第71节：丈母娘(71)
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接着我们又给她挑了双可以搭配的靴子，又是800多。更多小说ltxsba.com我看了看时间，刚给她买了两样东西，就已经花了快三个小时了，不禁催促道：”得加快速度了，孩子还等着我们呢！”老婆看我有点不耐烦了，就说：”要不先到星巴克喝杯咖啡？咱们也好久没有这么浪漫过了。”我不客气地回她：”你说错了吧？不是不-浪漫-了，而是不浪费了，要浪漫过才知道浪漫其实没什么蛋用。我可没那闲钱闲工夫花20多块钱坐在那里晒太阳喝咖啡，我对钱看得很重，能不花就不花。”
老婆见我开始发牢骚了，还以为我心理不平衡，嫌没有给我买衣服了呢，就拽过我往男装区走：”走吧，也该给你买套西服了，你一直也没有一套像样的正经衣服，-男人是女人的价格-，你穿好了，我脸上也有光。”我连忙打住她：”我穿上西服就象保险推销员，就我这种天天在电脑前面坐着的-土豆-，穿那么好给谁看呀？-穷穿貂，富穿棉，大款穿休闲-，我就穿你给我淘的这两件”杰克穷死”的衣服就挺好，还有这半真半假的levi-s的仔裤，下回记得再给我买两条回来啊，这条的拉链已经快坏了。”
说完，我就把她带到中老年服装区了，因为过年，羊绒衫打五折，原价一千多的现在五六百就能买到，我们左挑右选很快就给岳父和丈母娘都挑到了合适的。这时候，我们手上已经大包小包可以满载而归了。老婆却拉住我说：”春节要见你爸妈，也不能空手去，怎么也得给他们俩买点什么吧?”我说：”不用了，你只要能去，比给他们带脑白金都高兴，再说，我妈挑剔着呢，你花了钱她还不一定满意，她呀，就喜欢现金流和硬通货。”老婆放开拉着我的手，立刻脸色就变了：”你就想着你妈，谁说要给她买了。我说的是你爸，是你爸请我去，又不是你妈，我上赶着给她买什么呀！我拿自个儿的热脸贴她的冷屁股还少呀！”我连忙附和：”就是，就是，我就说你不要给她买嘛。”我老婆就这样又执意给我爸买了一件冬天穿的外套。
我想这回总算可以打道回府了，没想到，路过电梯的拐角处时，又有一个卖帽子的吸引了她的注意力，她挑来挑去挑了一顶银灰色兔毛的毛线帽子在我眼前晃：”好看吗？”我以为是她自己戴，就连连摇头：”不好看，太老气。你戴白的应该不错。”她冲我翻了个白眼：”不是我戴，是给你妈戴。”我一听，连忙替我妈受宠若惊：”她戴应该倒挺合适的，颜色款式都不错。”她暗自偷乐，自言自语道：”我就是要让她把我顶起来。”我不明就理：”是把帽子顶起来吧，怎么能把你顶起来？”我老婆接着又给我爸挑了一顶皮帽子。我说：”不用了，已经给他买了衣服了。”她却态度坚决：”不，帽子一定要买，在我们那里有这种说法，如果给谁送帽子，那个被送的人就能把送帽子的人给-顶-起来，就是-抬举-的意思。”我一听，原来是这么回事呀，她是为了能让我爸妈抬举她呀！
就这样，我们走出来的时候已经月明星稀，我随身带的五千块钱也所剩无几，换成了手里提着的大包小包。奔波一天，总算是实现了我为全家人买新衣的”豪言壮语”。我发现，比起买房，钱还是挺经花的，5000块钱，还不够买上半平米的房子，却给一家人都添置了行头。
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接下来的几天，日子过得顺风顺水，喜气洋洋。岳父啧啧地称赞羊绒又细又软又挡寒，丈母娘更是夸张地说在屋里穿着直出汗。换上了新衣的老婆也神采飞扬，心情大好，捎带着我的”薪情”也一路走高，还清了丈母娘的钱后，还小有盈余，基本能够支撑过年的大小场面。只是感觉税扣得有点儿多，自己的血汗钱还没来得及到自己手上，就已经哗哗地流走了不少，不过想想我那还在大不列颠节衣缩食，连黄瓜都吃不起的哥儿们，已经十分知足了，帝国主义的税更重——1/3的薪水都上交了。相比之下，还是社会主义好，北京的房子虽然买不起了，但北京的黄瓜还吃得起呀！
转眼就到了除夕，我爸不知道是怎么在我妈面前得瑟的，我妈居然对我除夕夜不回家过，没有发表任何反对意见，让我对她反常的”通情达理”颇感不适。为了表示我的歉意，我在除夕下午回去向他们表示了一下慰问，顺便提前孝敬他们过年的红包。说是红包倒也不多，通常是九百九十九块九，取个”长长久久”的意思，再拿红纸一包，图个喜庆吉利。到时候他们一定会给孩子几百块钱压岁钱，总不能让他们自己掏腰包吧！再说，我妈是绝不干亏本买卖的，所以还是趁早自觉主动地给他们钱，这部分钱应该还能收回一半，羊毛出在羊身上嘛！正如我妈所说的”这世上哪有什么便宜好占？”亲爹娘也得明算帐呀！
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