第七百二十三章 糟糕的相亲
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“可我也不是说现在呀。”
“那你还打算等到下辈子去么,有道是,择日不如撞日,走走走。”
元鹫一把拉着韩艺就往西北方向走去。
韩艺完全没有还手之力,但是他真的没有做好准备,嚷道:“元堡主,不用这么着急吧,好歹也让我准备准备呀,我今天只是来送人的,不是来相亲的。”
“这准备甚么?你反正穿啥都一样,普普通通。”
“元堡主,你要不换个理由,我坚决不去,我去也不开口,你能奈我何。”
“你——行,换个就换个,你好歹也是一个男人,总不能我小妹主动去找你么。”
“这还差不多,哎,我都说去了,你还拉甚么,你要是将我的衣服给撕破了,牡丹娘子非得以为我是去耍流氓的。”
“那你别跑。”
“靠!我跑得过你吗。”
韩艺欲哭无泪道。
“这倒也是!”
二人行得一顿饭工夫,终于来到了元牡丹的小院附近。
元鹫使着眼色道:“行了!我就送你到这了,你自个去吧,我先回去了。”
韩艺先是恼火的瞧了眼元鹫,随即道:“你不会偷听吧?”
“你把我元鹫当什么人了,这种无耻之事我元鹫岂会做。”
“那我去了。”
“去吧!去吧!”
元鹫使劲的挥着手,催促道。
这个王桩美事,给他弄得跟逼良为娼似得,下回老子一定得想个办法整整这家伙,让他知道花儿为什么这么红,出了这口恶气。韩艺一边思量着报复元鹫,一边向那小院行去,来到门前,他先是做了一个深呼吸,然后伸手敲了敲门。
毕竟经历过大风大浪的人,没道理被一个女人吓得还得在门口徘徊半日。
“谁?”
里面传来元牡丹那清脆的声音。
韩艺道:“在下韩艺,冒昧拜访。”
过得片刻,听得吱呀一声,门便打开来,里面站着一位极其高挑的大美女,面色异常红润,娇艳欲滴,妩媚动人,但绝不是害羞引起的,应该是干活干的,从她鼻尖上的细粒的汗珠便可看出来,几缕丝落在两颊旁,身着一件蓝色长裙,非常简朴,非常居家的打扮,而且裙尾还占着泥土。
韩艺再看看自己的灰色长衫,也是随意到了极致,暗道,这真是一次非常糟糕的相亲啊。但他同时也怀疑元鹫的话,如果元牡丹真的喜欢他,至少也会去打扮一下吧,好歹去擦把脸呀,虽然擦不擦都非常漂亮,但肯定不会这么随意,这是女人的天性。
“你来了,进来吧。”
元牡丹微微一笑道。
没有半点羞涩或者紧张,与往常没有任何差别。
韩艺见她如此神色自若,就更加怀疑元鹫是不是在玩弄自己,讪讪道:“打扰了。”便走了进去,来到院内,他目光随意一扫,见边上的花土还放着小铲子和水桶,显然方才元牡丹正在栽种花朵。心里嘀咕起来,我特么怎么开口?万一是元鹫在捉弄我,那我可就尴尬了。他心念一动,忽然对这元牡丹目光却往外面瞟了瞟。
元牡丹见罢,先是一愣,随即走到门前,将门打开来,一脚跨出门口,侧着身子喊道:“元飞,如果让我现你再在外面偷听的话,我们兄妹就此恩断义绝,我说到做到。”
仅仅过得片刻,就听见元鹫的声音从很远的地方传来,“小妹,你们慢慢谈,老哥先回去了。”
韩艺直翻白眼,这家伙的话果然不能信,我待会得谨慎说话才是。她既然从我一个眼神就能知道元鹫在外面,显然是非常清楚,既然如此,她为何还能如此淡定,md,老子都被他们兄妹给弄糊涂了。
元牡丹皱了皱眉,将门合上,将韩艺请进屋内,又道:“你先坐会,我先去洗把脸。”
“啊?哦,请便。”
元牡丹微微颔,然后便去到里屋。
这女人真酷!韩艺暗自嘀咕一句,然后坐了下来,一个丫鬟走了进来,将茶奉上。
这杯茶刚刚喝完,元牡丹从就里屋走了过来,换了一件白裙,但谈不上华丽,也是非常朴素,但脸上的红润还未完全退去,又是刚刚洗过,白里透着红,无比的细腻,绝对的吹弹可破,其实韩艺有几次有冲动去摸一摸,看看是什么感觉,当然,这只是出于好奇,不带半分邪念,他真没有见过恁地完美的皮肤,连一点小瑕疵都没有,简直就是艺术品啊。
“抱歉,让你久等了。”
“哦!是我打扰了才是。”
元牡丹坐了下来,瞧了眼韩艺,道:“是我哥逼你来的吧?”
我要说“逼”的话,那就太下流了,哦不,太伤人自尊了,见这么一个大美女,还用得着逼么。皮特朱说的不错,身为妇女之友,当以女人的自尊为重。韩艺笑道:“是我麻烦元堡主带我来的,不过这事确实是因为元堡主而起的。”
元牡丹点了下头,倒也信了,认真的问道:“那你是怎么想的?”
这语气真像不是自己来相亲,倒是有一种未来丈母娘的感觉。
我若说想娶她,那也太无耻了,我怎么也是一个有老婆的人,可若说不想娶她,那也太伤人了,日了,没经验啊!看来我得多多历练才是。韩艺稍一沉吟,如实道:“牡丹娘子,说真的,我现在都还有点迷糊,因为我从不敢对你有任何非分之想,毕竟咱们的身份地位差距都太大了,而且我还是一个有妇之夫,所以元堡主跟我谈及此事时,我有些不敢相信,这也是为什么我会来这里,我想知道你的想法。”
元牡丹沉默片刻,突然道:“你觉得你跟我们元家继续斗下去,会是怎样的结果?”
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