第48章 丢人,真他妈丢人!
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陈浩林无语至极,郁闷道:“菲姐,咱们共住一屋檐下,没必要玩得这么狠吧?”
段亦菲止住了笑容,连俏脸都泛起了一层粉红‘色’,说道:“笑……笑死我了,咋了,谁叫你玩大冒险?哈哈!不行,我笑得肚子都痛了。”
易雨馨添油加醋地说道:“浩林,你不是想抵赖吧,堂堂男子汉,如果连这一点你都做不到,可别怪我们鄙视你哦。”
“你……算你狠!”陈浩林手指举起了半天,才艰难挤出这么一句话。
“咳咳……”
段亦菲终于极力地止住了笑容,佯装严肃地说道:“好啦!咱们一齐出去吧!”
随后,一行人出了‘门’,跟随着陈浩林在大街上闲逛着。
只见陈浩林左右地观察着,仿佛寻找着什么。
“菲姐,这里没你说的东西,我怎么玩大冒险啊?”陈浩林嘴上虽然如此地,但心里却乐得开怀了,没有最好,没有就可以名正言顺地拒绝了!
可惜,理想很丰满,现实很骨感。
他们没走多久,易果果惊喜地指着前方,说道:“哈哈……找到了!”
陈浩林顺着她手指方向一看,他看到了不远处电线杆上的一张广告纸,表情一下子苍白了起来,心中大骂:靠!谁他妈这么缺德,一点也不美化环境!
段亦菲忍住笑容,神情凝重地拍了拍陈浩林的肩膀,说道:“去吧,来一个痛快。”
陈浩林委屈得像是被‘女’人逆推了一般,一步三回头地走着,眼神里全部是委屈、不甘。
“二姐夫加油!加油!”易果果唯恐天下不‘乱’,兴奋地挥着粉拳,帮忙打气。结果由于称呼问题,话刚一喊完,脑袋上便迎来了易雨馨一记爆栗。
陈浩林警惕地留意了下周围,幸好附近没有什么人经过,只见他鬼鬼祟祟地冲了上去,离电线杆只剩下半步的距离时,他眼神充满着犹豫。
易雨馨煽风点火地叫喊道:“浩林,可别抵赖哦,小心我们将你赶出家‘门’!”
赶出家‘门’?
陈浩林现在身上有的是钱,按道理不愁找不到地方住。可是,要找到一个免费的,而且还有三位如‘花’似‘玉’的美‘女’合租地方,这就很难找到了。
为了美‘女’,陈浩林咬了咬牙,似乎下定了决心。
突然,他张开了双臂抱住了眼前这根电线杆,对着贴在上面的“老军医,专‘门’梅毒”的广告纸,大喊了一声:“苍天啊,大地啊,我的病终于有得治了!”
“哈哈!笑……笑死我了!”
“梅毒!哈哈,二姐夫,你啥时候得的这病啊?”
“哼!和我斗,小样的!”段亦菲心情舒畅,这一段时间,她可是被陈浩林欺负够了,难得今晚能吐气扬眉,这比中五百万还要让人开心。
此刻陈浩林心里全部是郁闷、委屈、不甘……唯一庆幸的是,这大冒险终于暂告一段落了。
“呼……”
陈浩林连忙地松开那根电线杆,长松了一口气。
然而,就在这时候,突然有人鄙视的说了一句:“死变态!”
呃?
陈浩林愣了一下,转身一看,只见旁边站着一个绝‘色’美‘女’,此刻正怒视着自己。
这个美‘女’,正是江欣雅,可惜陈浩林不认识她。
事实上,刚才江欣雅在逛街,突然看到陈浩林与那三个美‘女’在街头寻找着什么。
于是她好奇地走了上前,想看一个究竟。
然而,江欣雅怎么也没有想到,陈浩林竟然作出如此变态的举动,而且还大喊病有得救了。
回想起当初,江欣雅心有余悸,幸好这‘混’蛋嫌弃自己丑,没有嫁给这死变态,要不然自己也会感染到那‘性’病的。
越是这样子想,江欣雅越是觉得陈浩林是一个风流成‘性’的男人,是一个不折不扣的‘色’狼加‘混’蛋,要不然怎么会染上那种病呢。
在江欣雅暗自骂道陈浩林的同时,陈浩林也在打量着江欣雅。
她身材高挑,紧身的T恤勾勒出一副‘性’感身材。披肩的长发,小脸蛋白里透红,娇嫩无比,配上一双弯弯的柳叶眉,格外‘迷’人。
这妞还真他妈漂亮啊!陈浩林心里嘀咕道。
如果让他知道眼前这美‘女’就是江欣雅,估计他会气得吐血三升而亡,这哪里是黑胖妞嘛,明明是绝‘色’大美人啊!
可惜,他到现在都还不清楚真相。
难得遇上美‘女’,陈浩林自然不想留下坏印象,于是尴尬地讪笑道:“这个……那个……其实你误会了,你看到的都不是真的,不要轻易相信自己的眼睛。”
江欣雅冷哼了一声,鄙视道:“解释就是掩饰,掩饰就是没出息。年纪轻轻就这么不知道不洁身自好,出外面沾‘花’惹草,落后留下这一身的病,活该!”
说罢,江欣雅转身离开,连解释的机会都不给陈浩林。
陈浩林郁闷极了,就算自己出外面‘乱’搞,和这美‘女’有关系吗?不由疑‘惑’地挠了挠头,喃喃自语的说道:“这‘女’人真奇怪。”
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