第八百五十三章 飞机上的糗事
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女子气得眼睛冒火,大声说:“我,我咬死你。龙腾小说网ltxsba.com”说着上来,抱灼叶的手臂张嘴就咬,活像是一条疯狗。
旁边的男子见女朋友都打斗了,自己当然不能例外。但因为刚刚运动过量,消耗体力较重,所以被唐叶回身一肘,一下子倒在地上,腿部一软,再也起不来了。唐叶用手推租女子的脖子说:“小妞,胸扁的像是武大郎烧饼一样,你这男朋友居然不甩了你,你挺幸福的嘛。不过你要是再闹下去,我就将你的脸划上一百道,我不信他还对你不离不弃,要不要让考验他一下?”
“空姐,警察,快来人啊,这里有人威胁我们。”女子大叫。朱兰兰走了过来,看到唐叶后说:“你们干什么呢,这是飞机,不要乱来。要不然飞机失去平衡,我们可真的都要命丧黄泉了。”
唐叶笑说:“他们俩在厕所里交配,被我发现了,无地自容,这不,要跟我打架。”
“你才无地自容,那有什么,我们喜欢,我们乐意。”女子越来越嘴硬。唐叶笑说:“懒得理你们这对狗男女,别再来烦我了,等下了飞机,想怎么样都行。”唐叶说完,大跨步的走向自己的座位儿去了。
那鸡冠头看唐叶强壮高大,眼神中透露出力量和霸气。语气上十分威武,根本不敢与他争斗。唐叶回到座位儿上,那胖女人正在拿着一个平板电脑,看着手机上的偶相剧,鼻子僵了起来,似乎在嫉妒里面女主角的身材。
旁边的瘦子无精打采,可能是昨天晚上纵欲过度了,本来身材就十分瘦削的他,像是被狐狸精吸干了精华的木乃伊一般,正呼噜呼噜的睡着香甜。李如雪将平板电脑放下,对唐叶看了看说:“你看什么,没看过偶相剧吗?”
“呵呵,你这种身材,都看这种片子,你没有感觉很搞笑吗?”
“这有什么搞笑的,看偶相剧跟身材有什么关系,再说了,这关你什么事?”她生气道。唐叶笑说:“当然不关我的事,不过,你坐在我旁边看这个,我实在是想吐出来,我怕一会儿吃夜宵的时候,会吐你一身。”
“你敢吐我身上,我就吐你脸上。”李如雪恨恨的说。
她非常看不惯看叶,看着自己身材所发出的那种略带嘲笑的目光,她就非常气愤,分明是在嘲笑自己肥胖。唐叶笑说:“来吧,你吐我脸上更好,美人香唾,美容养颜,正好我脸上最近长了逗逗,上火上得不得了,你就帮我润润吧。”
胖女人听到唐叶说美人香唾,就非常高兴。但嘴上还是非常硬道:“你不跟你说话了,你这个人太坏。”
“你还嫌我坏,我对你色了,还是偷了你的棒棒糖吃了?”
“不要理我,我要睡觉了。”李如雪向后一躺,一下子将椅子往下压了很多度。后面一个戴眼镜的看似白领的男子,被压住了大腿。哎呀一声痛叫,李如雪赶紧站起身来,扭过头看着男子说:“你,你没事儿吧?”
“你说有没有事儿,啊,我的腿呀,本来我都摔了一跤,膝盖受伤。你现在又压了一下,我看我到曼谷之后,可能不能旅游,反而要进医院呆上一星期了。”他捂住膝盖,呻吟不止。
李如雪瞪着睛说:“你为什么膝盖疼,肯定是给女人下跪下多了,活该。”
“你?你这个肥猪。”他气道。
“马的,你说谁肥猪,是不是找死,信不信我抽死你。”说着李如雪跪在椅子上,身子朝后伏来,扬起巴掌,就朝这白领脸上打来。
这白领男子,哪见过如此泼辣的女子,声音宏亮,霸气外露。很快,两记耳光打掉了这白领的眼镜。一旁的男女,都拿起手机拍射。胖女人手不停下,连连进攻。那白领男子比较瘦削,所以只好抱着头,也不还手。
唐叶看得发笑,可能是因为这家伙不打女人,也有可能是因为他太懦弱了,连女人都不敢打。
李如雪的老公此时醒了过来,看到老婆猛打后面男子,赶紧抓住她手臂说:“如雪,别打了,快停手。”
“我去你马的腿吧。”说着同时用力一甩,将此人甩出两米远,扑通一声,趴在了地面儿上。朱兰兰和两个空姐迅速走上前来,准备制止。
但李如雪却大声说:“你们这些人,给我站到一边儿去,别碰我。谁敢碰我的身体,到时候回安陵,我让你吃不了兜着走,不信试试。”
唐叶曳发笑,被这胖富美给惊到了。这些人出生于宝贵家庭,从汹穷人面前受到无比的尊敬。长大后,对这些穷人根本毫不在意。还认为,别人尊敬她是一种理所当然的行为。
“字,不许你再打人,要不然我会将你拷起来。”一个穿着便装的警察走了过来。
唐叶看这个身材高大,很是健硕。想必这李如雪,不敢再嚣张了。可是她却头也不回的说:“警察,我见多了,安陵的警察经常和我一起吃饭,还给我送礼呢,告诉你,谁敢看不起我,就是要付出代价的。”她说着抓住白领男子的眼镜,猛的朝地上一摔,十分的恶毒。
机警看女孩泼辣,当即上前按住她双手,喀嚓一声,将他拷住。“告诉你,即使你是高官的儿女,我照样逮捕你,走,跟我去禁闭。”
机警扭送着李如雪,朝后面走去。但李如雪大延:“你识相的,快给我松开,要不然下了飞机,就有你好看。”
她的瘦子老公站起来,看着警察,愣在原地动也不动。
唐叶将腿一翘,这才闭上眼睡了过去。后面的男子,则在身后处理鼻血。过了好一会儿,唐刚刚入睡,感觉脸上冰冷。立即醒来,发现朱兰兰,竟然将一瓶果汁放在自己脸上摆动。
“吃夜餐了。”
“哦。谢谢,有没有桌子啊?“
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