第四百六十三章 极品小舅子
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萧无衣何许人也,出了名的残暴不仁,蛮不讲理,所有噩梦,大名鼎鼎的女魔头。龙腾小说网ltxsba.com
为何一个声音,却让她害怕到如此地步。
韩艺心中好奇,正欲出口询问,萧无衣已经站起身来,慌张的左右看了看,然后往后面的屏风疾步走去,行走间,目光还带着威胁的意味从郑善行、王玄道脸上一扫而过。
郑、王二人点点头。
“姐!你在么?姐。”
这萧无衣刚刚藏进屏风后面,就听的楼梯间处传来一个重重的脚步声,过得片刻,就见一个十六七岁的后生窜了上来,这后生身着一件蓝袍,唇红齿白,一双狭长的双眼透着三分邪气,生得也是极其帅气。
“咦?牡丹姐、戢刃哥、玄道哥、善行哥,红绫姐,你们都在啊!真是好久未见了。”
这后生见得郑善行等人,顿时一喜,招手打着招呼。
但是郑善行等人看到这后生,却是面带苦笑的意味。
崔戢刃笑道:“萧晓,你何时来的?”
姓萧?难道难道是我小舅子?韩艺不由得再打量了一下这后生,眉宇间果真与萧无衣就几分相似的地步。
“我刚来的。”
这唤作萧晓的后生,突然左右望了望,略显急切道:“我府上的下人说我姐来这里了,她怎么不在?”
元牡丹突然手往屏风后面一指。
“嗯?”
韩艺惊讶的望着元牡丹,心中暗赞,不愧是元牡丹,竟然能够出卖如此坦荡荡。
萧晓一愣,屁颠屁颠的就跑了过去,歪头一看,惊喜道:“姐,你真的在这里啊!”
又听得屏风后面响起一个尴尬的笑声,“是萧晓呀!”
只见萧无衣从屏风后面走了出来,双目狠狠的朝着元牡丹一瞪。
元牡丹却是视而不见。
但是萧晓丝毫没有觉什么。激动直蹦跶道:“姐,你终于来,我就知道,我就知道姐你会安然来的。这世上就没有啥能够难倒姐你的。”
萧无衣听得无比尴尬,点头不是,摇头也不是。
萧晓突然叹了口气,道:“姐,我知道你是为了我好。才不辞而别的,但是我就是舍不得借你,所以你走的那天,我就准备去追你,不该我没姐你聪明,都还没有出门,就被爹爹给现,结果我就被关起来了。”
说着,他摇头一叹道:“姐,你以前说的还真是没有错。我这人性子太冲动了。不过后来我在房里仔细想姐你当初如何对付爹爹的,终于让我想到了,于是我就学着姐你故意向爹爹低头认错,嘿,爹爹还当真放我出来了,还是你的招数好使。我这一出来就溜了出去寻你,可是姐你又没有告诉我,你上哪去了,我在外面寻了一两个月,还是没有找到你。又寻思着你是不是来了,所以我又到了长安,可惜你还是没有前面见到爹爹。才知道你原来是去江南了,我也真是笨,这都没有想到。”
“你在这胡说甚么,姐什么时候动用过这么卑鄙的伎俩。”萧无衣说话时,却是心虚的看着众人,只觉两颊烫。香汗淋漓。
郑善行、王玄道等人皆是忍俊不禁。
元牡丹当然是幸灾乐祸。
而韩艺则是哭笑不得。
然而,萧晓却丝毫没有察觉这尴尬的气氛,点头谄笑道:“是是是,不过姐你不知道,我刚一到长安,就听到那裴家三郎四处诅咒姐你。哼,我这道,那厮一直都记恨你以前捉弄那裴清风,不过那小子害怕姐,姐你还在长安的时候,那小子当然不管乱说,可是等到你走了之后,那厮就开始在外面诅咒姐你,还想来欺负咱,咱是谁,咱可是姐你的亲弟弟呀,怎会让那厮欺负了,这不是丢姐你的脸么。
于是我就学着姐你教我的那啥哦,对了,示敌以弱克敌以刚,前面他来挑衅的时候,我故意装作害怕,不敢跟他斗。那厮果然上当了,以为我不敢动他,等到有天,那厮去郊外打猎,我偷偷埋伏在那里,揪住那厮就是一顿猛打,然后将他吊在树上,嘿嘿,我还学着姐,将脸给蒙着,还找了几个人帮我作伪证,那厮虽然知道是我弄的,但是也拿我也没有办法,只可惜我没有姐你那么多帮手,那粪便不好弄,而且郊外也太远了,不然我也弄点粪便给他。”
尴尬啊!
郑善行、王玄道、崔戢刃一听到“粪便”,纷纷低下头去,因为当年他们也参与了这事。
萧无衣一个劲的抹汗,赶紧转移话题道:“萧晓,姐听说你去洛阳呢?”
萧晓哦了一声,道:“是啊!我去洛阳拜佛去了。”
“拜佛?”
萧无衣惊讶道:“你什么时候信佛了?”
“爹爹没有跟你说么?”
萧无衣摇摇头。
萧晓道:“事情是这样的,爹爹知道我打了裴三郎之后,就跑来教训我,我就说是那小子先诅咒姐,我才去打他的。爹爹听我这么一说,也就没有怪我了,后来爹爹又告诉我,说现在能够帮助姐你的只有佛祖了,当时也不知道咋地,我就信了爹爹。于是爹爹就把我送去洛阳那啥灵山寺,斋戒沫浴,替你祈愿。你是不知道我这大半年是怎过来的,天天对着一群秃驴,连个尼姑都没有,好生无聊,不过这都没啥,最重要的是姐还真的平安来了,看不出那佛祖爷爷还真是有点手段,姐,我觉得爹爹那些话还是有道理的,我当时听到这消息,立刻给佛祖爷爷烧了五十贯香。姐,改日小弟陪你去那大佛寺还愿去可好。姐,你好像有些不高兴,你不去也行,小弟代你去就是了。”
萧无衣瞧了眼萧晓,脸上有些动容,轻轻摇了摇头,略显伤感。
萧晓见萧无衣这表情,立刻道:“姐。我知道你在担心什么,不过你放心,关于你的终生大事,小弟可是一直惦记着。长安这地界估计没有人敢能够配得上姐你了,所以我在洛阳的时候,帮你物色了几个好郎君,供姐你挑选,生得俊。学识好,身手还不错,文武双全。”
“啪!”
萧无衣忍无可忍,一掌就拍了下去。
“哎呦!”
萧晓一手捂住头,一张白净帅气的脸扭曲不成样子了。
萧无衣拎着萧晓的后领,咬着牙道:“家去。”
“哦。”
萧晓耸着双肩,鼓起勇气道:“姐,我再说最后一句,你别打我,就最后一句。你前面为何要蹲在屏风后面?”
萧无衣嘴角抽了抽拎着萧晓就往楼下走去,她真心连跟大伙说一声“告辞”的勇气都没有了。
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