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488.对付吃货的办法

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希纱在面对小雨妹纸的那些触手时。居然直接张口…咬下一截…囫囵吞下……

简而言之,小雨妹纸的那些触手全部被希纱给吃掉了!真正意义上的吃掉了!!在往常,如果将一个可爱的小萝莉以及大量又黑又粗的触手摆在一块的话,那么给人的印象绝对会是触手君捆住小萝莉然后就是各种耻度爆表的play才是。至于小萝莉逆袭解决触手君?那绝对是下三滥魔法少女片的桥段,而且是每一集将要结束的时候才会出现的场景。但是在今天,这个常规被打破了!被一口锋利的牙口给咬了个稀巴烂!

尼玛!打一开始就是“金发萝-莉豪爽吞噬触手君”什么的!这到底是哪个奇葩编剧想出来的剧情?!

在这样的情况下,虽然小雨妹纸弄出来的触手很多,毕竟她那头浓密的黑长直秀发摆在那里不是。但是,即便触手的基数很大而且那些被咬断的触手也在不断地再生,可奈何敌人太强大……

身为一名吃货,如果没有一个仿若连接四次元口袋并且具备百毒不侵属性的胃袋,你都不好意思出来见人!不过次元胃袋什么的只是吃货的初级阶段,随后你还要有一副好牙口,保证所有到了嘴里的东西都能被咀嚼!可即便到了这种程度也就是中级而已,想要到达吃货的更高层次,你还必须拥有足以带你突破天际,带你装13带你飞的进食速度!

只有同时拥有以上三个条件,你才能在保持自身风度以及餐桌礼仪的同时,优雅无比地消灭眼前的食物!希纱现在明显就是这样的存在,她就是吃货中的圣者!毕竟,人家都已经用行动告诉你了,哪怕是又黑又长而且还附带奇怪黏液的触手,希纱也表示能够在毫不影响形象的前提下,优雅而迅速地吃下去……

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“小雨,贝洛大叔让我过来帮你。呃…好吧…我就说一句话……”

就在小雨妹纸陷入困境,眼看希纱用一种虽然缓慢,但是却切切实实存在着的行进速度朝着自己这边走来。就在这个时候,夜子云忽然用瞬移直接闪到了小雨妹纸的身旁。按照贝洛大叔的请求,夜子云前来支援。

只不过,他才刚刚说出来意,就被小雨妹纸用一种恶狠狠的目光盯着看。对于这种表情,夜子云很是理解。因为在他那段宅男生涯之中,每次玩游戏打boss的时候,如果忽然钻出一个家伙过来和他抢怪的话,他也是这样的表情。

为了不要触怒正处于不可理喻期的女同胞,夜子云只好稍微变动一下提供帮助的方式。按照原本的打算,夜子云是准备在打完招呼之后就直接用大量的空间刃将吃货魔王切割成微尘级别的,这个过程虽然很困单,但是也并不是真的做不到。可是在被小雨妹纸用眼刀击中之后,夜子云不得不放弃直接动手抢怪的念头。

于是,为了让小雨妹纸能够获得胜利,夜子云只好给出了一个切实有效的办法。用提建议的形式,为小雨妹纸提供帮助。

“来,拿着这个。这个是洗发水,这个是洗发水哟!因为很重要所以我说了两次。就这样,我闪了,不用谢我,赶紧解决眼前的吃货,去帮你家小星星吧。”

夜子云在改变帮助的形式之后也不再继续呆在小雨妹纸的边上,他虽然没有密集恐惧症,但是呆在一大堆蠕动的触手边上,那感觉的确不算好。于是,话到中途,夜子云就已经丢下几瓶水剂离开了,只余下声音还在小雨妹纸的身边环绕。

“洗发水?这是什么洗发水,什么时候买的?什么牌子?成分是啥?!怎么连标签都没有!咦?这个瓶子……”

见夜子云只是丢下了几瓶他口中所说的洗发水就跑了,小雨妹纸在赞扬对方有眼色的同时,也拿起一瓶所谓的洗发水。可这一看之下,这东西根本就连标签都木有!这样的事对于一个爱美的女生而言怎么能忍?!而且小雨妹纸最满意的就是自己的那头秀发,这种来历不明连个标签都木有的东西怎么可能往头发上抹啊魂淡!

只不过,就在她打算将手里的东西摔个稀巴烂的时候,却发现手中的瓶子,准确地说是瓶盖让她有一种似曾相识的赶脚。在思考了一会之后,小雨妹纸仿佛想起了些什么。然后,她拧开瓶盖,以分批次的方式,开始往头发变成的触手上涂抹夜子云口中的洗发水……

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“咦?子云小兄弟你怎么这么快就回来了?!那边…好像也没啥变化啊!”

面对忽然出现的夜子云,贝洛大叔先是迅速往小雨妹纸那边扫了一眼,然后再次将注意力放回两位正在朝这边行进的**oss身上。只不过,让贝洛大叔想不到的是,和他预想中的情景不同,小雨妹纸那边的对手貌似并没有解决,而且两位**oss那边也没出现什么意外情况。在这样的情况下,夜子云居然就跑回来了?这让贝洛大叔百思不得其解。

“没啥,小雨妹纸不让我直接动手,所以我只好将对付吃货的办法告诉她,让她自己去解决了。”

面对贝洛大叔的询问,夜子云也只能耸耸肩。人家妹纸不让他抢怪,他总不能强抢不是?不过,想必现在小雨妹纸已经开始使用他所说的那个办法了吧?有那个东西的帮助,想来对付希纱就不成问题了。

对付吃货,只要对方不是毫无弱点,那么只要针对他们的弱点下手就好了嘛!话说之前不是用治愈魔法和车永泰同学玩过么?当时的场景夜子云可是记忆犹新啊!既然治愈魔法能造成伤害,那么想来圣水的效果肯定也不错吧!什么?圣水没办法洒到希纱的身上?这种事情又有什么关系?夜子云用亲身尝试过的经验告诉你,圣水什么的,内服的效果绝对比外用好啊……(未完待续。。)--11090344436473610118+dliineda+490--

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