第八百七十七章 有偿帮助
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而且周边的人越来越多。
随后,熊弟又跟他们讲述韩艺保卫扬州的故事,这个故事大家倒是听过,但是未知细节,如今经小胖这么一渲染,这个故事更加精彩,而且将韩艺塑造成一个超级大英雄。
说到精彩之处,众人还拍掌叫好。
“韩小哥乃真英雄也。”
“要说起来,韩小哥还做了很多好事,像以前的熊飞犁、晶晶织布机、如今的纸墨,哪样不是造福百姓,我看比那崔卢郑王要强多了。”
“你提那些人作甚。”
“这个小胖也真是的,明知我向来低调,还老是将我以前的那些糗事拿来说,待会一定要好好教育下他,真是太不像话了。”
身在女人坊的韩艺听到凤飞楼前那阵阵叫好声,不禁摇头晃脑,好生郁闷。
而在他身边还站着一个美貌女子,正是萧无衣,她方才其实也听得非常入神,不禁回忆起在扬州的那一段幸福的岁月,适才才醒悟过来,立即就白了眼韩艺,道:“怕是你让小胖这么说的。”
“冤枉啊!”
韩艺疾呼一声,道:“虽然小胖说的都是事实,但是你看我,何时提过半句,我一直都是以田舍儿自居,这么出色却又这么低调的男人,恐怕世上也就有我一个了。”
萧无衣抿了抿唇,道:“吹牛,我就知一人比你更加低调。”
“谁?”
韩艺怒睁双目。
“就是本郡主。”
萧无衣哼道:“本郡主有一位如此出色的丈夫,却从未提过半句,你说我是不是比你更加低调。”
韩艺眨了眨眼,拱手道:“小生甘拜下风。”
言罢,夫妻二人都笑了起来。
过得片刻,萧无衣眼眸一转,道:“不过小胖似乎漏了些没说。”
韩艺哎了一声,道:“我的光荣事迹多不胜数,漏掉一些无妨,低调,低调。”
脸皮真厚!萧无衣心中嘀咕一句,嘴上却道:“可是小胖漏了的可恰恰是那点睛之笔,实在令人感到遗憾。”她螓首轻摇,颇觉不满。
“是吗?”
韩艺想了想,好像漏了的都是那些见不得人的事,见得人的光荣事迹,小胖都说了,好奇道:“是什么?”
萧无衣眨了眨美目,纯真无邪的说道:“就是你勾搭元牡丹和杨飞雪的事啊!”
韩艺猛然惊出一身冷汗来,吓得左右看了看,幸好没人,这才稍稍松口气,这真是死穴呀,若是这个消息让对方知道,那他必然会溃败,带着敌意的望着萧无衣,凶神恶煞道:“美女,你知道的是不是太多了一点?”
萧无衣双峰一挺,道:“是又如何?”
“这么嚣张!”
韩艺吓的猛然退一步,道:“那就别怪我杀人灭口了。”
萧无衣噗嗤一笑,掩唇咯咯道:“想不到你的骗术已经高到能够欺骗自己了。”
这真是裸的蔑视啊!
老虎不发威,你当我是病猫啊!韩艺怒了,突然伸出那魔鬼之手。
“哎呀!妻子饶命,妻子饶命啊!”
方才还站在韩艺面前的萧无衣,此时已经站于韩艺身后,一手将韩艺的那只作怪的大手缚于背后,哼道:“又想偷袭我,以前我都是让你的,真以为自己的本事长进了。”
你够狠!韩艺道:“美女,给点面子好不好?”
萧无衣将手松开来,韩艺突然一个转身,紧紧抱住萧无衣,张嘴便亲吻了上去,凭借高超的吻技,直到将怀中美人吻得浑身发软,毫无还手之力,眼中满是求饶,这才抬起头来,似在回味,嘻嘻道:“美女,我这一招如何?”
“卑鄙!”
萧无衣满面羞红,眸含春水,轻轻呸了一声。
韩艺笑道:“那也是让你给逼的,竟敢这么欺负丈夫,这要说出去,我脸往哪搁呀,你说你该不该罚,不过今日本大爷心情不错,可以从轻处理,就罚你今晚陪我洗澡吧。”
萧无衣听得耳根都红了,又想起那晚的疯狂,不禁狠狠一瞪,冷冷道:“适可而止。”
韩艺讪讪一笑,“明白!明白!”
萧无衣娇媚的白了他一眼,“你现在可威风了,长安寒门都以你马首是瞻,你不管说个什么,他们都拍手叫好。”
韩艺呵呵一笑,将她揽了过来,双手抱着她,笑道:“其实最令我感到幸福的并非外面那些赞扬,而是能够与你一块分享这一份成功的喜悦。”
此话一出,感性的无衣女王顿时溃败,心头跟抹了蜜似得,眼中冒起一层雾气,凝视着韩艺,柔情道:“韩艺,谢谢你。”
不是“韩艺,我爱你么。”?真是失败。韩艺一愣,疑惑的望着萧无衣。
萧无衣突然快速的伸手抹了下眼角,微笑道:“其实一直以来都我希望替大姐叫一声苦,希望能够还大姐一个公平的评价,你你帮我做到了这一切。”
其实她看到这一期大唐日报,非常的开心,比任何人都开心,上面写得都是她心中隐藏已久的话。
韩艺一怔,伸手抹去那一滴泪珠,笑道:“傻瓜,这都是我应该做的。”
萧无衣嘴角一扬,道:“是么?那就算了。”
韩艺错愕道:“什么算了?”
萧无衣娇羞道:“人家本还打算今晚今晚服侍你洗澡,算是答谢之礼,可既然你都说这都是该做的,那就算了吧。”
“咳咳咳!我收回刚才那句话,这是有偿帮助,你必须报答我。”韩艺十分严肃的说道。
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