第十二章 赵半仙做法
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赵半仙发现了一个怪异的洞,把罗盘在上面看了看,然后起身问周有财“你这楼,荒废了多少年了。更多小说ltxsba.com”
这次可给周有财问住了,说“我想想啊。”说完嘴上在数数,手指也跟着配合。“差不多十年了。怎么了先生?”
赵半仙点了头,这个答案他算是很满意,一副胸有成足的样子。对众人说“你们这有黄纸和香吗?借老夫使使。”这些东西赵半仙早上出门都没有带出来,只好问众人要。
工地哪有这玩意,周有财让人去买,还对他们说多买点,赵半仙说不用,一扎就够,香也是。被派去买东西的人不知道黄纸是什么就问周有财,周有财别看他才大气组,其实也是个棒槌,也不明白黄纸是什么东西,就问赵半仙。赵半仙无奈的说黄纸就是烧纸,就是给死人烧的纸钱。这下他们才明白。
没过一会,黄纸和香就被买了回来来。交给了赵半仙。
赵半仙先是吩咐众人离他十步之外。然后自己盘腿坐到地上,把黄纸拿出一部分,摊平,一把火点着。又点燃三柱香,插在地上。嘴上念念有词,抓起一剩余的黄纸朝空中一撒。没过一会就开始大声的喊道“太上老君,王母娘娘,上至天宿,下至地灵,各路鬼仙,望今日,能给老夫一个薄面。然后又抓起一部分黄纸撒向空中。然后赵半仙又开始像念经似的,嘴在不听的懂别人都听不到,就是听到了也听不到懂。其实赵半仙大声喊的那段也是唬人,让别人以为的本领有多么高,嘴里小声念的那段还有烧的纸点的香才是关键。时间在一分一分的过去。也不知道过了多久,此时的赵半仙已经是满头大汗。
也不知道过了多久,突然有人喊了一句“有东西出来。”。只见,从洞里探出一个小脑袋,警觉的朝外望了望,然后嗖的一下就钻了出来,紧接着,又从里面钻出一只。在人堆里有认的这东西,叫道“是黄鼠狼。”这话刚说完,一只一只的黄鼠狼紧接着跟了出来,从大到小排列整齐的从洞里出,跟着大头的那只较大的黄鼠狼朝一个方向走,有的背上还驮着小黄鼠狼,有的嘴里还叼着死鸡。赵半仙理也不理,继续嘴里继续念着。
他身后那些工人每个人眼都瞪的溜圆,看着这触目惊心的一幕。周有财和他老婆更是看的出奇,大伙就像在看戏一样,看的发呆。全都是活了这么大头次见过这么多的黄鼠狼。
等那些黄鼠狼走远,赵半仙才睁开眼,嘴巴也停住了,用袖口抹了一下头上的汗水,站了起来。周有财一看赵半仙起来,连忙上前搀扶。“先生,你不要紧吧。”
“不碍事。”
“我工地咋怕来这么多黄鼠狼啊?”
“这个地方慌了那么久,就被黄皮子们当了家,而你要拆楼,这不等于说拆他们家吗?它们托梦给你让你三天后拆,自己是等他们搬完家你在拆,可是你不听,他们能不闹你吗?”
“啊,原来是这么回事,这帮狗养。”周有财刚想骂就被赵半仙制住“不可不可,这东西在农村可是厉害的恨,百姓们都称他们为黄大仙,无人敢惹它。还算万幸,你没有伤他们性命,他们也没有害人,不然,后果可不堪设想。还好它们能给老夫三分薄面,你要记住,以后你可不要招惹它们。”
“哦,先生说的是,我听先生的,那我这快地方?”
“恩,应该没有什么大碍。”
“那我可以拆楼了。”
赵半仙点了点头。
周有财一看赵半仙说没事了,对工人喊“给我拆。”
听老板这么说,大伙有点半信半疑,生怕还能出点什么事。
周有财看这帮人还是有些后怕又开始吼道“怕什么?先生都说没事,给我干,谁干的好,老子有赏,都不许偷懒。”
一听到能有奖金,几个胆大的提起铁锤子就开始干活,众人一看,没什么事了,也跟着干了起来。
周有财这几天的郁闷心情一下子就舒畅多了,把赵半仙当亲爹恭了,说什么要请赵半仙去馆子搓一顿,赵半仙折腾了大半天,还真有点饿了,想着能吃顿饭,还能捞着酒喝。想都没想就跟着周有财上了车。三人再去饭店的路上,赵半仙心想这周有财那么有钱能给自己多少钱呢?两百,三百,伍佰?
到了饭店,摇了一个包间,周有财点了一大桌菜,基本赵半仙都没见过。周有财又是敬烟又是敬酒,说了一大堆的恭维话。给赵半仙捧着找不到北了。几杯酒下肚,周有财就从兜里拿出一沓人民币塞到赵半仙的手里。这给赵半仙吓了一大跳,从来没有见过这么多钱,这一沓至少能有一万块啊。我的妈呀。城里一接就是大活。赵半仙手都直哆嗦,周有财举起酒杯就要给他敬酒。赵半仙赶紧碰杯,喝点酒压压惊。
吃到一半,周有财的老婆电话响了,她老婆一接,是她妹妹。周有财高兴,让小姨子来一起吃。她老婆就把妹妹给叫来。
他老婆妹妹一来,样子也就二十四五岁的样子。周有财就开始借着酒劲对自己小姨子吹捧赵半仙,把今天的事添油加醋的说了一通。赵半仙既然有点不好意思了!心想我都你说成是活神仙
了。
他小姨子一听,这个是人个活神仙,马上就对他周有财“姐夫,真的吗?”
“是啊,姐夫什么时候骗过你。”
“唉呀妈呀,姐夫,你怎么不早说。”
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