第六十四章 诡异
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可能感受到焦大快要压抑不住的怒火,贾环也觉得做的忒不地道些,别的不说,人家焦太爷是贾家的恩人,有大功于贾族。再说了,人家八十多的老汉了,再去嘲笑人家,人品也太……
好吧,贾环承认他人品三俗了。
贾环自认是爷们,知错就改,很郑重的对焦大鞠躬行礼后,贾环真诚的道:“太爷,为何无缘无故的发笑,这我得给你解释清楚。
是这样的,我隐约记得,链二哥曾经给我们讲过一出笑话,具体是什么我记不清了,反正也是一个姓焦的,他去青楼里嗨皮,最后在行房事时,发明了一套法子,就叫九浅,一深。太爷,我错了,真错了,您要是觉得气不过,就再踹我两脚。您这把子年纪,踹我我也不怨你。
只是,我现在毕竟身子骨太弱,经不起您踹。您看这样行不行,等我练好了武功,最好练成金钟罩、铁布衫、金刚不坏神功什么的,您老再来踹,那样踹的也过瘾,您说是不是?”
焦大闻言,面色舒缓了些,冷冷的哼了声,道:“你那个二哥真真是个混账,你这么点子年纪,就给你讲……哼,你也是不学好,好的记不住,就记这些没用的。行了,别废话了,继续练。”
贾环见过关了,大喜,不过想了想还是提出了建议,道:“太爷,和您打个商量,您看这样行不行,为了让我不再笑场……当然,不是我想笑,要是能让我选择,我当然不想记起那些不健康的回忆,只是谁能控制这些,您说是不是?所以,咱们要面对现实,想办法解决问题才是重要的。
您看,您说到九浅后,能不能别说一深,说十深!这样不就好了吗?”
焦大闻言叹了口气,点点头,道:“那就这样吧。”
说罢,两人又开始从头练习起来。
……
“你确定他还活着?”
中年道人脸色惨白,没有一丝血色,他听到马道婆的话后,皱眉问道。
马道婆连连赌咒,道:“千真万确,我哪有胆量欺骗师兄?师兄,我前儿个才见着他的面,也没人来告之我他突然死了。如果他死了,那贾府一定会派人来通知我的,我如今在贾府也算是能说的上话的人了。”
中年道人闻言,冷哼了声,道:“那究竟是怎么一回事?”
马道婆连连诉苦道:“师兄啊,师妹要是知道这是怎么回事,哪里还会来找……呃,也会来看师兄的。就是……唉,师妹我是真不知道啊。对了师兄,师妹看你刚才受伤了,怎么样,严重吗?”
中年道人闻言,脸上怒气一闪而逝,冷声道:“怎么,你就这么盼望我这个当师兄的遭殃受难?”
马道婆连忙摆手道:“师兄这是哪里话,只是我看刚才……”
“没什么,就是没有预料到会有这个变故,一时不慎吃了个暗亏。师兄我道行深厚,那些魑魅魍魉又能耐我何?行了,你还有事吗?没事就先散了。至于那荣国庶子,改日,我找个机会,亲自去见上一见!”
中年道人咬牙切齿道。
马道婆闻言,连连道谢,然后起身,就要离开。
只是她人还没走出门口,就听身后道人的声音幽幽传来:“师妹,不要忘记你先前说过的话。师兄可不愿有朝一日,亲自去你那药王庙上走一遭。”
马道婆闻言如遭雷击,她瞠目结舌道:“可是师兄,你还没……”
“没有可是,就这样吧,我还有事,你速速离去。”
说罢,中年道人猛一挥宽袖,殿门无风自开,马道婆脸色狰狞了半天,最终却只能长叹一声,转身离去。
待到马道婆出门后,殿门又径自关闭,殿内深处,中年道人一口血又喷出。
只是,这一次喷出的却是黑血。
九幽冥界之危,又岂是那么简单?
吐完血后,道人眼睛一翻,便昏了过去。
昏迷前,他口中仍旧念叨着两个字:
“贾环……”
……
“你有什么感觉?”
练完一次完整的吐纳呼吸后,焦大目光灼灼的看着贾环,问道。
贾环有些莫名其妙,道:“什么什么感觉?”
焦大闻言,浑浊的老眼忽地一亮,神态竟然有些焦急,道:“你难得没觉得哪里刺痛?就像刀割一样?”
贾环更加莫名了,低头看了看自己的排骨身板儿,摇头道:“没啊,不过也没觉得有什么气流内功,气感没有,屁感微弱……”
说罢贾环就有些后悔了,他觉得焦大实在不是一个识趣的人,不该跟他随便开玩笑,心道这下老头子又要发怒了。
只是让贾环奇怪的是,他居然没有等到焦大的训斥。
抬头看去,发现焦大竟然满脸泪水,激动的在打摆子。
贾环大骇,道:“太爷,不就跟您开个玩笑吗?您这也太……要不您揍我两下出出气?”
焦大缓缓的摇头,激动道:“我终于等到了,我终于等到了,我等了整整六十年,六十年呐!老头子我终于又等到贾家出现一个有练武根骨的子弟了。老太爷啊!阿忠,终于不会让您老的在天之灵,抱憾了!”
……
PS:感谢余光扫遍世界兄的再次打赏,感谢东月离歌兄的打赏。
另……咳,不是求收藏啦,简单说一下,虽然有道人的出现,但基本上也就到此为止,只是填一下马道婆的坑,她在原著里也是有一定笔墨的。而且武功什么的只是辅助,主线不会是去升级打怪练武功的!
最后,嘿嘿,求个收藏,求个推荐
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