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“护士小姐,一看您就是善良的人,不过这照顾病人,还是男的方便点吧。”

冯永康先拍了个马屁。紧接着说道:“我这东西伤的是手臂,到时候要是上个厕所什么的。还是我去扶好了。”

冯永康眼睛十分尖,他看到护士的工牌上写着实习两个字,也就是说,这个护士十有是医科大的学生,自己说出那番话,肯定会被其接纳的。

“那……好吧。你们不准喧哗,等到他的药打完了,你们按按铃叫我!”

果然,冯永康的这番话起了效果,让一个实习的护士女生去伺候男人上厕所。的确没谁会喜欢的。

“没问题,绝对没问题!”冯永康笑眯眯的说道:“您先您的,我送您出去吧!”

“妈的,这小子那么殷勤,肯定憋着坏呢,这才刚大一,就想泡妞啊?”

等到冯永康送护士出了门,朱凯一脸不爽的骂了起来,他的性格要比冯永康内敛许多,可是说不出那些不要脸皮的话来。

“泡妞?或许吧?”

秦风闻言笑了起来,伸出没受伤的右手从床头柜的袋子里掏出了个苹果,在被单子上蹭了蹭放嘴里就咬了一大口。

“哎,我说哥们,这是医院啊?你就不怕有病毒?”朱凯被秦风的举动给愣住了,这里到处都是一股子消毒水的味道,吃苹果那也要削皮啊。

“不干不净吃了没病!”

秦风含糊不清的嘟囔道:“没听护士说嘛,这是特护病房,卫生肯定和一般病房不一样,能吃出病毒那才怪了。”

“说的倒也是。”朱凯点了点头,他只是心理接受不了秦风这种不讲卫生的习惯罢了。

“对了,我走……不对,晕倒之后怎么样了?”

秦风老神在在的问道,原本苍白的有些吓人的脸色,基本上已经恢复了正常,眼下没有了外人,他没必要一直控制着气血流通。

反正只要有领导和医生进来,秦风能在瞬间,就让自己脸色惨的像是得了难以治愈的绝症模样,还保准让这医院最先进的设备都查不出个子丑寅卯来。

“嘿,你别说,你晕倒之后那教官吓坏了,还是他背着你来医院的呢。”

说到这事,朱凯顿时兴奋了起来,口若悬河的将现场发生的事情都说了一遍,嘿嘿笑道:“秦风,你小子可出名了,连院长都知道你了,恐怕这次京大的三千新生,谁都没你名气大!”

朱凯这番话却是有点幸灾乐祸,军训的时候被教官打昏掉了,这事儿可不怎么光荣,秦风的这名气,可是要打上括弧号的。

“院长都知道了?”

秦风摸了摸下巴,想了一下说道:“那不是可以要点好处了?有些课的学分要是修不够的话,你说学校会不会给点政策啊?”

虽然是在上大学,但秦风可不愿意耽误这几年的时间,他以后在学校的时间,绝对会小于在外面折腾的时间,这是在未雨绸缪呢。

“哎,你别说,还真是这理,现在你要提出这要求,说不定校长就会答应呢。”

听到秦风的话后,朱凯的眼睛亮了起来,有些懊悔的说道:“妈的,早知道我也摔这么一下了,回头就说脑子摔坏了,考试不及格那得给通过啊!”

“脑子坏了?直接就让你退学了!”

秦风闻言翻了白眼,又从袋子里拿出一根香蕉吃了起来,刚才那一番折腾是很耗费体力的,他这会肚子早就饿的咕咕叫了。

“你小子到底有毛病没啊?刚才在操场上还惨的像是被十个八个人给轮了一遍的样子,现在就这么能吃了?”

看到秦风的表现,朱凯不由狐疑了起来,这一会秦风就干掉两个苹果四根香蕉了,正常人也没这般能吃啊?

“唔,我这人生病就爱吃东西。”

秦风含糊不清的将话题引到了冯永康身上,说道:“冯永康去了这么就不回来,你说他去干嘛了?”

朱凯果然被秦风的话转移了注意力,撇了撇嘴不屑的说道:“还能干嘛?泡妞呗,奶奶的,这小子毛不知道长齐没有,居然就敢泡学姐了?”

秦风摇了摇头,说道:“我说不是泡妞,咱俩打个赌不?”

“赌什么?”朱凯来了兴趣。

“我要是赢了,给你个方子,你帮我抓了中药去炖老母鸡,连着一星期,当然,钱是你出!”

秦风看到朱凯想说话,摆了摆手说道:“我要是输了,你大学这五年的内裤外衣,全都归我洗了,怎么样,这条件很优厚吧?”

“五年的衣服全都是你洗?”

朱凯眼珠子滴溜溜的转了起来,秦风开出的条件,的确很优厚,吃一个星期的老母鸡才几个钱?哪里比得上洗五年的衣服?

朱凯的祖上其实不是豫省人,而是晋省人,祖上曾经开过银庄票号,家境十分富裕。

解放后朱家虽然破败了下来,但瘦死的骆驼比马大,靠着祖上留下的一些家底,朱凯的父亲做起了古玩生意,家资少说也有几千万。

所以就算是输了,朱凯也能掏得出这笔钱,只是他生性谨慎,怕秦风给他下套子,这才犹豫再三。

“哥们一口吐沫一个钉!”秦风斩钉截铁的说道:“当然是五年的衣服,而且我要是输了,连被子都给你洗了!”

“好,我赌了,我就赌冯永康是去泡妞的,你赌他是去干嘛的?”

朱凯想了好一会,除了认为色令智昏的冯永康是去泡妞之外,他再也想不到那小子追着护士出去会做什么事情了。

ps:ps:又是三更万字,月底了,还有月票否?

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