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汗……司空艺……你的脸皮果然是钢铁铸造的,竟然让我给你按摩……不过今天我忍了,谁让我的好奇心已经作怪到了极点呢!
“遵命……艺老大……您准备坐在哪里??”
司空艺懒洋洋地伸了一个懒腰,然后一头栽到了床上,“我坐累了,还是趴着舒服,你干脆坐我腰上吧,从颈椎到肩胛,还有脊椎都给我按摩按摩……”
“我觉得我是不是该收点服务费??”
“你不能收费的,要是你收费了,那你岂不是成了………………”
司空艺的话还没有说完,就已经被我的“高”按摩技巧折磨得惨叫不断了……嘿嘿……
“哎呦…………………………哎呦……………………你要杀人呀??…………哇…………啊……………………………………轻点好不好??…………一会我的脖子非断掉不可…………”
“嘿嘿……是你要我按摩的嘛,我的技术就是这样的……………别耍赖,快点给我讲讲你和那个盖世才女颜若花的关系展得怎么样了??”
“展还是很顺利的!我最初把我尘封了多年的手艺又拿了出来,借此来引起颜若花的注意……”
“你尘封多年的手艺是?????????”
“亏你还是和我同窗将近2o余载的铁哥们儿呢,连我尘封多年的手艺都猜不出么???”
“别告诉我,你尘封多年的手艺就是你当初写打油诗一语双关暗骂历史老师的独门手艺……”
“你别以偏概全呀……文章合为时而著,歌诗合为事而作嘛……碰到当骂之人之时便用以骂之……碰到当赞之人时,便用以赞之…………”
“别拽了…………继续说……”
“嗯……以我一代风流才子的卓然妙笔,不肖几日,我便和颜若花对上了,我们两个人在论坛上你来我往,诗言词对,越是和她共在文词间游憩,就越是觉得她妙笔生花、才情出众,然后我就问她可否给我一个机会为她研墨展纸,共执水墨丹青一幅??”
“呵呵……原来你为了和她见个面,就浪费了这么多的心思了??”
“想和这种心清智杰的才女见面当然不能直接说了,不然人家铁定是连睬都不睬你的……”
“那么她同意你和她见面了么??”
“她提了一个小要求,她要我每天为她赋诗一,她会为我的每一诗都配一幅画,等我写满99,她就会和我见面,并和我一起来完成第1oo幅字画!”
“你现在写了多少了??”
“36了……”
“路漫漫其修远兮……哥们儿……加油吧……”
“你怎么也拽起来了???”
“被你传染的…………”
“我想小憩一下……晚安……………………呼…………………………”
时至今日,我仍然不知道自己到底是害了他??还是帮了他??他在追求颜若花的长期拉锯战中,他那长年潜藏的文学才华逐渐显露了出来,一时间宿舍里堆了很多他参加有奖征文而获得的奖品,时不时他还会接到某些杂志的约稿,他从以前的花花公子形象已经逐渐变成了我们宿舍的才俊文豪……之所以说是我们宿舍的才俊文豪,而不说是我们班或是说我们学校的,这也是有原因的;由于司空艺写文章用的都是笔名,所以大家即使看到他写的文章,也绝对不会想到是他!而宿舍里的人要么是根本就不知道这么一回事,要么就是三缄其口,绝对不会对外传播的!(为什么不向外宣传???我们宿舍的男生还不至于傻到替司空艺这等帅哥的脸上继续贴金……)
白驹过隙,99诗也不过是99个日日夜夜,在他们约定的第1oo天,司空艺高兴地对我说:“我可以和她见面了!”
“小心希望越大失望越大…………要是颜若花不是美女……亏死你……”
“我现在突然觉得也许是不是美女都无所谓了!”
“如果你的眼睛可以忍受……………………”
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“我想现在应该吧??”
“真的??”
“哎?……颜若花的e—maIL过来了!”
“哦??说什么了???”
“说了今天见面的时间和地点呢!”
“还有附件呢……看看附件里是什么??”
“是一个Jpg文件,这种文件可以捆绑木马病毒呢!你说她会不会下毒??”
“她向你下毒干什么????”
“哈哈……要是我中了木马病毒,她就可以随意地入侵我的领地了!!别忘了她可是解密高手而且也是黑客一名……”
“那你还看不看附件呢???”
“看呀!!不入虎穴焉得虎子??舍不得孩子套不来狼嘛!”
“你想引狼入室??”
“别瞎紧张,没根本就没捆绑病毒呢!”
1秒……2秒……3秒…………Jpg图片在电脑的显示器上慢慢地打开了……
图片上还有一行用ps加上的文字:“灵魂黑客(司空艺的网名),你好!为了见面时,我们不要错过,我特玉照一张,咱们不见不散!_……”
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先看到这么一行文字,然后看着照片一点一点地崭露着头脚……
头……眉毛……鼻子……嘴…………………………………………
我实在是无法忍受了:“天呀…………………………好丑呀…………这真的是人类的一员嘛????”
连我这个视觉正常的人都无法忍受了,那个曾经信誓旦旦说自己视觉至上的司空艺竟然意外的毫无反应,难道是惊吓过度??????
司空艺瞟了我一眼:“你这人还真是没品味,那些空有其表的花瓶好看有什么用??她们连唐诗宋词都分不清呢!”
“艺老大…………你难道被洗脑了??你的眼睛看了这么丑的人,不会烂掉么??”
“不会呀……基本还是可以看出是人类的,虽然零件在安装的时候可能生了一点误差……”
照片继续伴随着我们的对话展开着…………胸部……腹部……大腿……小腿……脚……
胸部………………………………………………………………
在我的视线在颜若花的胸部停留了3秒之后我不得不再次惊呼:“他是男的???”
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