第二百四十四章 唐僧肉好吃吗？
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教唆未成年犯罪很不应该江浩泽马上想办弥补语重心长地道“圣婴有些东西绝对不能吃比如说人肉尤其是唐朝和尚的肉……”
红孩儿撇了撇嘴道“做妖怪哪能不吃人？你还真是个没追求的妖怪为什么唐朝和尚的肉不能吃莫非是因为不好吃？”
江浩泽苦笑着道“我又没吃过人肉怎知道唐朝和尚的肉好不好吃？”
红孩儿拍了拍胸脯道“我明白了定是那唐朝和尚的肉鲜嫩可口。谁都想尝一口你想尝又没机会。你放心待到我修炼好三昧真火我便捉了那唐朝和尚。那时一定分你一块唐僧肉尝尝鲜。”
江浩泽总算体验到幼儿园老师多不好当他教导红孩儿是彻底失败了无意中一句话成了红孩儿抓唐僧的诱因。这小屁孩明显对唐僧肉有了浓厚兴趣不管说什么他都不会听他修炼三昧真火离开以后去当山大王估计就是想抓唐僧吃肉。
这其中不乏天道的安排。红孩儿小小年纪就离开父母占山为王总得有个解释吧？如果他因为江浩泽的一句话把唐僧肉当成了无上美味又想给父母一个惊喜当山大王抓唐僧就说得过去了。
离开火焰山江浩泽回到了翠云山芭蕉洞寻个机会找蛟魔王耳语了几句。红孩儿不愿意拜师跟随自己离开牛魔王却是聪明人知道儿子有去太虚界的机缘肯定不会错过把红孩儿带去太虚界以后他再怎么挂念唐僧肉也没用了。
一众大妖正在大块朵颐蛟魔王忽然走到牛魔王面前拱了拱手道“恭喜大哥！贺喜大哥适才青龙道尊传音说与你家孩儿有缘欲收其为亲传弟子让我先知会你一声。”
牛魔王作为通天圣人的坐骑对青龙道尊的能耐再清楚不过听了蛟魔王的话他激动地起来道“贤弟此言果真？道尊他真的说要收我家圣婴做弟子？”
蛟魔王笑道“不敢欺瞒兄长前些年道尊去了北海答应带整个墨蛟一族去太虚界。很快我就要离开洪荒今日正好与各位兄长道别大哥的孩儿若被道尊收为亲传弟子今后在太虚界一定贵不可言。“
牛魔王哈哈大笑这事确实值得高兴谁都知道副教主厉害与通天圣人亦师亦友。跟随他离开可以去一个全的天地在洪荒混得不如意想离开的神仙不少但他并不是谁都带走所以能跟她离开是天大的机缘。
牛魔王也动过这样的念头通天圣人归隐他不再是圣人的坐骑在洪荒也没多大牵挂。可惜封神之战结束他数千载他未见副教主慢慢也觉得自己应该与太虚界无缘。老牛每日留在金鳌岛苦修没有占山为王的念头结果某日血海派来使者求见多宝道人代表冥河教主将亲传弟子罗刹女许配给老牛。
罗刹女乃是冥河教主创造的第一个罗刹在血海地位颇高偶尔会代表冥河在三界走动美艳之名传遍三界。老牛天性有那么一点好色也曾对罗刹女有过幻想但罗刹女无论长相地位都把他爆成渣他从未想过会有这样的美事。
冥河教主不但将罗刹女下嫁老牛还陪嫁了先天灵宝芭蕉扇丝迎娶白富美的故事实实在在地发生了。听了血海的条件别说老牛不信截教任教主多宝道人也很怀疑于是询问使者血海为何要定下这桩婚事。
使者淡淡地说了句“当年贵教副教主青龙道尊去了血海见过罗刹一面道尊说罗刹和贵教牛魔王应有一番姻缘。老祖对道尊极为推崇对道尊的话深信不疑这才让我代血海出面提亲要将罗刹许配给牛魔王。”
多宝道人知道自己那位青龙师弟的事对此再无怀疑私下问牛魔王是否答应。老牛就好色能娶罗刹女这样有先天灵宝的大他当然一千个愿意。就这样牛魔王和罗刹才成了夫妻搬到了翠云山芭蕉洞居住为此不少神仙私下说青龙道尊乱点鸳鸯谱让一朵鲜花插在了牛粪上。
牛魔王为了证明自己不是牛粪在西牛贺洲开辟山门以后他刻苦修行成了一代大妖。美中不足的是罗刹女要事有事要长相有长相偏偏嫁给了牛魔王这丑男人。她不敢违背师命老老实实地被牛魔王霸占但对老牛表现得很冷淡导致心有不忿的老牛找了只狐狸精做小三。
有句话叫日久生情牛魔王和罗刹那啥久了罗刹其实对老牛已经有了感情只是冷淡性子养成后很难更改。好在老牛对此不是很介意家里有个身份高贵的冷淡黄脸婆外面有个千娇百媚的小三人生如此夫复何求？
牛魔王听说青龙道尊要收儿子为徒很高兴其他大妖也是一脸羡慕地贺喜这时罗刹女忽然走了出来寒声道“不行我怀了圣婴五年才把他生下来凭什么青龙道尊说带走就带走？若圣婴随他去了太虚界我与圣婴从此再不能见面你怎么就这么狠心？”
芭蕉洞宾客满座老牛自然要维护男人的尊严大声呵斥道“你一个妇道人家懂什么？道尊乃是我截教副教主圣婴跟了他前途无量你莫要在此胡闹让圣婴错失了机缘。”
罗刹女也怒了冷笑道“那青龙道尊也不是什么好东西当年如果不是他在血海胡说八道老祖怎么可能让我嫁给你？你说我嫁个丑男人也就罢了老实分还好你这厮背着我和摩云洞那只骚狐狸鬼混别以为老娘不知道。”
牛魔王脸红得像猴子他算是明白了这婆娘分明是不满道尊当年做了媒人所以才跑出来瞎胡闹。老牛想不一样他能迎娶罗刹女就是道尊撮合所以他一直对道尊心怀感激。多年来他有些惧内从来不敢在罗刹面前耍狠此时也顾不得了大声嚷嚷道“反正此事俺老牛做主圣婴一定会拜道尊为师不管你说什么都没用。”
罗刹女忽然转身就走冷冷地道“若没了圣婴我马上便吊死我倒要看看你如何向血海交代。”xh118
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