第74节：丈母娘(74)
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初二一大清早，全家人就开始忙碌起来了。龙腾小说网ltxsba.com我老婆只顾自顾自地叨哧她自己了，丈母娘紧着忙活我闺女，里三层外三层，象包粽子一样，生怕她到我家会被冻着。我耐着性子等了她娘仨忙活半天，老婆总算千呼万唤地从卧室走出来了，我一看立刻闻风丧胆：只见她穿着那件德军将校呢大衣——肩章耸立，腰带扎紧，再配上高筒皮靴，还有机车帽，英姿飒爽，酷烈逼人，我还以为是纳粹分子又卷土重来了呢！丈母娘显然也对她的妆扮始料不及，吃惊之余也不乏惊喜，她”呵呵”地笑着纠正我：”不象德国鬼子，我看倒象是苏联女红军，象《这里的黎明静悄悄》里的女主角。”管她象什么呢，反正穿这身打扮好象不是去我家见我妈，倒象是去冲锋陷阵上战场：”你又不用保卫莫斯科，干嘛非把自己打扮成杀气腾腾的-女斗士-？”
她故意夸张地弯眉倒竖，杏眼圆睁：”我就是要变身成女战士，震慑震慑她，让她知道知道我的决心和斗志。”边说她还边模仿五四爱国青年那样高喊口号：”寸土不让，收复失地。”我闺女见状，也开始模仿她的样子”示威游行”。我一看这阵势，连忙制止我老婆：”以后说话小心点儿，现在孩子什么都懂了，要是她见了我妈就来一句-寸土不让，收复失地-，我妈还不当场气晕？”老婆也觉得玩笑开得过分了点，就蹲下身和我闺女解释：”刚才妈妈是说着玩的，你到了爷爷家可不能乱讲话，要记得给他们磕头拜年……”
就这样，我们一家三口浩浩荡荡地朝我妈家进发了。小区的保安看见我老婆一身怪异的打扮，也禁不住多看了她两眼，我真是哭笑不得——自己好心主动提出给她买衣服，没想到又是自己给自己挖坑，被她挑了件纳粹军装武装起来吓唬我妈。
门铃刚一响起，门就开了，看来我爸妈已经在门口恭候多时了，我妈忙不迭地张罗我们快进屋，当她看到我老婆一身戎装打扮时，下意识地后退了两步，原本26度洋溢着春风般微笑的脸上象被寒山寺的秋风扫过一样，挂了一层霜。我看她脸上风云骤起，马上递上购物袋岔开话题：”这是你儿媳妇特意给你们买的衣服和帽子。”我老婆也僵硬地作出一脸标准式微笑：”妈——您和爸一会儿试试吧！不合适了，我们还能去换。”我妈听了儿媳妇叫她一声”妈——”立刻又抖擞出一脸笑容来：”来了就来了，还买什么东西呢！”一边把大包小包的礼物接过来。
进了屋才发觉，今天我家的暖气烧得特别旺，穿毛衣都嫌热。我闺女一进门，顾不上脱衣服，就急不可耐地要露一手自己新学的本领，指挥我爸妈坐在沙发上，然后自己退到后面，学着《大长今》里小长今的样子行大礼。她很是艰难地把自己的腿交叉叠起，双手叠加平放在胸前，好容易摆好了姿势，刚想颤颤悠悠地站起来，可是因为穿得太厚了，起到一半时候，因为失去重心，身子朝一边严重倾斜，一下子就摔倒了，就象一个笨重的大熊猫一样打着滚儿，滚到了一边，样子憨态可鞠。我们一边鼓励她自己爬起来，一边笑得前仰后合，气氛顿时活跃了不少。
我爸也马上掏出早已准备好的押岁钱塞到我闺女手里，我闺女见钱眼开，”扑——通”一声就跪了下来，边磕头边说：”谢谢爷爷奶奶，我给你们拜年！”把我爸美得嘴都合不上了，一把就把女儿举过头顶。我妈见状，连忙制止：”快放下来吧，你还以为自己是三十年前的小伙子呢！就你那老腰，还经得住这么折腾？”我妈接过已经满头大汗的女儿，就开始里三层外三层地象剥粽子一样给她脱衣服。我爸则在我老婆的帮助下，试穿那件外套，拉上拉链后，他那大肚子居然不显山不露水了，再戴上那顶皮八角帽，还真象一个拿着劲儿的”文艺小老头儿”。他故意乐呵呵地在我们面前走过来走过去，怎么也舍不得脱下来。我妈戴上了那顶银灰色毛线帽子，正好把白头发遮挡起来，还多了几分知性气质，她也左右端详起自己，嘴里不停地夸我老婆好眼力，会买东西。直到厨房的高压锅开始上气了，我爸才恋恋不舍地脱掉了外套，去厨房忙活去了。
不大一会儿工夫，我老婆就帮忙把几个冷菜端上桌了。这时候，门铃响了，原来是我爸提前预定的”松鼠鲑鱼”，这是我闺女最爱吃的一道菜，因为工序实在复杂，所以只是偶尔在饭馆里才能吃到。我把那盘淋着橘黄色浓汁的金璨璨的鱼摆到了饭桌上，一下子就占据了1/3的位置，饭桌上立刻就显得富丽堂皇起来，一桌普通的家宴也显得盛大隆重起来。送外卖的小伙子递给我发票，我一看——138元，我的心顿时一阵紧缩，一到过年，物价真是跟风涨，一条鱼都138，够我们全家人在”大鸭梨”饱餐一顿了！不过一想，今天非比寻常，又是过年，又为迎接我老婆大驾光临，所以破费一点也是应当的。于是准备伸手从牛仔裤后兜里掏钱出来。正在这时候，我妈从里屋跑了出来：”我这儿有准备好的零钱，你别掏了。”我见她既然已经准备好了，就又虚伪地谦让了两下，我妈还当真了，她用手指了指在厨房里帮我爸端菜的老婆，示意我不要和她争抢，我乐得成全她，马上把钱装回了自己腰包。
不多一会儿工夫，红烧肉和酱肘子也端了上来。那盆肘子也忒夸张了点儿，倒象是半扇猪屁股，够全家老小吃上十天半个月的了，浑圆一片，连个下嘴的地方都没有。在我的张罗下，大家各就各位举杯同庆新年。刚放下酒杯，我妈就忙不迭地夹起一块肥美的鲑鱼颤悠悠地递到了我老婆碗里，她不知道从什么时候起手颤抖得厉害，即使手里不拿东西，也会止不住地抖动。我老婆起初没有防备，见我妈举着筷子直奔自己而来，下意识地赶紧站起来，说时迟，那时快，一块鱼就落在了她的碗里。我妈还用关心的语调说：”这是你爸特意为你预定的，酸甜口味，家里还做不出来，你该多吃点，看你还那么瘦，不要一味减肥，多吃点没关系，也该好好补补身体。”
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