第414章 把你男人借我解解馋
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“杨浩，你这人太逗了，简直要笑死我了，对不起，让我先笑会儿，我怕我再不笑出来，我要被憋死了，我已经憋了一晚上了……”
韦韵竹跟着秋允贞上了杨浩的车，才一上车，韦韵竹便哈哈笑了起来，抱着秋允贞的胳膊，笑的仿佛喘不过气。龙腾小说ltxsba.com
秋允贞脸上也有着几分怪怪的神色，瞪了杨浩一眼，却没说话。
杨浩看着笑得花枝乱颤的韦韵竹，眨了折睛道：“我想起一个笑话，你们要不要听。”
秋允贞和韦韵竹都有些纳闷，杨浩怎么忽然想起讲笑话了，韦韵竹笑道：“你还会讲笑话啊，来，讲一个，让我们乐呵乐呵。”
杨浩从后视镜里看了一眼笑眯眯的韦韵竹，轻轻咳嗽了两声便开始讲到：“从前有12只小动物坐在船上过一条大河，船到中央，大家发现船漏水了，为了保证大多数小动物安全到达对岸，大家共同决定每人讲一个笑话，谁讲的笑话如果有人没笑，那就把讲笑话的那个小动物给扔到水里去。”
杨浩又看了一眼后排座的两个女人，却发现两个女人都很认真的在听，看起来她们并没有听过这个笑话，笑笑便继续开始讲了。
“聪明的猴子最先站了出来，讲了一个笑话，这个笑话很好笑，其他小动作都笑了出来，可是猪却板着脸，完全没笑，众人便把猴子给扔下了河，紧接着小狗和小马都讲了笑话，其他动物也都笑了，可是猪还是没笑，小狗和小马又被扔进河里去了。”
后排座的韦韵竹听着这个笑话，总感觉似乎这场景有些熟悉，她是非常熟知杨浩的，这家伙忽然要讲什么笑话，肯定是有缘由的，而且这缘由多半就在自己身上，或许还和自己刚才上车后发笑有关系。
虽然猜到这笑话听下去，恐怕会发生不好的事情，但是韦韵竹还是忍不住问道：“那猪为什么都不笑呢，难道他睡着了？”
杨浩哈哈一笑，你居然还发问，真的是太配合了。
“这下轮到大象讲笑话了，大象心里发虚啊，他觉得自己挺笨的，前面猴子啊小狗啊什么都这么聪明，可是他们讲的笑话猪都没有笑，自己讲的笑话肯定也不会笑吧，自己肯定要被扔进河里了，谁知大象刚开口要讲，猪却哈哈大笑起来，小动物们都惊讶了，大象还没有开讲呢，你怎么就笑了？”
“猪笑的前仰后合的说道‘猴子讲的笑话，真的是太好笑了，笑死我了！’”
韦韵竹和秋允贞都是无比聪慧的女人，听到这里已经完全反应过来，杨浩这分明是变着花样的在嘲笑韦韵竹呢，刚才她不是一直都没笑，后来上了车之后却是控制不住的大笑吗？
韦韵竹佯怒道：“好啊，杨浩，你胆子可真大啊，竟然敢拐弯抹角的骂我是猪，骂我反应慢，看我不收拾你！”
韦韵竹伸出手，便揪住了杨浩的脸，轻轻的拧了一下，然后一副光明正大女流氓的样子，收回了手，两个指头还轻轻搓了搓，笑嘻嘻的对秋允贞说道：“哟，你男人的脸还挺滑的，兵不错啊。”
秋允贞看着韦韵竹毫不忌讳的揪杨浩的脸，心中也有着一瞬间怪怪的感觉，听到韦韵竹如此流氓，忍不住没好气的打开了韦韵竹伸到她面前的手：“你这个女流氓，一边去。”
韦韵竹笑嘻嘻的趴在秋允贞身上，小巧的下巴点了点前方的杨浩：“怎么，捏了一下你男人，心疼了啊？”
秋允贞白了韦韵竹一眼，哼道：“他皮粗肉厚的，捏两下恐怕根本就没感觉，我心疼什么，倒是你，怎么现在越来越色了，像没见过男人一样，一脸花痴样，要不要这么……”
秋允贞的话一下子顿住了，后面的字似乎有些难以启齿，反倒是韦韵竹似乎明白了秋允贞的意思，一双眼睛微微眯了起来，嘴角翘起了几分性感的弧度：“？饥渴？”
秋允贞的话被韦韵竹给说出来了，秋允贞却反而大羞，飞快的偷看了一眼前面开车的杨浩，推了一把韦韵竹，低声道：“韦妖精，要死了你，这样的话，你都说得出口？”
韦韵竹毫不在意的笑道：“有什么不好说出口的，贞贞，你现在是饱汉不知饿汉饥啊，你身边有男人，天天睡觉有男人抱，可怜我这个小寡妇哦，总是孤枕难眠，午夜梦回总是泪湿枕头……贞贞，我们是好姐妹吧，把你男人借我解解馋吧？”
不仅秋允贞睁大了眼，就连开车的杨浩都震惊了。
韦韵竹也太牛叉了吧。
把你男人借我解解馋……这样的话，韦韵竹都讲的出口！
杨浩知道韦韵竹一直都是在小心翼翼的试探着秋允贞的态度，但是这也太那啥了，杨浩一时间都不知道用什么词语来形容这样的行为了。
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