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807章 悲伤到逆流成河的故事

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我了个大擦!咧了咧嘴,唐恩何等眼力,不用读唇也就知道这青年想要干些什么,这是妥妥的制造英雄救美机会的节奏啊!

眉头皱起,神色顿时一沉。耍手段泡妞唐恩不反对,这本就是门技术活,用些心计制造浪漫也是理所应当。但伪造英雄救美这样的通过恐吓对方,来大大提高自身魅力的手段,在唐恩看来却极为下作,更不用说这还是用在莉娜身上了……

“不作死,也就不会死啊。”仰头感慨了声,唐恩拍了拍走过身旁的秘密机构成员肩膀,指着对方那身满是灰尘污浊的衣服,“兄弟,衣服借我穿穿。”

“呃……”

……

捧着鲜花走向巷道口,俊朗青年想到即将发生的事情,心情有些紧张,也有些小激动。

镇静、镇静,只是泡妞而已,没什么的。出息!镇静下来啊……发现安抚不住砰砰心跳,俊朗青年开始试着想些其他事情,转移注意力。

混混男友?哼!是朋友吧。可惜后来没找到他,否则我会让他知道敢耍我的下场……不过,既然你有混混朋友,那我就让你知道混混的真实面目是什么样子……惊慌吧、恐惧吧、哭泣吧!放心,到时我会去救你的,哈哈……

想着待会自己三拳两脚赶走混混的光辉英姿,再想着莉娜无限崇拜的目光,俊朗青年不由乐笑出声,直叹自己实在是太特么机智了!

“咳咳……”清咳几声,按了按左胸心脏,俊朗青年又深吸了口气,徐徐吐出。做完这一系列动作,这才走进巷道之中。

刚走几步,一抬头,就见个肩扛宽大木板,看不到头部面容,只能看到满身灰尘的杂工,喘着粗气向这边走来。

巷道狭窄,俊朗青年见状不由微微皱眉,侧步让到一旁,贴着墙壁护好手中鲜花。

似乎是感觉到了前方有人,木板后传来杂工粗声粗气的声音,“让让,请让一下,小心砸到,谢谢……呼哧……”重重喘息声,似乎掩盖了一丝微不可察的风吟,双方就此擦肩而过。

杂工没有回头,搬着木板径直走出巷道。刚一出来,随手就将木板扔在一旁,露出唐恩带笑面容,靠着墙壁,竖起手指,“一、二、三、四……”

手掌尚未完全张开,蓦地,“啊——”一声惨绝人寰的震天尖叫遥遥传来,像是惨遭强.暴的妇女。随即一阵急促脚步声从巷道中传出,似乎是边跑边叫,尖叫声越来越近。

嗖的一声,一道劲风蓦地从旁卷过,唐恩眨了眨眼睛,看着宛若中箭兔子般抱头从巷道中急速蹿出的身影,也就是刚才那俊朗青年,咂了咂嘴,长声叹道,

“啧啧,己所不欲,勿施于人……果然不适合我啊!”

话落,蓦地,嘶——惊马长嘶,车轮急刹。那抱头冲出的俊朗青年速度极快,但却完全没有看路,昏头昏脑的冲上街道,差点被一辆疾驰而过的马车迎面撞上。

还好那车夫反应极快的紧拉缰绳,稍稍带偏马车,这才避免了一场悲剧的发生,“我草!你他娘的眼瞎了,找死啊……呃?”

好不容易停下马车,惊魂未定的车夫顿出离愤怒,立刻指着倒在一旁、神情惊吓呆滞的俊朗青年破口大骂,不过没骂几句,看着俊朗青年头顶目光不由怔怔,骂声也是一顿。

此时的俊朗青年明显还没能从刚才的惊险一幕中回过神来,之前紧抱脑袋的双臂下意识垂下撑地,神色惶恐。不过这不是重点,重点是俊朗青年的脑袋上,前半部分卷发优雅,后脑勺却是光秃秃一片,像是蜕皮的白果,看来极是滑稽搞笑。

蓦地爆笑,“哈哈……你这发型……哈哈……太、太特么牛.了!哎呀,大家快来看啊,不行了不行了,哈哈……”一手拍着车辕,一手捂住小腹,这车夫像是直接笑岔了气,欢乐不已。

刚才还冷冷清清的街道,也在车夫大笑声中不断冒出人影,瞬间围聚过来,随即就是更大规模的大笑,完全停不下来!

这时,那俊朗青年终于回过神来,看着周围无数狰狞笑脸,指指点点,脸色瞬间煞白,惨叫一声,抱着头脑宛若入网野兽般四处乱窜。不过围聚过来的市民实在太多,没等他跑出几步就被再次困住,疯狂挥手,“不准看!不准笑!谁笑我杀了谁——我要杀死你们、杀光你们!啊——别看了,呜呜……求求你们别看了、别笑了,哇……”

“哈哈……”

太特么惨了啊……透过人群缝隙看着俊朗青年眼中的闪闪泪光,始作俑者唐恩不禁一捂眼睛,完全不忍目睹。随即摇摇头,转身进入巷道之中。

穿过巷道,后街震天笑声犹在耳旁,不过眼下却又多了杀猪般惨叫……

“呃……”唐恩愣了愣,看着刚才那几个混混大汉倒在莉娜脚旁不远处,捂着眼睛满地打滚,叫声凄厉,着实可怜……摸了摸鼻子,看向莉娜,“这是?”

“几个来捣乱的混混。”

“我知道,恩,那他们现在这是……”

“一点点致盲药剂。”踮着脚跳过那几个大汉,莉娜神色平静的摊开白皙手掌,一个已经打开的紫色水晶小瓶,耸肩轻笑,“你知道的,炼金师也不是全无防身能力的。”

顿了下,转头四顾,“对了,刚才有个人跑进巷道,你……咦,亚瑟你这衣服……”看了看唐恩身上那满是灰尘的衣服,再看了看唐恩身后的巷道,听着不远处清晰传来的大笑,莉娜眨了眨清明双眸,明白了什么,面色古怪,“你做的?”

唐恩挑起大拇指,笑眯眯的说道:“聪明!再想想看,还能猜出什么。”

莉娜不是蠢人,当然,蠢人也成不了炼金大师。稍一沉吟,转头看着那几个满地打滚的混混大汉,细眉一挑,略有些无奈的叹道:“这种方法……也太无聊了吧。”

“哈哈,恭喜答对,这是奖励。”大笑了声,唐恩右手一翻,一束火红玫瑰递到莉娜眼前。

不用说,这自然是那俊朗青年的。而如果让那俊朗青年知道自己用来讨好莉娜的创意,却被唐恩顺手剽窃,恐怕立马就要三升……

总之,这是个悲伤到逆流成河的故事!

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