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731章 泡妞圣手(五千)

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“不是吧!你在这条街上泡妞竟然不认识我?”身躯后仰,夸张摊手,“新来的?没听过我泡妞圣手,人送外号辣手摧花俏郎君、寒水银枪小白龙?”

“什、什么龙……”一大段乱七八糟的话语抛过来,这富贵青年明显是有点懵。一旁的莉娜则娇躯微颤,掩嘴苦苦忍着笑意。月牙般细眯眼睛,莹光闪闪的看着唐恩如何耍宝。

“算啦,算啦。唉,没想到我寒水小白龙才几天不出手,江湖上竟然已经失去了我的传说,真是……一代新人葬旧人啊!”仰头长叹显得很是遗憾,随即点了点手指,轻佻说道,“不过不得不说,小子,你这泡妞方法不对路子啊。”

“什么泡妞?请阁下注意你的言辞!”短暂蒙圈后,富贵青年迅速反应过来,微皱眉头,“还有,我并不认识你$果没有其他事情,我想你该离开……”

摆手打断,“怎么,还不愿意承认?不是我说你,泡妞讲究得是胆大心细脸皮厚,你这样明显混不开嘛。”

“是吗……”不置可否的语气,富贵青年的脸色有些僵硬,深吸一口气,风度、风度……

“那必须是啊吧,看在大家也算是同行的份上,我今天就教你两招。”扬头,骚包的一挑额前留海,转身走到莉娜身前,上下打量一番,神情竟是变得极为温柔,就像一个痴迷花农,在偶然看到一朵名花悄然绽放时,那惊喜后的含蓄欣赏、细细品味之意。

这让伸手准备作护花使者的富贵青年见状不由一怔,手臂亦顿在半空,心道此人莫非真对泡妞方面有上一手?此念头刚起,他就见那无赖混混果断出手了……

更准确的说,只是一根食指,轻挑莉娜光滑下颚,随即更是轻佻嬉笑,“美女,赏脸吃个饭呗。”

咣咣咣……天雷滚滚!

微张嘴,富贵青年傻眼了。了折,莉娜也是一副被吓到的样子。

瞬间回神,富贵青年顿时暴怒踏步,顿住的手掌捏为拳头:“你他娘娘娘……”拖长腔调显示话语主人的极度震惊,拳头将将砸出之时,莉娜清水双眸忽然再次化作两抹月牙,嘴角上扬,露出之前谈话时从未有过的灿烂笑容。

“好啊,去哪?”

“呃……”再次顿步,富贵青年几乎不敢相信自己的耳朵,瞬间感觉有点懵。

摸了摸口袋,唐恩耸肩摊手:“最近手头有点紧啊……恩,前面巷子里有个卖赔油面的。十三铜币一碗,味道不错,我经常在那吃。要不,美女我们去那?”

哈……富贵青年闻言特地侧了侧耳朵,确定自己没有听错,顿时咧了咧嘴,无声嘲笑。赔油面?还精确到十三铜币一碗?敢情你特么还真觉得自己是下血本了!

“咳咳……”清了清嗓子,富贵青年约莫觉得自己是时候该登场了。电光火石的一瞬间,他忽然有点想感谢这无赖混混。因为俗话说的好啊,有对比才有差距嘛!不过就在这时。

莉娜蓦地侧过娇躯●璧伸进唐恩臂弯。笑语嫣嫣:“既然手头紧,那就不要再浪费了。刚好我手艺还不错,不如去我家吧,尝尝我的厨艺啊。”

仰头大笑。“哈哈,那怎么好意思呢……你家在哪,我们现在就过去吧。”

“就在前面,走吧。”

像是被惊雷猛然劈中似得定格着踏步冲拳的姿势,富贵青年神情凌乱,木木站在街边,看着那两道贴在一起的身影渐行渐远,直至拐进百余丈外的炼金实验室,消失不见……

恍惚中。好像有人拍了拍他的肩膀,“节哀啊,兄弟……还是回去吧,相信我,你已经是走运了……”缓缓放下手臂。青年眼中依稀有泪意泛起,嘴唇翕张,“为……什……么……啊……”

……

几家欢喜几家愁!

这边富贵青年独自凌乱人潮中,但在炼金实验室门后,唐恩与莉娜却各自靠着左右半扇门,后者更是捂着肚子,蹲下了身子,笑出泪光,“哈哈……磐油面十三铜币一碗……亚亚亚、亚瑟你……不说了不说了……哈哈……”

“哈哈……你也不错啊,不如去我家吧。神补刀啊,你都没有看到他当时的表情……”

“不说了不行了不行了,哈哈……”

等大卫走进炼金实验室,顿步,就见唐恩与莉娜两人在狂笑中相互扶持着站起,后者不断抹着眼睛,泪水婆娑,有点岔气的样子。

“呃,什么情况?”大卫之前并没有靠近,正自苦恼着待会要不要及时上去劝架,免得出了人命不好收场。后来见到老大与莉娜离去才敢走过来,看着那青年表情,猜到老大似乎将这人打击得不轻,但却不知道到底是如何打击的,如今自是满脸疑惑。

谁曾想他不说还好,刚一说出,唐恩与莉娜对视一眼,不由再次仰头大笑,身形东倒西歪。

欢乐了好一会,唐恩俯身撑着膝盖,深吸了口气:“呼……对了,刚才那人是谁?会不会对你有什么影响?”

如此沉重打击,唐恩自认若是以前的自己,也就是大多数普通人,那肯定都是要暴走的。所以若是那青年有什么权势,他不介意顺手再警告下对方,免得再生事端。

“没关系,哎哟……”紧紧撑着小腹,莉娜勉强压住笑意,摇了摇头,“只是个金属矿石商人而已,采购紫膛炮材料时,曾经与他打过交道。已经缠了我好几天了,明着暗着拒绝都不管用。不过这次过后,想来是不会了。哈哈……”说到最后,还是不由得低头猛笑,根本停不下来。

“恩,那就好。”唐恩站直身形,向着一旁莫名其妙的大卫摆摆手,“出去看下那家伙走了没有,走了的话我们直接去工厂那边。”

“哦。”疑惑的挠挠头,大卫转身走出门外。

“好了,不要再笑了。”唐恩看着瘫坐在地上,娇躯不断颤抖的莉娜,无奈说道,“笑得太多,皱纹会出来的。”

这话对于女人来说,果真是杀手锏一般的存在,莉娜闻言顿时紧抿嘴唇,止住笑意。片刻后方才扶着大门站了起来,好似有些脱力,抬头嗔了唐恩一眼:“就知道吓我……”

“呃,这还真不是我故意吓你……好吧,这不是重点。”摸了摸小腹,唐恩咂咂嘴,“好像还真有点饿了,你这有什么吃的?”

莉娜闻言嘴巴顿时一鼓,显然是联想到刚才的事情又想笑,好在最后还是忍住了,站稳身形:“走吧,我去给你……呵呵,真正展示下厨艺。”

“那敢情好,不枉我演了这么一长花使者。”唐恩笑嘻嘻回道,不过随即眉头蓦地一皱,转头看向门外急步走来的大卫,还有他身后的……路克?

“老大,出事了。”路克神色阴沉走来,“早晨时候古麦城秘密机构被人捣毁,里面的兄弟都被抓了,雷蒙德也在其中……有个兄弟被故意放了出来,让老大你去即刻前去救人,否则他们每隔一段时间就会杀一批人……草,好像是神殿的人做的!”

唐恩闻言一愣,他也没想到刚才就在来时路上才和大卫说的最坏情况,竟然这么快就发生了……伸手抚了抚抽搐嘴角:“麻痹!嘴贱了!”

吐了口浊气,对着一旁神色登的莉娜摊了摊手,“抱歉,看来我只能下次再来尝尝你的厨艺了。”

…………

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