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“喂……你干什么?”
“我帮你快移动到跆拳道馆呀!呵呵……因为你现在胳膊腿还都在呀,你可一定要去!我是自愿帮助你的,你不用感谢我的!”
汗……不是这个问题吧?我这么一个大男人被他这么一个帅得惊天地、泣鬼神的大男人这么抱来抱去的,他好意思,我可不好意思!
“不用你猫哭耗子假慈悲,我自己去!”
“呵呵……你快点抱紧我脖子,不然一会儿下楼,摔死你我可不管!”
“喂!我还没买人身意外险呢!~~喂~~~”
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“呵呵……你稍微忍耐一下,一会儿到楼下,我就放你下来,我开摩托驮你过去!”
“在楼道里被人看到怎么办??”
“这会儿,大家都吃饭呢,才没人在楼道里瞎溜达呢!!呵呵……你就放1oo个心吧!”
“喂……放我下来呀!~~~~~~喂~~”
“呵呵……你继续叫!估计本来是没有人会看到的,你要是再叫,没准一会儿好奇的人反到是出来看了哦!”
汗!司空艺说的话好像总是有道理的!忍了!不叫就不叫了,不过被他弄到跆拳道馆,我不是更惨么?我这种全部零件似乎全都要罢工的身体,要是再被教练摧残一个半小时,恐怕我明天会连爬都爬不动了!
先不管远的不幸了,先管近的不幸吧!不过不幸中的万幸,司空艺把我抱下楼这及其挫伤本人自尊心的一幕好在没有被任何人看到!然后他把我放到了他摩托的后座上,及其开心的飞奔上路了!不知道他为什么这么的开心,他竟然还一路上开心的哼着小曲。龙腾小说网ltxsba.com一会儿哼着黄征、羽泉的'奔跑':“度七十迈,心情是自由自在,希望终点是爱琴海,全力奔跑梦在彼岸,我们想漫游世界,看奇迹就在眼前,等待夕阳染红了天,肩并着肩许下心愿,随风奔跑自由是方向,追逐雷和闪电的力量,把浩瀚的海洋装进我胸膛,即使再小的帆也能远航,
随风飞翔有梦作翅膀,敢爱敢做勇敢闯一闯,哪怕遇见再大的风险再大的浪,也会有默契的目光。”
他时而又不知道在笑什么,又开始哼唱水木年华的'一生有你':“因为梦见你离开,
我从哭泣中醒来,看夜风吹过窗台,你能否感受我的爱,等到老去那一天,你是否还在我身边,看那些誓言谎言,随往事慢慢飘散。多少人曾爱慕你年轻时的容颜,可知谁愿承受岁月无情的变迁,多少人曾在你生命中来了又还,可知一生有你我都陪在你身边,当所有一切都已看平淡,是否有一种坚持还留在心间。”
真不知道他是不是又想起了那个让他魂牵梦系,却又让他没有“食”的盖世才子兼绝世丑男的花荣了!看他以前想到什么方法算计花荣时,好像就是这种表情!难道花荣远在千里之外,他也能想出办法来算计么??
目光所及之处是司空艺那开心而又似乎有点邪恶的帅气笑脸,耳边回响的是他那可以媲美原唱的动听歌喉,触手可及之处更是他那骨感而又坚实的身体……每当身处这种掺杂了视觉、听觉、触觉……多种美妙感觉的时候,时间似乎总是过得飞快无比,他那一路上轻松、悠扬的歌声骤然停了下来。啊……这么快就到了跆拳道馆了……
司空艺停好了摩托之后,面带微笑地看着本少:“你还在蘑菇什么?你要是再不下来,我可要把你抱下来了!”
上帝呀!司空艺是不是又大脑进水、小脑萎缩、脑干抽筋……了?他最近怎么变得越来越莫名其妙了?我们相识了2o余年,他从来没像最近这么怪异过,而且最奇怪的是他只在陪我来练跆拳道时,看上去是这么的怪异;他练他自己喜欢的柔道时,也没见他有这么反常呀!
“艺老大呀!我真诚地恳请您就袖手旁观一下吧,本人还没有残疾到这个程度!你要知道像我这么有民族气节且又很有骨气的中国人是时刻都在奉行‘自力更生,艰苦创业……’的伟大精神的!”
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“呵呵……你最近似乎是越来越罗嗦了哦!”
汗~罗嗦是缓兵之计嘛!现在这么严重的肌肉痛,说实话和半个残疾人也没什么区别了,行动迟缓也非我所愿呀……
我下了摩托,咬了咬牙,以现在所能达到的最快度走到了跆拳道馆里,对国旗、道旗鞠躬;(啊~~腰痛呀~~~)然后对教练鞠躬(啊~~腰更痛了~~)。然后……本少终于可以坦然地以龟爬之度行进了!哈哈哈哈……
为什么进了道馆就可以这样?道理很简单,来这里的新生一个一个全都是半残疾的模样,一个一个都是腿似灌了铅、脚若踩針氈,所以本少就算走的姿势再难看,走得再慢,也没有人会觉得奇怪!
待我龟爬到了男更衣室,司空艺竟然都已经换好了道服了!汗……可见我现在的行动能力已经退化到了什么地步了吧?
司空艺一边整理换下来的便装,一边似乎很关切地问到:“用不用我帮你换衣服呀?”
“免……我自力更生!”
“呵呵……你还真是狗咬呂洞賓不识好人心呀!”
你会有好心呀?看你这么开心,就知道你肯定又在动什么坏心眼了!要是活了这么多年,我还不知道你是把你的快乐建立在别人的痛苦至上,我“王”字就倒着写!哼……
(画外音:“王”字倒着写,好像还是“王”呀?)
“你要是换完了,就赶快出去,别在这里占着茅坑不拉屎……”
“嘿嘿……这里可千真万确的不是茅坑哦,你怎么能说这么干净优雅的地方是茅坑呢?既然不是茅坑,我还就偏在这里呆着了!”
司空艺说完,竟然就站在那里一脸坏笑地看着本少更衣……
汗……人类的眼睛都是用来看美好的事务的吧?本少现下换衣服的画面不但称不上是美景,而且可能更像是卓别林的滑稽表演,活似是一个多年没有膏油的废旧机器人在运行着某个蹩脚的程序一般……在本少克服着那无可奈何而又挥之不去的全身肌肉痛换好道服后,司空艺脸上的笑容好像生了微妙的变化,从刚才坏坏的笑变成了一种温柔的笑,然后他竟然搭着我的肩膀,和我一起走出了更衣室。
“艺……你有没有感觉到,那个梳着一个马尾的漂亮mm正在看你?”
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“呵呵……你只猜对了一半……”
“嗯?一半?”
“呵呵……原来你真的还没现呢!看来我原本是过高地估计了你的智商了!”
“你什么意思?”
“我的意思是说,那个mm不单单是在看我,她是在看咱们两个!”
“嗯?这到是奇了!和你在一起的时候,向来你都是众mm目光的聚集地,还真是没见过哪次有人能稍微用余光看看我的呢!”
“呵呵……那是因为,以前的那些mm只不过是普通的女生而已!这个mm不是普通的女生啦!”
“哪里不普通了?是长了三头六臂了?还是开了了?还是她的背后有什么背后灵附身了?还是你看到她的头上有天使的光环?还是她的背后有天使的羽翼?还是她的身后有恶魔的小尾巴了?……”
“呵呵……你是不是闲书看得太多了?满脑子都是这么莫名其妙的东西?”
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