第三十三章 东窗事发
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天篷眯着双眼,盯着云朵上的北斗小老头,道:“老官,我等若是强行离去,你也拦之不住。说什么‘违者,拘禁押返’。咱能不给自己往脸上贴金吗?”
北斗面上的笑容一滞,心头的怒火腾腾的往上升。心道:“想我北斗星君,自天庭重建便跟随昊天大天尊。更是一人之下,万人之上。你天篷算什么东西,竟然敢如此羞辱于我!哼哼……”
当然这老货也只能在心中哼哼了,他不敢与天篷撕破脸皮。
这北斗小老头贼的和狐狸一样。
单不说这天蓬元帅本身就有着大罗金仙巅峰的修为。最重要的是,这么多年了。天庭之内没有人知道他修炼的是何种攻法,又是师从何方。
这老货曾经风闻,天篷曾经把王母娘娘最喜爱的一枚琉璃盏给打碎了。而令人感到惊讶的是,事后王母娘娘也只是自己生了几天的闷气,竟然不曾处罚天篷。
从那之后,所有天庭之人,都知道这天篷元帅背景了得,竟然连王母娘娘都不敢得罪于他。
这么一个明显背景强大的家伙,以北斗的jing明会轻易与其撕破脸?
故此,北斗强压下心头的怒火,道:“小臣自然是没有这个能耐。不过,若是加上他们呢?”
此言话罢,北斗小老头袍袖轻甩。天穹上却是飘来了一片云层,一身银亮甲胄的神武男子站在云端,身后足有十万的天兵天将。
“卷帘?”天篷神se一凝,厉声道:“卷帘,本帅带尔等下界是为了捉拿青狮獒王。谁给你的权力,把这十万天兵天将带来这里的?”
身着银亮甲胄的卷帘大将,冷冽的盯着天篷元帅,道:“天篷!我等只服从陛下的指令。至于你,哼!”
天篷暴怒,唤出九齿钉耙就yu砸将过去。
瑶姬见状,袍袖轻轻一展拦住了天篷。自己则是对着北斗星君福了一福,道:“星君大人,多年不见星君大人神采依旧!真是可喜可贺啊!”
北斗小老头带着卷帘降下云端,细细打量了杨天佑,以及三个孩子一番,苦苦一笑道:“瑶姬公主!天庭律法森严,如今公主以抓取青狮獒王为由下界,私自许配凡人。却是叫小臣为难啊!”
杨天佑闻言,一把抓住瑶姬,怒声说道:“你们这些天庭的神仙好生无礼!我与瑶姬真心相爱,自当长相厮守。莫非尔等天仙便无真爱呼?”
“大胆!”北斗尚未来得及说话,卷帘就双眸一瞪,厉声道:“你一区区凡人,竟然敢私自枉语天庭之事,真当我不敢打杀你吗?”
“你敢!”天篷周身气息激荡,猛然踏前一步,挡在了杨天佑身前。
“哈哈哈,此番玉皇陛下震怒!她瑶姬能否保得住xing命都是两说,谁还会在意一个凡人的生死!你看我敢不敢!”卷帘狂笑了一声,双手之上光华闪动,出现了一柄宝杖,抬手就铲了过来。
只见这宝杖,外边嵌宝霞光耀,内里钻金瑞气凝,如擀面杖样的乌黑杖身更是闪烁着淡淡的金光。
隐在万丈苍穹之上,正与熊大看的津津有味的李清明,双眸一眯,骂道:“吗的!我说这卷帘大将怎么这么嚣张,原来是佛门弟子!”
“呜,主人!要不我去干他一顿!”熊大摸了摸自己的肚皮,谄笑着对李清明说道:“只求您不将我关起来!”
“滚淡,给我老实待着!”李清明一巴掌甩飞了熊大,摸着光滑的下巴嘀咕道:“小丫头,我就说你以后会有麻烦吧!只要你捏碎那枚玉佩,哥哥我就有理由管上一管!多简单的事儿啊!”
这货倒是真敢说的出口。他还以为他是那圣人本尊?就凭他现在刚刚修到大罗金仙顶峰的修为也想横插一脚?笑话!
至于为何李清明会在这里?这还要从孙悟空转世说起。
原来,就在孙悟空刚刚投入六道轮回之时,李清明就感应到了自己烙印在五se神石的印记。于是便一路寻着这股微弱的力量,来到了灌江口。
可是,任他如何想都想不到的是,这灌江口中即将临产的孕妇,竟然是昊天的亲妹妹,瑶姬。
这下他凌乱了!孙悟空竟然转世成了杨戬?这算什么事儿啊!
不过仔细想想也是。现在的洪荒世界,虽然人还是那些人,事儿还是那些事儿,但是早就已经和他所熟知的洪荒世界脱轨了。
“天篷啊天篷,希望你别叫我失望啊!”李清明看着院落中,正举着钉耙和卷帘战在一起的天篷,喃喃自语。
……
杨家府宅。
瑶姬面se不善地看着北斗,道:“星君,难道这卷帘不归天庭管辖吗?”
“这……”北斗也是面se难看,他没想到这卷帘竟然会如此嚣张。
再怎么说瑶姬毕竟是昊天的亲妹妹,纵然你是接引圣人的弟子,也总归要给瑶姬留些情面。
事情闹到这种地步,可是不好收场啊!一边是佛门,一边是背景莫名的天蓬元帅。两边他都惹不起,现在北斗唯一能做的就是两不相帮,静观其变。
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