2067.第2067章 撞了鬼
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凑，我两眼无光用发暗？丁二苗心里呸了一口，真特么晦气！</br></br>要说撞鬼，也就是撞见了你！</br></br>“嗯嗯，我们撞鬼了，的确撞鬼了。更多小说ltxsba.com请大家搜索！的小说”季潇潇忍着笑，问道：“问题是，你怎么的？”</br></br>“嗨！我和茅山掌教是好朋友嘛，我们曾经在一起，同生死共患难，捉鬼斗妖，经历过无数凶险！”绿豆眼吹了起来，道：“所以，对于茅山法术，我也学了一点皮毛，可以根据你们的气色，来判断你们遇到的情况。”</br></br>“敢问阁下大名？”丁二苗问道。</br></br>“窦比强。”绿豆眼眨了折睛，说道。</br></br>噗……果然有点逗！</br></br>丁二苗心里一笑，忽然在这个逗逼强的身上，万书高的影子。当年才见到万书高，他也就是这个逗逼德行。</br></br>“窦比强？你和叶孤帆是朋友？”季潇潇打量着眼前的胖墩，问道：“你们怎么认识的？”</br></br>“这个嘛，说起来话就长了，哈哈。当年叶孤帆在淝城见到我，简直就是相见恨晚，于是做了铁杆兄弟。后来，我又帮助他干了很多大事……”窦比强得意起来，忘情地说着，却又忽然想起了什么，皱眉道：“怎么，你们也认识叶孤帆？”</br></br>季潇潇一笑，正要说话，却见观中走出来两个童子。</br></br>那童子是虚云观的清风明月，刚来不久，自然也不认识丁二苗和季潇潇，愣了愣，上前稽首，道：“二位客人……到我们这里，有什么事吗？”</br></br>“没事，随便”丁二苗摇曳，笑着说道。</br></br>童子点头，又比强，皱眉道：“你怎么还在这里？都跟你说过很多次了，掌教出门云游，不在观中。屋子里也让你搜查过了，你还要怎么样？”</br></br>搜查虚云观？丁二苗心里呵呵一笑，个窦比强挺顽固的！</br></br>“小朋友你别骗我，我知道叶孤帆就在茅山。他不在观中，说不定是故意躲着我的。我就在这里等他，不信等不到。”窦比强自以为是地说道。</br></br>明月清风一起曳，烦躁地说道：“你这人实在不可理喻，好吧，不管你了！”</br></br>说罢，两个童子一转身，就要关门。</br></br>“等等。”丁二苗走过去，道：“茅山虚云观，白天的时候，一般是不关门的啊♀才中午，怎么你们就要关门了？”</br></br>明月面色为难，比强一眼，道：“这个人不讲道理，赖着不走……”</br></br>“你们等等，我有办法。”丁二苗转身比强，问道：“你真的要找叶孤帆？”</br></br>“是啊，大老远来了，难道我是旅游的？”窦比强说道。</br></br>“你找他干什么，可以告诉我吗？”丁二苗又问。</br></br>“我要……其实也没什么，就是想和他一起闯荡江湖。”窦比强嘿嘿一笑。</br></br>丁二苗摇曳，道：“我，你大概是想学习茅山法术吧？”</br></br>“呃……算是被你说中了吧，叶孤帆曾经答应过我，要传我茅山道法。”窦比强说道。</br></br>“叶孤帆的意思，是要收你为徒？”丁二苗心里一乐，问道。</br></br>现在找一个茅山传人，还真的不容易，难得有个送上门的！</br></br>谁知道窦比强一曳，道：“我和叶孤帆一般大，怎么可能做他的徒弟？叶孤帆当时答应我，是代师收徒，代表他的师父，收我为徒。也就是说，我和叶孤帆，今后以师兄弟相称！”</br></br>“哦哦……原来如此！”季潇潇点点头，又问道：“那么叶孤帆的师父，同意了吗？”</br></br>不用问，季潇潇和丁二苗都知道，窦比强这番话，是自己胡编乱造的。假如真有其事，叶孤帆不可能不汇报！</br></br>师父还活着，他就敢不经同意而代师收徒？天底下没有这样的先例。</br></br>“嗨，叶孤帆的师父师娘，都死了好多年了，怎么会知道？”窦比强一挥手，说道。</br></br>王八蛋，咒我死？</br></br>丁二苗心中恼火，却嘻嘻一笑，道：“窦比强，其实叶孤帆的师父，没死■大你的狗眼了，我叫丁二苗，就是叶孤帆的师父b位是我的夫人，也就是叶孤帆的师娘！”</br></br>“我杏是找死，张口就要咒我们！”季潇潇也一瞪眼。</br></br>“啊……”</br></br>窦比强和明月清风，都一起傻了眼，瞪眼盯着丁二苗，目不转睛。</br></br>半天过去，窦比强摇曳，道：“开玩笑吧你？你才多大，就是叶孤帆的师父了？你在这里胡言乱语，冒称叶孤帆的师父，当心叶孤帆把你大卸八块！”</br></br>丁二苗和季潇潇，容颜不改，都只有二十五六岁〖比强打死也不相信，叶孤帆的师父师娘，会这么年轻！</br></br>“不相信是吧？”丁二苗一笑，道：“没关系，我可以让你去见叶孤帆，问个明白。”</br></br>“这么说，你们找到叶孤帆？”窦比强的绿豆眼猛地一亮。</br></br>“当然能找到，我是他师父，我会法术嘛。即使叶孤帆在千万里之外，我也可以送你去见他！”丁二苗说道。</br></br>窦比强咧嘴大笑：“哈哈哈……你可真会吹牛b样吧，你要是能让叶孤帆出现在我面前，我就相信你是叶孤帆的师父！”</br></br>“一言为定，你睁大狗眼！”丁二苗一笑，向观门前的空地上走了几步。</br></br>窦比强自然不信，迟疑了一下，便跟了过来。</br></br>明月清风也半信半疑，对视一眼，一起跟来。</br></br>“明月清风，回观里给我倒杯水来。”丁二苗在观前空地上站在定，说道。</br></br>丁二苗的话自有威仪，童子不敢不听，答应一声，转身取来一杯水，交给丁二苗。</br></br>丁二苗笑了笑，缓缓出指，向着地面凌空一划……</br></br>众人注视下，只见地面上开了一道二尺宽的裂口，深不及半尺，但是东西延绵三丈有余！</br></br>“卧槽……”窦比强惊叫一声，绿豆眼瞪成了鸽子蛋！</br></br>明月清风也吓了一跳，结巴道：“难道难道……你真的是师祖……丁老真人？”</br></br>丁二苗也不回答，将杯中水缓缓倾下。哗哗的水流声中，地面上的浅沟，灌满了清水，变成了一道水渠……</br></br>求月票！</br></br>本书来自/book/html/21/21030/
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