第二百九十七章 超规格待遇
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“不会。”
“那不就是了。”
要不要这么吊呀!韩艺稍稍吝啬了下那自以为很迷人的微笑。偏头一看,见得那一个金晃晃的蜜桔,口中分泌物瞬间猛增,“你这蜜桔看着挺不错啊!”说着,他随手拿起一个,拨开就吃,只觉清甜爽口,比后世那什么蜜桔要好吃多了。
元牡丹淡淡道:“这是送给陛下的。”
“咳咳咳!”韩艺顿时被呛得一个半死。
元牡丹抿了抿唇,嘴角微微带着笑意。
韩艺好不容易缓了过来。从元牡丹眼中的那笑意,已经知道自己被耍了。将手中半边蜜桔一块塞了进去,吃完之后。随口道:“对了,你家的园子在哪里?”
元牡丹脸往西南方一座矮上稍稍一扬,道:“在那山后面。”刚说完,她突然反应过来道:“你问这个作甚?”
韩艺嘿嘿道:“当然是准备去你家做客呀,你不会不打算邀请我吧。”
“没这打算。”
元牡丹非常直接的说道。
韩艺不爽道:“你怎么这样呀!想当初你说你想要来看来话剧,我是费尽心思,挖空脑子才弄出一个女人日来,你这是典型的过河拆桥啊!”
元牡丹道:“我是一个寡妇。”
“那又怎样?”
“你认为合适吗?”
“如果你觉得不合适,你可以等你不在的时候,再邀请我啊!”
“我不在的时候?”
“对啊!”
“那你去干什么?”
“吃蜜桔。”
“!”
元牡丹朝着一个仆役挥手道:“拿一个给他。”
靠!一个就想打发我?当我没有见过世面呀!至少也得一篮子啊!韩艺道:“你是不知道,小胖这一路上都还记挂着你,还想带着大兔和二兔,找你去玩了,可是没有找着你,他好生伤心。”
元牡丹不耐烦的挥挥手道:“将这一篮都拿给他。”
韩艺嘿嘿道:“要不你好人做到底,顺便帮我送过去。”
元牡丹道:“你还真是得寸进尺,不要就算了。”
“要要要!”
韩艺急忙接了过来,放在身后,笑呵呵道:“改日一定亲自上门答谢。”
“不必了。”
“要的,要的,来都来了,总得上门拜访一下,你可以不仁,我不能不义啊!”韩艺笑呵呵道,开玩笑,元家的园林可是有许多水果的,这夏天最好的美味,就是水果啊!
“你——!”
元牡丹刚刚开口,忽听得一个粗狂的嗓子,嚷嚷道:“牡丹女娃,牡丹女娃,你可算来了,真是等煞老夫也。”
韩艺转头一看,只见程咬金甩着两条大膀子跑了过来,别看程咬金这么一大把年纪了,但是身手十分矫健。
元牡丹见到程咬金,不免眼中闪过一抹愁色。
“牡丹(小子)见过卢国公(程伯伯)。”
元牡丹、韩艺急忙躬身行礼。
“免礼,免礼!”
程咬金看都没有看他们一眼,走上前,拿起一个蜜桔,三两下就吃了,又连吃了三个,程咬金才是一脸享受说道:“真甜!牡丹女娃,你元家的蜜桔,还真是好吃,老夫来此的目的之一,就是要吃你家蜜桔。”
元牡丹微微笑道:“程伯伯过奖了。”
韩艺看在眼里,只觉酸溜溜的,我吃,你就说是送给皇上的,他吃,你就欣然接受,还说过奖了,你这也太势利了吧。
程咬金笑哈哈道:“牡丹女娃,可别说程爷爷白吃你的蜜桔,我那小儿子如今已经到了成婚的年龄,要不你就嫁到我程家来,这事老夫去跟你们元家谈,不用你出面的。”
哇!吃人家蜜桔,还要人家闺女,这真不是白吃,我tm忒崇拜你了。韩艺听得猛抽一口冷气,不由得促狭的望着元牡丹,只见她满面羞红,但是因她皮肤细腻,红得是光彩照人,更加娇艳。
这要是韩艺这么说,元牡丹早就一脚踢过去了,但是对面是程咬金,她也是有苦难言,无比的尴尬,还略显尴尬的瞧了眼韩艺。
程咬金转头一看,咦了一声,“你小子什么时候来的,真是好生无礼,竟然偷听老夫与牡丹女娃谈话。”
靠!老匹夫,老子先来的好不。韩艺好气好笑,“卢国公,小子刚才就在,小子方才还向卢国公行礼,只是卢国公你没有注意罢了。”
“是吗?”
程咬金不免又看向元牡丹。
元牡丹摇摇头道:“我不知道。”
好呀!你这么说是吧,那咱们就玩大点。韩艺一脸委屈道:“牡丹娘子,你别睁着眼说瞎话呀,你刚才还送我蜜桔,邀请我去你家喝杯咖啡——不,喝茶,而且你还告诉我,你家就住在那山后面,怎么翻脸就不认人了。”
元牡丹万万没有想到韩艺会说这么暧昧,不禁怒目相向。
程咬金瞧了眼韩艺,又瞧了眼元牡丹,道:“牡丹女娃,你不会看上这小子了吧,哎呦,这小子有什么好的,你看看他,弱不禁风,相貌平平,这你还不如给老夫做儿媳。”
这——这是什么话?韩艺情不自禁的摸了摸自己的脸
他们争得是不亦说乎,全然没有想到元牡丹的感受,此时牡丹姑娘恨不得找个地缝钻了进去,一个为老不尊,一个无耻之极,此地不宜久留,道:“程伯伯,我还得赶去给皇上送蜜桔,就先告辞了。”
她急忙开溜的同时,还瞪了韩艺一眼。
瞪我干什么,又不是我说的。韩艺只觉莫名的委屈。
“哎哎哎,牡丹女娃!”
程咬金招手喊道,但是元牡丹装作没有听见,疾步前行。
“这女娃脸皮还真是薄。”程咬金放下手的同时,就顺便从一个仆役手中强行接过一篮蜜桔来。
哇!这么顺手?同道中人啊!韩艺赶紧将自己手中的那篮蜜桔藏在身后,心想,得留心一点,可莫要被这老货给坑去了。
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