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第四百八十四章 滑稽的巧遇

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全班的同学都盯着唐叶,想看看他怎么解围》青霞也愣住了,内心暗想:“这些幼稚的学生,都是被偶相剧害的。更多小说ltxsba.com”

唐叶笑着说:”我真服了你了,还搞这么多的玫瑰花,你也太有心了。行,我答应做你男朋友,不过只是在名义上面,等你减肥能减到一百斤的时候,我再跟你正式交往,这样怎么样?”

唐叶这样一回答,全身立即如炸开了锅一样,呜的一声,全都非常生气。唐叶将玫瑰花接了过来,同时也牵住班肥的手腕,将她拉了起来。

班肥非常高兴的说:“好,太好了,只要你答应就好,从今天起,我要努力减肥,等到春节的》时候,我一定会变成一个苗条女孩,为了爱情,我什么都愿意做,你现在不能不能当着全班的面亲我一下?“班肥用非常至诚的语气说道。

唐叶内心不禁大骂:“臭肥婆,这也太不要脸了,我亲你?开什么玩笑。你恶心了让我要吐了,就你那三天不刷牙发出来的口臭,恶心我都来不及。”唐叶正想拒绝,那班肥看唐叶眼神有些犹豫,立即双手攀上来,抱灼叶的嘴巴亲了一下,然后快速扭过身子,回到座位儿上来了。

全班的女孩,立即呜的一声,全都紧皱着脸,都像是得了便秘一样》青霞正想插几句话,这时候下课铃声响了起来,只得作罢。几个室友,正准备找唐叶聊聊,这时宋鹅老师走到教室门口说:“唐叶,办公室里有人找你。”

“知道了。”唐叶便朝办公室走去,所有同学还以为唐叶因为扰乱班级秩序,要挨批了。唐叶走到办公室里,只见里面坐着几个混混,都是头发寸短,嘴中叼着烟卷子,正在喷云吐雾。

唐叶一进门,门立即被呯的一声关住了。李斯丹站起来说:“唐叶,知不知道,为什么找你来?”

唐叶对这种事早就习以为常了,笑说:“因为你女朋友因为我,给你戴上了绿帽子。”

李斯丹突然一怒,但并没有发泄出来,而是笑道:“到这个时候还嘴硬,给我打。”四个混混立即挥舞钢管,朝唐叶攻击过来。唐叶懒得动手,大吼一声:“字。”声音特别大,一下子震住了几个男子,愣在原地也下不去手了。

唐叶一伸手,夺过一个人手中的钢管,扭腰一甩,钢管嗡嗡几声在空中打了几个转,硬是从李斯丹的面前飞过,直打在办公室后面的窗户上,啪的一声,一大块儿玻璃被砸的粉碎。其它人还没反应过来,盯着发愣的李斯丹。

李斯丹被吓得一手冷汗,气酬全被唐叶所震慑。唐叶笑道:“李斯丹,你是卢成的狗,别以为我不知道。你这条狗,就算是再叫上几条疯狗,你以为就能跟猛虎相对抗?若不是因为你是我的老师,今天我非要让你进医院不可,我给你面子,别有下次。”唐叶说完,拉开门来,快步的离开此地。

中午放学时,韩雪板着脸站在唐叶的右边,撅着嘴巴,就是不理唐叶。黄芳站在韩雪的右边,笑说:“唐叶,你怎么答应那肥猪了?你不会是喜欢那种类型的吧?”

“你希望我怎么做,将她大骂一顿吗?”

“那肯定了,那种毫不羞耻的肥猪,肯定要骂她,你好像对她还挺客气,我猜你内心肯定对她有意思?”黄芳笑说。韩雪也说:“你有未婚妻了,还答应那个肥猪,恶心不恶心,全班很多同学,都将这段视频录下来了,还发到了网上,这若是让我的巧巧姐知道了,肯定和你退婚。”

“你以为你的巧巧姐姐心眼儿就那么小吗?我是怕拒绝了她,她一时想不开,会跳楼自杀。我这样做,让她更有减肥的动力不是,你们俩好像很嫉妒她?”唐叶笑着说。

这时候,一个一身白色衣服的男孩,从唐叶身边身边走过,比唐叶高出一头,发型更像是韩国明星,叼着烟卷子,看起来酷毙了。韩雪立即盯着这男孩一直看,黄芳也盯着住,过了好久说:“喂,你看,人家比你长得帅?”

“就是,还比你皮肤白。”黄芳也加入了敌对阵营。

唐叶苦笑着说:“千万不要得罪女人,否则你的所有优点都会被她们否定,因为女人是情绪动物。”黄芳说:“你闭嘴吧,人家长的就是帅,是咱们学校音乐班的,上次我还在ktv见过他,他叫刘涛,非常的帅,是咱们学校里很多男孩的白马王子呢。”

“我看是白马配种王子差不多。”唐叶笑着说。

“去,跟你说也是白说,人家长的就是比你帅。”几人走进饭堂,唐叶坐了下来。校长卢雾星走了进来,大声说:“今天是圣诞节,今天晚上不用上课,大家出去玩要记得安全哦。”饭堂里立即一阵欢腾。

“圣诞节?”唐叶对节日不太注重,刚刚看到信前,放着两颗圣诞树,就才反应过来。韩雪笑道:“老土了吧你,圣诞节是西方的春节,现在流行西方文化,很多人在这一天恋爱。”

“那你呢,你怎么还单身呢?”唐叶笑问。

“我这么漂亮,谁配得上我啊,有几个男孩向我写情书,都被我拒绝了,被我骂了个狗血喷头,瞧瞧他们那屌丝样,还想追我,真是不撒泡尿照照。”

唐叶笑说:“既然是节日,那今天晚上,咱们就要庆祝一下。”

“怎么庆祝?”黄芳问。

“韩雪请客,到市内的大酒店里面,吃满汉全席,怎么样?”

“喂,凭什么让我请,我爸现在限制我花钱,每星期就给我五百块。”

“你不是有存款吗?”唐叶问。

“存款也被我爸冻结了,我有几十万的压岁钱,现在每天都不能乱花钱了。”

“那我可以先借给你,以后你再还给我,怎么样?”唐叶笑道。

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