第九百零七章 罚款单
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“是!”
那两个少女放下托盘后,就下去了。
萧无衣冷眼望着韩艺,道:“你这是欺骗。”
韩艺错愕道:“我什么时候骗了你。”
“我以为你只让我帮你写一份。”
“一份,那有什么乐趣啊!”
“要是没有乐趣,你就死定了。”
萧无衣狠狠威胁道。
韩艺微微一颤,认怂道:“这样的话,我还是去另找别人写吧,只是一个请帖而已,我可不想因此丧命。”
萧无衣抿了抿唇,道:“算了!你去求人,丢得可是我的脸,你丢的起,我可丢不起,堂堂云城郡主的丈夫,竟然连请帖都不会写,啧啧——!”
韩艺只觉脸颊发烫,道:“啧你个胸,快写吧。”
“呸!”
萧无衣白了韩艺一眼,道:“要你总得告诉这请帖是写给谁的吧!”
“许敬宗!”
“许敬宗。什么?许敬宗?”
萧无衣惊讶的望着韩艺。
韩艺点点头道:“对啊!许敬宗!”
萧无衣诧异道:“你与他和好了么?”
“怎么可能!”
韩艺傲然道:“我才不会跟那种禽兽和好了。”
萧无衣道:“那你请他作甚。”
韩艺道:“你看了这一期的大唐日报没?”
“当然看了。”
“你应该知道我邀请他是来干什么的。”
“不就是那什么慈善教育基金会么。”
“对啊!什么是慈善?无金钱不慈善,这话你没有听过么?”韩艺坏笑道:“我请他来,是让他来捐钱的,许敬宗那老头子惜财如命,这回我一定让他大出血。”
萧无衣听得先是眼中一亮,随即道:“可是你请他,他会来么?”
韩艺道:“我请他作甚,至少名义上不是我,是武皇后教育慈善基金会请他来参加,你说他会不会来?”
“对呀!”萧无衣眼眸一转,喜道:“那你会不会请李义府?”
“必须的呀!那混蛋休想逃!”
韩艺趁机坐了过去,一手揽在萧无衣的腰肢上,在她脸颊上亲吻了下,坏笑道:“娘子,我来长安不久,仇人不多,你仇人多呀,谁曾经让你生气,你就请谁,是不是挺带劲的。”
萧无衣脸颊是红的,但一双凤目却绽放着光彩,道:“我要请长孙老贼。”
“长——!”
韩艺面色一僵,你还真当你夫君是如来佛祖,尴尬道:“长孙无忌就算了,这个腕大了那么一点点,人家本来就不搭理皇后,你请他他也不会来的。你要请那些既得罪过你,又要巴结皇后,而且有钱,但非常小气的那种人,咱们这刀那得切在肉上。裴清风,咋样?”
萧无衣摇头道:“不能请他,他家有的是钱,那伪君子最爱名声了,你若请他,他指不定说高兴,不请他,他反而会非常痛苦。”
韩艺点点头道:“你说得倒也有道理。”
萧无衣兴奋道:“这请帖该如何写?”
“这个得有技巧!”韩艺轻咳一声,道:“首先,我必须要告诉他们捐款的这个事实,毕竟皇后在上面盯着的,咱不能骗人,但是要巧妙的表示咱不是以捐款为主,主要写明慈善,重在参与,请他们那是觉得他们的地位高,可以带动慈善事业,至于钱不钱,意思一下就行了。”
“当真意思一下就行了么?”
“当然不是,不弄他们一年俸禄,我这会就算是白开了。”韩艺哈哈笑道。
萧无衣嘻嘻一笑,立刻拿起笔来。
要说到整人,萧无衣可是非常喜欢的,想到这是一张张罚款单,她写得是非常欢快。
“咦?没有呢?”
萧无衣左手往托盘里面一放,竟然已经空了,不禁望向韩艺道:“你才请这么一点人?”
“呃!”
韩艺抹着汗道:“这只是我给你的指标。”
“什么意思?”
“意思就是,当然不止这么点人,但是另外那些是必须要请的,这我等会让人照抄你的就是了。”
“可是我的仇人不止这么点。”萧无衣眨着美目道:“再多给几个呗。”
韩艺吃惊道:“哇!你究竟有多少仇人?”
萧无衣愣了下,缓缓将脸转到另一边,没有做声。
不愧是大名鼎鼎的女魔头!韩艺都快被自己的冷汗淋成了落汤鸡。
萧无衣偷偷瞥了他一眼,轻轻叹道:“可惜我不能去,看不到李义府那混蛋痛苦的样子。”
“你必须要去。”
“为何?”
韩艺叹道:“我方才和你爹爹商量过,现在萧家也想跟皇后缓和一下管辖,这就是一个好机会,但是毕竟萧淑妃刚死没有多久,若是萧家这么快就派人去,那肯定会有人议论纷纷,由你出面是最好不过了,你是我的妻子,参与进来也是应该的,但同时你也代表萧家。”
萧无衣黛眉一皱,道:“你这么说,我倒是不想去了,萧淑妃也是我的族姐啊!”
韩艺叹了口气,道:“你这位族姐也是为她的愚蠢而付出了代价,后宫之争,本就是你死我活。就当是为了我,这总行了吧。”
萧无衣也知道韩艺夹在中间难做人,点点头道:“好吧!”说着,她忽然想起什么来,“元牡丹会去么?”
“这——!”
韩艺当即愣住了。
萧无衣追问道:“她会去是不是?”
韩艺迟疑一阵子,才道:“这个我早就跟元家商量好了,她——她应该会去。”
“那便行了!”
萧无衣一笑。
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