第一七六六章 虚报
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确定孙秀成和李频可以收拢到麾下,刘瑾连忙带着战报去觐见朱厚照。
出宫后刘瑾径直往豹房而去,一路上他故意不乘轿和坐马车,而是以两条腿赶路,目的是为了跑得满头大汗来彰显自己忠心。
旁人到了豹房一定会被拒之门外,刘瑾则不同,侍卫们都不敢阻拦,他可以横冲直撞直入内院,不过最终还是被钱宁阻拦下来。
“公公如此匆忙而至,可是有大事发生?”钱宁挡在刘瑾面前,好奇地问道。
刘瑾怒不可遏:“滚开!”
钱宁被刘瑾逼人的气势一压,顿时神色慌张,忙不迭解释:“公公就算要面圣,也要先平缓一下气息,陛下正在里面……见客,连小人都不许入内,更别说是公公您了。”
刘瑾立即反应过来,有种晚来一步的慌张,急声问道:“不会是沈之厚那小子来访吧?”
钱宁一怔,随即摇头:“并非是兵部沈尚书,而是司马真人,他不是一直嚷嚷要为陛下找寻灵丹妙药吗?他现在正在里面跟陛下交谈,因涉及炼制丹药之事,陛下不允许我等旁听,只能出来等候……”
刘瑾听到司马真人的名字,顿时心头火起,破口大骂道:“这神棍,居然还在京师招摇撞骗?之前他不是说要去终南山找寻奇草炼制长生不老药吗,怎么几日便回了?莫不是想跟陛下说,他是腾云驾雾赶回来的?”
钱宁苦笑道:“这个小人就不知了……小人原本想在司马真人去终南山的路上动些手脚,让其暴毙途中,谁知道刚出京此人便杳无踪迹,派去盯梢的人没办法只能回来复命。公公若对此存疑,可等陛下传召后召其问话……如今还是等陛下见过司马真人再说吧。”
刘瑾冷笑不已:“咱家有紧急军务,必须要面见陛下,谁也不得阻拦。你让开一边,出了事情与你无关,若你横加阻拦的话,休怪咱家……”没等他把话说完,钱宁便识相地退到一边去了。
刘瑾瞪了钱宁一眼,这才大踏步走到院子门口,也不敲门,直接撞开门便往里面闯,边小跑边大声喊道:“陛下,宣府大捷……”
等他定住脚步看清楚,发现眼前的画面让他尴尬异常。
此时大厅内,朱厚照和司马真人正抱着女人喝酒,举起的酒杯都停在半空中,二人同时侧头看向刘瑾。
朱厚照当即将手中的酒杯掷于地上,发出“砰”的一声,怒喝道:“好你个刘瑾,居然擅闯朕之私邸,钱宁没守在门口?”
刘瑾赶紧解释:“回陛下,老奴前来,是因为宣府大捷啊。”
“什么大捷!朕问你为何要擅闯朕之私宴?你……”朱厚照站起身,上前就要对跪倒在地的刘瑾拳打脚踢。
司马真人跟着站了起来,笑呵呵地看了伏地不断磕头的刘瑾,和事佬一般说道:“陛下,此事怕怪不得刘公公……刘公公说有紧急军情,或许比贫道所说的事情还要重要几分,事关大明江山社稷,不能疏怠!”
朱厚照本已举起拳头,听到此话,终于罢手,声色俱厉道:“你这狗奴才,说吧,到底是怎么回事?如果你虚张声势打扰朕,莫怪朕砍了你的狗头!”
刘瑾暗恨司马真人,心中非常不甘,委屈地说道:“陛下,真的是宣府大捷啊!宣大总制孙秀成和隆庆卫指挥使李频,派出兵马将鞑靼主力击败,击杀和俘虏鞑靼过千!”
边关发往朝廷的战报,十有七八会虚报。
这时代将士晋升的唯一机会,就是获取战功,而大明对上鞑靼时一向属于防守一方,想取得一场胜利可说难比登天。
因此形成大明边军虚报战功的传统,十个人头的功劳会吹嘘成一百个,一百个人头的功劳则夸张为五百个、一千个也就不稀奇了。
虚报战功衍生出来的问题,就是杀良冒功。
边军杀的良民中不但包括鞑靼人的平民,还有大明边境一带的百姓,甚至有以民女头颅冒充鞑子首级之事。
刘瑾不明就里,以为这是一场难得的大胜,于是便按照战报描述的内容呈报朱厚照,为的是邀功请赏。
果不其然,朱厚照听到刘瑾呈奏的“大捷”后,顿时喜上眉梢:“果真如此?战报在何处?”
刘瑾赶紧拿出宣大总督孙秀成派人快马加鞭送来的战报,呈递朱厚照面前:“请陛下御览。”
朱厚照接过战报,迫不及待展开,看完后哈哈大笑:“没想到,朕还没去宣府,战事就结束了!一次斩获上千人,这功劳可不小……在没有兵部沈尚书亲临一线指挥的情况下,也能取得如此胜利,说明我大明将士没有传言中那么不堪嘛……嗯,朕一定要好好封赏有功之臣。”
刘瑾脸上满是笑容,皇帝这一高兴,他之前擅闯的罪过也就可以不被追究了。
司马真人连声恭贺:“恭喜陛下贺喜陛下,大明在宣府取得大捷,看来距离陛下亲自领兵扫平草原之日不远矣!”
论巴结人的本事,司马真人不在刘瑾之下。
刘瑾看了嘴巴就像抹了蜜一般的司马真人一眼,就算脸上带着笑容,其中却蕴含几分狠辣味道,他对司马真人这样博得皇帝宠信的佞臣起了杀机。
以刘瑾的性格,绝对不容许旁人跟自己争宠,皇帝的宠信就像是一块瑰宝,谁跟他争夺分享,他就让谁万劫不复。
朱厚照突然想起一件事,皱眉道:“刘公公,为何这件事是由你来呈奏,而不是沈尚书或者谢阁老?”
“这么大的事情,没走通政使司和五军都督府渠道,而是直接送到司礼监……就没旁人过问吗?”
边军立下大功,朱厚照首先想到的是兵部,继而想到他信任的老师沈溪。
这件事不是由兵部送呈,而是由刘瑾上奏,非常不合规矩,朱厚照不由产生怀疑。
刘瑾早就想好对答之言,道:“回陛下,战报是由宣大总督孙秀成呈递京城,快马送到宫门,由吏部尚书刘宇带入宫中,想当面呈交陛下,老奴适逢其会,于是主动请缨转达。孙秀成和李频二人,乃刘尚书举荐,之前老奴对陛下多有提及……”
“是吗?”
朱厚照心中多少还是有些疑问。
刘瑾笑道:“自然没错,这二人说起来都是陛下亲手提拔,这次战功也应该有陛下一份才对……陛下慧眼识才,刚提拔出几个人,就能立下如此大功,殊为不易啊!”
朱厚照得意洋洋,自大地道:“那可不,朕乃当世伯乐,这天下间英才,自然难逃朕之法眼……对于这次战事有功之臣,朕要亲自颁赏,另外,朕要明令天下,让所有人都知道朕乃盛世明君!”
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