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第八百二十章 屁声连连响

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唐叶稍加沉思,眼珠转动,随后笑说:“别担心,此人身上命数好几条,加入我们野龙帮,对他非常有利。龙腾小说ltxsba.com”

“怎么有利?”韩龙不解的问。

“杀手是干什么的,你知道吗?”

“杀人的。”

“对了,这种人属于游民,警察们最讨厌的就是这种杀手,社会治安也讨厌这种人,所以,如果他不找一个依赖,那么早晚出事儿的时候,他将死得惨不忍睹,明白吗?”唐叶笑说。“我知道了,叶哥。听你这么一说,我头脑清醒多了。”

“好了,你们去休息吧,明天还有很多事情,等着你们去做。现在尤其要防范的,就是许东泰老儿。”唐叶笑说。“知道了,叶哥,我们一定会收拾他的。”

“好,去休息吧。”唐叶拿了一瓶啤酒,打开了电视。电视上面正播放着晚间新闻,上面写道:“香港最近出现了一批雇佣兵,在九龙地区大肆抢劫,并用炸弹袭击政府大楼,已经造成二十多人死亡,一百多人受伤,其中伤情严重者,达到三十人。香港已经派出飞虎队围剿,但是飞虎队陷入困境,竟然被俘达四十余人,现在香港政局正在跟雇佣兵团进行严正交涉中。”

“我靠,垃圾。”唐叶摇了曳,换了个频道。频道中,正是安陵台,上面主持人正在说:“今天穆斯林举行弥撒,有近千名穆斯林人员,进行了朝拜仪式,对我国的宗教自由方面,又呈现出一个大的辉煌成就。”

唐叶对这些穆斯林向来是没有好感的,当既电视一关。相起三田霜英的伤势,便要向前看看去。走上楼来,推开门,正要向三田霜英打招呼〈发现床上空无一人。“我靠,她去哪儿了?她才刚做完手术一天,就能起来行动了?”

他立即敲开旁边师妹陆青梅的房间,陆青梅打开门,揉着眼睛问:“叶哥,怎么了?”

“你有没有看到三田小姐?”唐叶问。

“哦,我忘了告诉你了,今天来了几个日本人,把她给接走了。”陆青梅说。“啊,为什么你不通知我?”唐叶有些生气,万一这些日本人不是好东西,那三田霜英性命堪忧。就问:“这些日本人什么涅,三田霜英怎么反应?”

“三田霜英没什么反应,看脸色还挺高兴的。”唐叶这才放下心来,想必是三田霜英的帮会兄弟们,来将她接走了。毕竟她在自己这里,肯定觉得不太好意思。她是一个要强的女孩,不喜欢被别人控制。

唐叶点了点头说:“没事了,你去休息吧。”

“嗯。”

但过了一会儿,陆青梅突然扭过头来问唐叶说:“师兄,你怎么了,看你满脸忧郁的?”

“没事,我就是担心她而已,晚安。”唐叶回到自己房间,发觉满是药味儿,躺在床上蒙上被子死死睡去。一早,影视学院。操场上要进行半个斜的体操训练,所有的男女生,全在操场上练习十种体操不等。

女生在前,男生在后。虽是春季,天气较冷。但女孩们,个个都穿着超短牛仔裤,露出雪白的大腿,将那翘翘的臀部露出来,故意让男生们看,进行诱惑。

几个男生,跟唐叶并排,在做体操的时候,盯着女生的屁股观看。尤其是体操上下起伏的时候,男生们个个都如同饿狼一般,跳都不跳了,盯着看个够。

万玉晴正好站在唐叶前面,每次跳的时候,还故意甩起头发。那又肥又大的屁股上,套着一个鲜红的短裤,跳起操来疯狂的简直像是吸食了毒品一般。唐叶边跳边看,两个要相距离一米多远。

突然卟的一声,唐叶感觉不妙,因为前方的万玉晴正跳得欢快之时,竟然发出了一阵屁声。这可,可把旁边的男生给乐坏了,因为他们最喜欢看的就是这种事情。男生们,都呵呵笑了起来,女生们也都大笑。万玉晴尴尬无比,想跳也再也没有心情跳了。于是干脆不跳,双手插腰愣在原地。唐叶身边的几个男生,却十分高兴,跳得越来越起劲儿。

旁边的男子是钟鹰,是唐叶的铁哥们儿。他知道万玉晴跟唐叶关系不好,现在可真是出丑出尽了。他扭过头来对唐叶说:“叶哥,这女的被你气成这样了,看看,肚子的气都出来了,但心中的闷气还没发完,可能一会儿还要来一发,你在她后面,可要小心哦。”

“放心吧,我会闭气功。”唐叶笑道。两个男子对万玉晴的调侃,让她更加气愤她扭过头来,走到唐叶身边,鼻尖对着唐叶说:“你这个不要脸的,老娘放屁关你什么事儿,我就是要放,那又怎么样?”

说这话的时候,她的脸倒是满脸羞红,这让唐叶非常不解。他摊开双手说:“

拜托啊,女神,你放屁管我什么事,我又没笑话你,谁不放屁呀,我也放,你对我凶什么,你自己觉得不好意思,还说别人笑话你,真是的。”

因为万玉晴声音非常大,所以旁边的同学们都听到了。韩雪听到放屁二字,吱吱笑了起来。前面的陈丽娟老师,正在带头做早操。她正跳得欢笑,听到后面学生在大声的发笑,扭头一看,竟然一男一女,正在对着鼻尖,像是要发脾气似的。

赶紧走了过来说:“干什么呢,你们两个,现在是体操时分,有什么事情,做完体操再解决。”

唐叶笑说:“陈老师,我根本都不知道为什么,万玉晴就扭过脸来,想打我的样子。要不是我体格强健,估计她早就出手了,她还说什么,她放屁我笑话她,这真是可笑,您得评评这个理。”

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