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我现在真的是搞不懂到底是我不正常,还是他们不正常了……

“喂……你笑什么呢?你先给我说个明白你再笑。更多小说ltxsba.com”

“哈哈哈…………你这个人呀……哈哈哈哈…………我本来以为你顶多也就是栽到邱雨绵手里而已,现在看来,没准你哪天被他吃掉也有可能呢……哈哈哈哈……”

“什么吃掉呀??现在都进入文明社会了,不会有人吃人的现象了……”

我还没说完,司空艺竟然笑得更凶了……他在床上捂着肚子狂笑不止,真是气煞人也!!不过话说回来了,他要是笑死了,我可不负法律责任……笑死人不用偿命的!

“哈哈哈……你…………哈哈哈……是真不明白??还是假不明白呀?……哈哈哈……”

“明白什么呀??你别笑了,你给我起来好好说话……”

“呵呵……你知道不知道这一个耳环和这一缕头都有什么说法么?”

“这还能有什么说法?”

“呵呵……看来你是真不知道了!”

“你到是知道了,你到是说呀!”

“呵呵……解铃还需系铃人……你还是去问邱雨绵吧……哈哈哈”

“你这个样子……还算是我的铁哥们儿呀?”

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“呵呵……无论我什么样子,我是你铁哥们儿的这个事实都是不会变的……呵呵”

以前一向可以为我传道、授业、解惑的司空艺,这次竟然意外地无视我的任何提问……这还真是世纪末乱像呀!!!难道真的是到了世纪末了?

自从碰到了邱雨绵,整个世界似乎变得是越来越邪门了!司空艺最近居然有时看到我就莫名其妙地大笑不止,问也问不出他到底是在笑什么!而邱雨绵也是邪门,天天都能看到她穿着我送她的那件衣服在我眼前晃来晃去!我承认你穿比我穿好看,你也不用天天这么炫耀吧??

不过邪门归邪门,起码习惯了也就不觉得邪门了,可见人类的适应能力还是宇宙霹雳无敌强的!

不过,有些事情一旦知道了真相,就绝对不是那么容易习惯的了……

话说某日的中午吃饭时间,本少去洗澡……

为什么午饭时间洗澡??当然是因为这个时段人少了,不用排队……

不过今天好像有一个和我想法一样的家伙,咦?这一头长长的头……

“邱雨绵???”

我话音一落,邱雨绵转过头来看着我,笑了笑说:“呵呵……有缘千里来相会……”

直到此刻,我终于明白了一个一直困惑我的问题……那就是邱雨绵的真实性别,原来他是个男的……这个问题又被司空艺猜对了!我竟然又猜错了,多么难以想象呀,这么一张可爱无比的脸蛋竟然是长在男人的身体上,这绝对是上帝犯的一个错误……

不过绝对不能表示出惊讶来呀,不然也太不礼貌!

“你怎么也这个时候来洗澡?”

“呵呵……我说过咱们有很多相同的兴趣呀!”

“这也相同?太邪门了吧?”

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我一边冲淋浴一边和邱雨绵聊天,谁料他竟然神不知鬼不觉地就扑抱了过来……

“我来帮你搓澡吧……_”

“我又不是残疾人,我干吗要你帮我搓??”

“要是你这么说的话,我把你弄残疾了就行了吧……嘿嘿”

天呀……好可怕呀!你们谁能想象出来眼前这个貌若天使般的家伙一脸纯真无邪的笑容,说着这么凶残的话的样子么……

“啊~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~”

你们谁没听过杀人的声音,赶紧过来听吧。

谁能想到邱雨绵竟然真的言出必行,他两只手在我的两个手肘关节一捏,两阵通彻心肺的痛楚由关节处传了过来,若不是我强忍着,眼泪都差点掉了下来……

“你疯了……你这是干什么??”

“呵呵……没什么……只是让你残疾一会儿而已……我的推拿按摩技术很好的,我只是让你脫臼一下而已,我一会再帮你复位!”

天呀……我为什么非要在清净的时候洗澡呀,现在澡堂里除了这个貌似天使的小恶魔之外,别无他人,连个能救我的人都没有了!

可怕呀!可怕!真是太可怕了!

“你说的轻巧,你怎么不把你自己弄脫臼了试试,你这么玩,我都快痛死了!”

“你怎么知道我没弄过我自己??我为了找到正确的手感,没少拿我自己做试验呢!”

“你没事试验这个干什么?”

“为了治病救人呀!”

“你确信你不是害人??”

邱雨绵只笑不语,他拿起泡芙,并在上边倒了很多的沐浴露,然后他竟然真的开始帮我搓澡了,一团一团柔和的白色泡沫围绕着我们两个人,恍惚间似乎有点如梦似幻的感觉,就在这种氛围让人觉得有些陶醉时,邱雨绵竟然放下了泡芙,他用他那柔滑的芊芊玉指在我的脊椎骨上滑来滑去的,好像在和那团白色的泡沫做游戏,嗖……的一下,他的手指竟然就一直顺着脊椎骨滑了下去……

“喂……你在摸哪里呢???”

“我在摸一朵可爱的小菊花呢!”

“你神经错乱呀?人身上怎么会长出菊花来?”

“呵呵……有呀……菊花……”

“没听过……好痒呀,你别摸了!”

邱雨绵这个人真是奇怪,从碰见他那天起,他就奇怪的要命……真不知道摸别人有什么可好玩的??

“喂!你有电话了!”一个可爱的婴儿手机铃声响了起来,这种三星,一定是邱雨绵的啦!

他把我拉到了淋浴的水流之下,自己跑过去接电话了!

他聊了一会儿,面带几分幽怨地回来了,还在那里小声地嘀咕着:“到嘴的鸭子要飞了,这次看来是吃不了了……真是可惜……”

难道打电话给他的人,本来要请他吃烤鸭,现在又取消了??那他还真是可怜呀!

不过好像又不是这么回事,他又说到:“我的试验报告好像出了一点问题,我要立刻回去改试验报告了!你自己洗吧……”

“那你到是先把你弄脫臼的关节弄好呀……”

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“呵呵……现在就弄好还真是可惜了……留个纪念吧……”

他又跑了出去,竟然拿了一个数码相机回来……他这是要干什么呀?

“咯……嗤……”

“喂……你干吗照我呀??你知不知道,你这是侵犯我个人肖像权呀?”

“_……我只是自己看,又不是用于商业目的,不会侵犯你肖像权的!”

他走过来,微笑着说:“来……我来给你复位,你把眼睛闭上!”

“你复位,我干吗要闭眼呀?”

“你看着我复位的话会更痛呢,要是不看可以减轻疼痛呢!”

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