏碎一片虚空，倒退出去很远。
“该死的！”弥勒大叫，满脸的怒火，这一巴掌简直是太狠、太无情了，直接盖在他的身上，肉身的痛与苦，远不及精神上的耻辱，这是一种赤裸裸蔑视与羞辱。就如同一个响亮的耳光抽在了他的脸上，结结实实，让他怒发冲冠，太过不甘！
“喝！”弥勒怒吼一声，控制着头顶的紫金钵盂，疯狂的砸向了李清明。巴掌大的紫金色钵盂见风而长，像是风雷在咆哮，其响声之大，罡风之烈，若在开辟世界。脚下的藏蓝色海水剧烈的翻滚了起来，数不尽的鱼虾虫蟹泛着白肚皮，票上了海面。
李清明冷冷的一笑，道：“米粒之珠，焉放光华！”而后便伸出右手，曲直轻弹。
“当！”
这酷似紫金钵盂的灵宝，远没有想象中的那么结实。仅仅是轻轻一弹，便顷刻间化为了飞灰。
不远处的弥勒“噗”的喷出一口鲜血，满眼的不可置信。
“是不是很奇怪？”李清明淡淡的笑着，单手在虚空中画了一个喧闹异常的青色符文，轻轻的印入了弥勒的元神识海当中。
全身无法动弹的弥勒，只能惊恐万状的任由李清明施为：“你，你对我做了什么？”
李清明笑了笑，拖着尚在懵懂中的猴子，渐行渐远。
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