第90节：丈母娘(90)
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整整半宿，我都在半梦半醒，杞人忧天，不觉天已大亮。龙腾小说ltxsba.com昏昏沉沉地又开始了新的一天，我一向乐观向上，很少庸人自扰。一下午，我都疲惫困乏，我正想打盹的时候，电话声响起：”哥哥周末有时间吗？我策划了一个网络圈的party，全是圈子里的朋友。咱们好久没见了，有空带嫂子过来给兄弟我捧捧场吧……”
打电话的是大宝，自从上次什刹海分别后，春节期间大家各忙各的，我们就再也没见过，是该聚聚了。大宝这几年在国内的一家知名网络公司里做策划总监，去年公司刚刚上市，他也应该分得一杯羹的。这年头，穷人想脱贫，富人想更富。混得好点儿的人巴不得能再攀高枝，凭借东风直上青云，谁还能想起当年的穷哥们儿？别人这样客气邀请，焉有不去之理？
于是我精神一振，立刻回应：”什么捧场不捧场的，你能给我个机会去见识见识你们这些it精英，国之栋梁，我还求之不得呢！哎？你最近忙什么呢？蒸发得够彻底的呀，比拉登还难找，好几个月都不见踪影了！”
大宝略显牵强地呵呵一笑：”穷忙活，一言难尽！电话里说不清楚，咱们见面再聊吧！”我看他欲言又止，也不便追问，就草草挂了电话。
晚上回家，我把大宝的聚会活动说给老婆一听，她就拍手叫好：”我正想磕睡呢，就有人送枕头过来了！我正愁没有人引见，进不了互联网圈子呢，大宝就来送-东风-了，这种圈子的聚会对我来说太难得了，没准儿，我还有机会成功转行，从广告圈跨越到网络圈呢！”
丈母娘也显出望外之喜：”对，对，对，-圈子文化-由来已久了！早在唐代，后生晚辈要想在当时的文坛上崭露头脚，就必须攀附权倾朝野的泰斗级人物——白居易，谁如果没有踩他的门，纵使你才高八斗赛过李白，也难有机会露脸，就算是偶然撞到了-狗屎运-突然走红，时间也绝对长不了！所以要想进入一个行业，就必须先融入这个-圈子-，如果没有一个引路人，那简直就是难于上青天！可一旦打入这个-圈子-，-圈子-里的人就会自动抱团，护短排外，利益共沾，这是四大纲领，铁的纪律！”
”文学即人学”，丈母娘不愧是资深老”文青”，没吃过猪肉也见过猪跑，三言两语，鞭辟入理地就把发展了几千年的”圈子文化”给剥皮抽筋，庖丁解牛般剖析了个痛快。难怪那些政治家们都能把历朝历代的中国历史烂熟于胸！谁对历史了解得更深刻更透彻，谁就能站得更高，看得更远，更有可能成功。我见缝插针不忘随时拍马：”妈——我真觉得您这辈子只走三尺讲台，不去混混官场真是太屈才了！”
丈母娘嘿嘿一笑，话锋一转就把矛头对准了我开火道：”你别说，我三十多岁的时候，市委宣传部曾经到学校里点名要我去做秘书，不过被我一口回绝了，因为我比起你差远了，我要是有你那——-吹到巧舌如簧，拍到炉火纯青，哄到不露马脚-的功力，我就敢去！”我原本只想顺手拍拍马屁，不料早被丈母娘识破，反被她奚落一通，实在冤枉。
岳父又来老调重提：”现在想想不去就对了，这官场是好混的吗！当年提拔上去的，不都是-你方唱罢我登场，各领风骚三五年-嘛！一个个-眼前有余忘缩手，身后无路想回头-——晚了，还是-平平淡淡才是真-呀！”
周末，丈母娘带豆丁去公园，我和老婆到东三环附近的一个酒吧里参加”圈子聚会”。到了地方才发现，浩浩荡荡近百人居然都号称是”大宝朋友”，然后十人为一组，各自互发名片，做三分钟自我介绍，再推举出一个组长，到台上作为代表介绍全组人员给大家认识，以十分钟时间为限制，接着就是各自找对自己有利的对象自由攀谈。
只见大宝忙不迭地穿梭在人群中，不停地和所有人点头招呼，宛如一呼百应的先锋领袖。根本无暇和我搭茬儿，我因为不是他们行业的人，所以别人在看了我的名片后，迅速地就把我划到了”闲人”堆儿里，不再和我多说废话。原本我来参加聚会就没什么目的性，只是顺便陪老婆过来，另外见见大宝。这会儿我乐得端了一杯饮料杵在角落里冷眼旁观。这种针对性极强的交友会，就象媒体上宣传的”八分钟约会”，只是目的不同，一个是为了寻找结婚对象，一个是为了寻找成功机遇，但是手段却如出一辙，都是直奔主题，只为速战速决。屋子里的每个人都象苍蝇逐臭一样追逐着有可能对自己有所帮助的合作伙伴或者合作机会。从笑容可掬到没话找话，从敷衍了事再到金蝉脱壳。从他们的表情上看，应该都是报着普遍撒网，重点捞鱼的策略来的，一个个妄图用三寸不烂之舌拉来大把钞票，让人听着都觉得不可思议。我很奇怪，大宝为什么要准备一场这样的聚会，难道他把自己手上的资源拿出来供大家共享，再搭金钱搭时间，自己搭台，让别人唱戏，就纯粹是为人民服务？
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