第135章 你是来搞笑的吧
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“对了，还有。”
想想如果就这样放过了张召忠，尚嵩山实在是咽不下这口气：“从明天开始，你就把手上的工作放一放，我会让孙海老师暂时接手你的工作的。”
“咱们学校的形象。尚……尚校长，你说什么？”
张召忠侃侃而谈，尚嵩山刚说完，张召忠就将自己心中的想法接着说了出来，只是当他说完，从回味起尚嵩山的话来，一下僵在了那里。
看着张召忠一脸不可置信的表情，尚嵩山补充道：“如果陈浩林真的做了有损学校形象的事情来的话，以后你就不用来上班了。”
张召忠感觉自己快要哭了，一脸的苦相道：“尚校长，我……我也没做什么啊。”
“你废话太多了。”
尚嵩山说着，目光一下变得严厉起来，让人不寒而栗：“怎么，还要让我请你出去吗？”
“尚校长，我哪里敢麻烦您啊，我自己出去还不行吗。”
张召忠说着像是战败的公‘鸡’走出了办公室，抬头望着天空，心里一下变的纠结起来，有点不知道是该盼着陈浩林吃‘花’生米好，还是快点被人放出来的好，双‘腿’像是灌了铅一般，再也挪不开了。
心中想着，张召忠一下陷入到了沉思中，不过此时的陈浩林的心情却又没有张召忠那么沉重，看着专注开车的张琅还有坐在后座上的黄‘浪’，双眼中不由闪现出几分赞赏之意：“你们两个今天的表现不错。”
张琅、黄‘浪’两人心头大喜：“谢谢老大，谢谢老大，我们为老大您做这些都是应该的。”
陈浩林摆手道：“我陈浩林是个恩怨分明的人，别人对我好，我也会对他们好，我现在就给你们治疗。”
张琅、黄‘浪’两人更加的兴奋，甚至于到了后来张琅握着方向盘的手都有些发抖了：“老大，谢谢您，您这辈子都是我们的老大。”
“麻咪麻咪哄……”
陈浩林闭上眼不再说话，口中不停念着口诀，而随着时间一分一秒的流逝，张琅和黄‘浪’两人也变得紧张起来，额头上不时有汗水涔出，甚至还忍不住低头观察一下自己的裆部，期待那振奋人心的一颗的到来。
而陈浩林也果然没让两人失望，由于很长时间已经没碰过‘女’人，张琅、黄‘浪’两人早已支起了帐篷，这一变化让两人兴奋不已，这说明他们的阳痿已经治好了。
嘎吱……
只听嘎吱一声急刹，车子突然间停了下来，张琅指了指窗外道：“老大您看，清风会馆到了。”
抬起眼皮往外翘了翘，果然看到了清风会馆那硕大的招牌，陈浩林推开车‘门’直接走了下来，黄‘浪’、张琅两人故意落后了两拍，黄‘浪’凑到张琅的耳边道：“琅哥，现在咱们的不举已经治好了，咱们没必要在陈浩林面前当孙子了吧？”
张琅沉思了下道：“不行，我老爹还有把柄把陈浩林手里了，再说了陈浩林的手段你又不是没见识过，他随时就能让咱们当不了男人。”
黄‘浪’道：“琅哥，那咱们就暗中想办法悄悄把他给除掉，这样的话张局长既可以高枕无忧的当他的局长，咱们也可以恢复以前在学校的雄风了。”
“这事得从长计议。”
张琅生怕前面的陈浩林听到，故意压低了声音道：“这事千万不能在外人面前提起，知道吗。”
黄‘浪’道：“琅哥你放心吧，我知道轻重的。”
“知道就好？好久没碰‘女’人了吧，晚上我请客，咱们出去好好玩玩。”
张琅说着，快步追了上去，陈浩林此时差不多已经走到了清风会馆的‘门’口，由于担心自己去晚了牛大壮会出现什么意外，所以自从下车后陈浩林就没敢怎么停留，快步向清风会馆走了过去。
直至走得近了才发现，在清风会馆‘门’口站着一个‘女’人，无论是从身材、头发、背影来看，都极像一个人，陈浩林的心咯噔一沉。
“没想到，在哪里都能遇到这个小妞，真是‘阴’魂不散。”
陈浩林无奈摇了摇头，而赵程程像是听到了陈浩林的脚步声一般，快速回转过头，眼中闪过一抹明显的兴奋，显然没想到自己会在这里遇到陈浩林：“毒……”
“程程，没想到我们这么快又见面了。”
一道突兀的声音硬生生将赵程程的话给打断，让赵程程很是不爽，顺着声音传来的方向望去，孙世勋的脸出现在了她的视线中，紧皱了一下眉头道：“孙世勋？”
“程程，你真是好记‘性’。”
孙世勋轻笑一声，见赵程程的脸‘色’一下‘阴’沉了下去，赶紧补充道：“不过你可别误会，我这次不是来追你的，我是为了他来的。”
孙世勋说着指了指陈浩林，赵程程一脸诧异道：“你现在喜欢男人了？”
不止是孙世勋，就连陈浩林、叶严也被赵程程的一番话给雷的不轻，孙世勋无语的擦了擦额头冒出的汗道：“我知道了一个比毒狼更为厉害的人，到时候你父亲手下的毒狼创造的记录可就要被我眼前的这个年轻人给破掉了……”
“哈哈哈……你说是他吗？你确定自己不是来搞笑的？”
赵程程说着早已乐的笑弯了腰。
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