第二百二十五章 唐僧一家子
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江浩泽带着戏谑的笑容听龙王说,他认定这家伙是想编个凄惨故事,就像周星星演的唐伯虎一样博痊情。龙腾小说网ltxsba.com龙王压根不知道他在想什么,把故事讲得绘声绘色,原本是他发呆被渔网抓了,到他嘴里变成“这时落下一道天罗地网,我使出浑身解数挣扎,怎奈那网太过厉害,我不得不束手就擒。”
明明是一面普通渔家用的破渔网,经过他艺术性加工,倒像是变成了先天灵宝。江浩泽回味了一下前世看械的感觉,忍不住插话道:“那渔夫本要杀了你,结果你悲痛之下留下几滴心酸的泪水,于是他良心发现把你放了对吧?”
“我乃是天庭敕封的龙王,怎会在凡人面前流泪。”龙王辩解了两句,接着道:“那渔夫是个势利小人,提着我沿街叫卖,结果遇到一个书生。那书生博古婉,上知天文下知地理,看出我乃是龙子龙孙,于是三拜九叩地把我送回了洪江。”
江浩泽有些无语,为啥古代的仙侠故事总要和书生扯上关系呢?要么是书生遇到美女妖怪,要么是书生心善买鱼放生,貌似唐僧他老爹就这么干过。想到这里他忽然张大了嘴巴,唐僧老爹放的不就是一条金色鲤鱼么?
江浩泽试探着问道:“你可知道那书生叫什么名字?”
龙王有些赧然地道:“我一时忘了询问恩公名讳,不过我听得他母亲称他光蕊,至于姓什么我就不知道了。”
江浩泽朝着天空比了个中指,鸿钧老兄还真是不放过任何机会。自己才回到西游世界。一不心又当了他的群众演员』过有了自己加入。西游的故事变得更合理了一些,原著里堂堂洪江龙王被一个渔夫网了,差点下锅变成鱼汤,怎么也不符合逻辑。
唐僧俗名陈玄奘,他老爹陈光蕊金榜题名,取了白富美殷温娇,结果乐极生悲,赴任途中被刘洪给干掉。因为陈光蕊之前买了一条金色鲤鱼放生。那条金色鲤鱼敲是洪江龙王,所以陈光蕊落江以后被龙王所救,唐僧长大后父子俩共同演绎了一出爸爸去哪儿。
江浩泽无意中掺合进了唐僧的家事,既然知道即将发生什么,不作出一些改变也太对不起自己了。唐僧家的故事可谓大喜大悲,先是老爹陈光蕊中了状元和迎娶白富美的大喜事,接着又是老爹被贼人杀害,母亲被贼人霸占。故事的结局,唐僧知道了父亲遇害的事,请外公出面除掉刘洪。一家人终于团聚。
大欢喜结局里,唯一悲催的就是唐僧的母亲。因为委身于刘洪,看到丈夫复活儿子长大,她疡了自尽。既然鸿钧让自己参与进来,索性就参与得彻底一些,救了唐僧父母,唐僧怎么也得欠下天大因果吧?
要救陈光蕊很简单,他是洪江龙王的救命恩人,就让洪江龙王去救他得了u殷温娇就麻烦一些了,殷温娇是在一家团圆后自尽,让她自尽的是古代的三从四德,所以要想保的性命就不能让她。
江浩泽想起了西游里另一个故事,观世音菩萨的坐骑金毛吼,跑到凡间化名赛太岁,抢了朱紫国王后金圣宫。为了避免人妖之间发生点什么,有神仙赐了金圣宫一件五彩霞裳,可怜赛太岁守着如花似玉的美人儿,连手都没能摸一下,正应了那句饱死眼睛饿死啥
江浩泽没有五彩霞裳,但抢了唐僧老娘的刘洪只是凡人,不是赛太岁那样的妖怪,随便炼制一件仙衣就行。他从玉碟空间里拿出原料,以自身三昧真火在空中熔炼,不一会空中出现了一件漂亮的霞衣。
洪江龙王看着那件闪闪发光的霞衣,吞了吞口水道:“上仙这件霞衣是送给的吗?只是我是男子,穿上这件霞衣不合适吧?上仙能不能帮忙改一改,照着我身上的衣服改就行”
江浩泽收了霞衣,淡淡地道:“这霞衣我另有用处,你只要按我的吩咐做一件事,做好了我送你一枚蟠桃。”
听到“蟠桃”两个字,洪江龙王身子有如筛糠一般颤抖,连忙跪倒在地道:“上仙有事尽管吩咐,我必哆尽全力。”
江浩泽笑道:“其实也不算我的事,你那恩公陈光蕊命中注定会有一番劫难,不日将会被抛尸江中。你以定颜珠为他保存肉身,再想办法把他的魂魄带来龙宫,等到时机成熟时便让他还阳,也算是偿还了他放你的因果。”
洪江龙王一脸苦色道:“陈光蕊对我有大恩,即便上仙没有吩咐,我也会尽力救他。可惜我只是江河龙王,哪里有定颜珠那样的宝贝,而且他死了魂魄自有阴司拘押,凭我哪有本事带回他的魂魄?”
江浩泽愣住了,洪江龙王救陈光蕊性命,这应该是正崇情,为什么他说没有定颜珠呢?这龙王喜欢玩小聪明,莫非因为自己吩咐他救陈光蕊,为了得到更多的好处才叫苦?想到这里他冷哼一声道:“若是你舍不得定颜珠,这事就此作罢继续做个忘恩负义的龙王吧!”
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