043.未来的美人鱼
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闪着星光特效的眼珠子……这种东西怎么可以在现实世界里出现！这不科学！
“纳尼噶欧…欧尼…酱哒哆？！”
夜子云在前世曾经看过一个新闻，说动漫之岛那边曾经有一个悲催的宅男，那货在去超市买东西的时候因为某个萌loli的一句“欧尼酱”整得直接去见他们的天照大神去了。
一直以来，这件事情在大天朝的宅圈里虽然被广为传唱。虽然很多人都在网上诉说着自己的羡慕嫉妒恨，但是其实大家都只是将这件事视为茶余饭后的谈资而已。
不过，当夜子云亲身尝试到被萌萌的小女孩喊自己为“欧尼酱”的滋味时。才终于发现，心跳加速、血脉偾张之类的词语根本不足以表达自己现在的状况！心跳哪只是加速啊！简直就差点因为过负荷而停跳了有木有！血脉偾张？都快爆血管了好吧？！
[叮！警告！检测到宿主的情绪出现剧烈波动，请宿主注意控制自身情绪。]
要死了要死了要死了！赶紧冷静下来啊！在这样下去真的会小命不保的啊！没见就连系统都发出警告了么？！
“嘶哈！嘶哈！”
夜子云赶紧进行深呼吸，系统警告什么的，上次遇到这种情况还是四年前的那次无防护飞行的时候吧？真是的，萌loli的撒娇式“欧尼酱”称呼法简直就是业界杀手啊！想不到就连自己这个被强制性戒了几年动漫的人都出现这种状况，如果是别的宅那还不得直接驾鹤西去？
“呃嗯！徒弟捏…徒弟…诶？徒弟？小妹妹你想从我这里学什么呀？”
虽然情绪已经有所平复，但是刚才那下攻击的威力还是太大了点，因此夜子云说话的时候还是显得不太利索。
“欧尼酱你的表情好可怕！”
小丫头眨着大眼睛，双手握拳摆在嘴唇下面，摆出一副“我好怕怕”的样子。
“噗嗤！”
夜子云仿佛听到了膝盖中箭的声音，小丫头你这下真是神补刀啊！乃介么腻害，乃家里银造嘛？
“啊咧？欧尼酱你没事吧？我数到三，你再不出声我就当你答应了哦？三！耶！那师父，你教我刚才看见的那个吧！”
小丫头自顾自地把俩人的关系打上名为“师徒”的tag，然后称呼一改语气立变，原本撒娇卖萌的细言软语变成了独裁式的语气。
“较多麻袋！我说小丫头，这事不对吧？不知道的还以为你才是我师父呢！正所谓一日为师终生为父，你就不能对我尊敬些么？还有，我连你叫什么名字都还不知道呢！”
夜子云对小丫头的自作主张倒是没有排斥，作为穿越者拥有十个八个美女徒弟那不是很常见的事情么……嗯十个八个貌似太多了点呢…嗯……
但是！即便这个徒弟是她自己送上门的，但是作为夜子云的开山大弟子，夜子云还是决定在她的面前要好好的保持作为师长的尊严。什么？你说那个浅葱市的水手勇藏君？那位只是来交钱问问题的好么？怎么能算是徒弟呢！
“师父你是想让我像对待爸爸那样尊敬你么？嗯…好吧，虽然我不是很情愿就是了。”
小丫头一脸不情愿地走到夜子云面前，然后抬起了自己的右脚往夜子云的要害踢去。
“嗷！”
夜子云的这声哀嚎并不是痛的，而是被吓的！在小丫头抬腿的当口夜子云就已经发现了不对，所以迅速在自己身前设置了空间屏障。
泥煤的，现在的熊孩纸怎么都这样！之前真新镇的那两只那样整也就算了，想不到到了华蓝市这边，居然让自己遇上一只更猛的？！之前那两个拳打脚踢最多也就只是朝着脸上招呼罢了，面前这个丫头居然一上来就是一招【超必杀·断子绝孙踢】？！
夜子云不断地回想着自己之前说过的话，记得自己应该是让她像尊敬父亲那样尊敬自己的啊！难道现在的孩纸在家里对自己父亲也是这么招呼的么？这个世界也太危险了吧！
“不好意思啊师父，如果让我见到父亲大人的话，我绝对会来上那么一下的！他居然丢下我们，和妈妈出去环游世界去了！实在是太过分了！我绝对不会原谅他的！”
小丫头的样子很激动。
原来是父母出远门了么？看来貌似还去了很久的样子。难怪这孩子的举动那么那啥呢，原来是事出有因的啊！
“嗯！好吧，我懂了。话说你到底叫什么名字啊？我总不能老是叫你小丫头吧？”
夜子云从小丫头对于父亲的称呼中听到了“大人”这种敬语，这种称呼方式一般不会出现在平民的家庭中。管斑窥豹，从这点上就可以看出，即便联盟这几年来再怎么打压那些世家豪族，那些传承在家教礼仪中的东西却是改变不了的。一个世家即便再怎么没落，但是在他们的日常举止中也是时刻流露出一些和一般人截然不同的东西。
这，就是所谓的底蕴。
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