第二〇九〇章 弄巧成拙
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曹孟阳听朱厚照说要拿三个丫鬟来换自己的妻子,顿时火冒三丈。网址找回邮件:ltxsba@gmail.com『→網.520』,為您提供精彩小說閱讀。
自己好端端在家睡觉,大晚上被人拎到这里来,听人说了一通莫名其妙的话,又强颜欢笑配合着演戏,现在居然有人惦记家里的结发妻子,是可忍孰不可忍!
曹孟阳虽然为人怯懦,但骨子里还是有血性,当即发起飙来,怒不可遏道:“迟公子,请您放尊重一点儿,岂能说出此等有辱斯文的话?今日被你们强迫带到这里,已是颜面尽失。若你们是强盗,只管说出条件来,在下尽可能满足,但若再说无礼的话……在下就在这里一头撞死,让你们一文赎金都拿不到。”
因为曹孟阳突然发火,孙若也只好站起来,防止对方发难。
朱厚照脸色变得很难看,大喝道:“钱宁!”
钱宁正在门口偷着乐,觉得自己做了件漂亮事,肯定会得到朱厚照赏识。
忽然听到呼喊声,他一溜烟进入厅内,只见朱厚照端坐如初,只是脸色黑漆漆的,似乎在生气,而曹孟阳和孙若已站起来躲到墙角。
“公子何事吩咐?”
钱宁有些心虚,但又不能表现出来,只能开口问询。
朱厚照瞪着钱宁,目光凶戾,厉声问道:“钱宁,且问你,这二人你是怎么找来的?”
钱宁惊慌失措,心想:“果真不能让陛下跟此等酸儒独处,喝点儿酒,随便问上两句就穿帮了……不过就算拆穿谎言,找人来一起喝喝酒应该没什么吧?”
钱宁脑子乱哄哄的,居然忘记回答朱厚照的问题,直接怒气冲冲地对曹孟阳和孙若道:“你二人对我家公子说了什么,竟惹得他勃然大怒?”
曹孟阳正要接话,孙若赶紧拽了他一把,然后上前一步,用低声下气的语气道:“两位爷,您们大人不计小人过,我这位兄弟喝醉了酒就喜欢胡言乱语,你们且说出条件……只要能放我们回去,莫说喝几杯酒,就算把这里的酒全喝了都行。”
朱厚照怒视钱宁,连声问道:“钱宁,这就是你所谓的朋友?你是用什么手段找来的人?就这么糊弄朕么?”
朱厚照发怒,以“朕”自称,曹孟阳和孙若毕竟读过四书五经,通晓事理,立即意识到情况不妙,面如土色,浑身抖个不停。
钱宁突然跪到地上,向朱厚照磕头:“陛下饶命,小人并非是诚心糊弄,只是……想找几个读书人来为陛下解闷。”
“哼!”
朱厚照怒哼一声,站起身来拂袖而去,这酒席对他而言已无半分吸引力。
等朱厚照走后,曹孟阳和孙若已经吓傻了,需要相互依靠在能支撑着不瘫倒在地。
“钱爷,您没事吧?陛下已走远了。”一名锦衣校尉进来,看了看堂上的情况,赶紧去搀扶钱宁。
钱宁脸色惨白,显然也吓得不轻,全身酥软,很难凭借自己的力量站起来。
好不容易在手下相扶下起身,钱宁怒视曹孟阳和孙若:“你们是想找死,是吧?老子跟你们说得还不够清楚吗?请你们来陪我家公子吃顿酒,席间畅谈风月,皆大欢喜,完事后你们就可放心回家过日子,把陛下服侍好了说不一定还有机会平步青云。”
“现在好了,给脸不要脸,得罪陛下,罪不可赦……来人啊,把这两个不识好歹的东西弄出去,找个地方解决了!”
“官爷饶命,官爷饶命!”曹孟阳和孙若心中也无比懊恼,但此时再后悔已经来不及了,只能跪下,向钱宁磕头求饶。
钱宁因欺君之事被朱厚照训斥,心里来气,哪里还顾忌什么滥杀无辜?
等人把曹孟阳和孙若捆绑起来,一名锦衣校尉凑过来小心翼翼地请示:“钱爷,就算陛下对今日之事不满意,把两个书生打一顿出出气就行了,杀人的话未免太过了吧?毕竟不少人知道这两位失踪跟咱们锦衣卫有关,若御史言官追究起来……”
钱宁怒道:“你们这群窝囊废,连这点胆子都没有?”
锦衣校尉悻悻退下,曹孟阳和孙若被拖了出去,不过却没敢真遵照钱宁的命令下毒手,只是找地方关押起来。
恰在此时,小拧子带着几名太监匆忙而来,钱宁得到传报赶紧迎出门,以求助的口吻道:“拧公公,您老怎么来了?是否陛下有新的安排?”
小拧子怒道:“钱宁啊钱宁,你好大的胆子,居然敢妄自揣摩圣意,居心叵测啊……说,你是不是不想要脑袋了?”
钱宁意识到小拧子这是来找他算账,毕竟对方刚把朱厚照的喜好透露给他,结果两个时辰不到,他就安排个局请朱厚照赴宴,是个人都知道其中有问题,朱厚照稍微动动脑子就知道自己的行踪和喜好被人透露出去了。
钱宁苦着脸道:“小人想好好孝敬一下陛下,不想弄巧成拙……您老想骂就骂,想打就打,但一定要为小人想个办法解脱困境。”
“人呢?”
小拧子没有说解围的事情,探头往厅内看了一眼,没见到书生模样的人,立即问了一句。
钱宁道:“人已经押走了。”
小拧子道:“陛下回去后专门作出交待,要咱家过来把人给放了,不得有任何刁难,甚至可以给予一定补偿,以避免败坏皇家的名声,至于旁的事情陛下没说……钱宁,这件事陛下没心思追究,已算是对你的最大恩赐,如果你再乱来的话,可莫怪咱家不帮你!”
钱宁苦着一张脸,心里别提有多懊恼了,但只能是耷拉着脑袋,恭敬受命。
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小拧子离开后,钱宁把曹孟阳和孙若送走,每个人给了二两银子作为补偿,然后马上去找丽妃求助。
这边丽妃刚收拾好,仪容和装扮都力求端庄大方,本来她还以为朱厚照是请她过去饮酒,谁知等来的不是迎接她的太监和宫女,而是钱宁。
钱宁半跪在丽妃身前,把事情原委说明。
丽妃脸色不善,质问道:“你在请陛下赴宴前,不知道跟我商量一下吗?你没有把事情安排妥当,就敢贸然行动,不是自找麻烦是什么?”
“丽妃娘娘,您莫再挖苦小人了。”
钱宁显得很懊恼,“当时不是时间紧迫么?刚刚把人请来,还未安排妥当,便听闻陛下起床了,是以未及向您请示,便自作主张了!”
丽妃听着钱宁无力的辩解,心中极度鄙夷这个势力小人,但她在豹房无依无靠,需要收拢人手为自己效命,只能无奈地一摆手:
“你现在说这些没用,陛下让你把人放走,你照办便是,千万不要画蛇添足。另外,你说陛下曾试图用豹房这边的美女换其中一人家中的母老虎?”
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