第七十一章 胸部的胸肌
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啊对了,我忘记我身边这位女仆小姐也是杀人不眨眼的女人,哪怕婴儿她也会照砍不误吧。真是见鬼了,难道我和这种凶残的女人特别有缘不成?这么说来“航海之家”的长女那个肌肉女似乎也是一个杀人不眨眼的女人,她今天早上似乎还调戏我来这
见鬼!我不会真的和这种女人特别有缘吧?不对,米切儿可是大地之母教会的见习牧师,大地之母教会的牧师通常都比较有母性,对小孩都比较保护,应该不会滥杀才对,也就是说我身边还是有正常人的虽然这个正常人经常漏尿,但是除此之外确实蛮正常的。
格林带着满脑子的胡思乱想,返回了旅馆。
旅馆门外的沙滩上,米切儿穿着泳衣,生了一堆篝火,正坐在海边烤鱼。
旅馆老板齐格飞穿着一条内裤站在一旁,兴致勃勃地看着米切儿,似乎对米切儿的行为十分感兴趣:“第一次下海就能抓到这么大一条鱼,少女,你一定是受到了海洋女神的宠爱。要不要加入海洋女神教会?”
“不,抱歉。”米切儿用力地摇了摇头,“我已经有了自己的信仰。”因为格林曾经多番叮嘱,所以米切儿并没有告诉对方自己是大地之母的信徒。
“没关系。我向你介绍一下海洋女士的教义吧,你会发现海洋女士比其他任何神祗都值得尊敬。”齐格飞完全没有因为米切儿的拒绝而放弃。
“马克雷密斯先生,请您自重!”米切儿有些生气了,“我并不认为那位泼辣、任性的神祗值得让人尊敬。”
齐格飞砸了砸嘴:“你知道海洋真正的颜色吗?”
“海洋的颜色?”米切儿看向旁边的大海,“不是灰色的吗?”
“不!真正的大海是蓝色的。那是非常美丽的颜色。”齐格飞深吸一口气,“三百年前,有一个邪恶的魔神出现在了主位面。他的力量侵蚀了大地,让大地变得寸草不生,他的力量侵蚀了天空,让整个天空陷入了永恒的黑暗,就连大海也因为他而染上了死亡的黑色。”
米切儿感觉自己似乎在哪儿听过类似的内容:“你说的难道是影魔王?”
“没错!就是他。”齐格飞用力地点点头,“就像童话故事中所说的那样,邪恶最后终将死亡。在诸神的联合下,影魔王最终还是被杀死,可是他对世界带来的伤害却并没有因此而消失。污秽之物侵蚀着世界,越来越多的土地被侵蚀,越来越多的生物死亡,整个世界慢慢地被拉向深渊!而就在这时,为了净化世界的创伤,海洋女士站了出来!她用自己广阔的胸襟包容了世界,将一切污秽之物全部吞入了大海当中,用海洋的力量来净化那足以毁灭世界的污秽之物!”
“哦”米切儿似乎对此有了一些兴趣,“因为那些污秽之物,所以大海才从蓝色变成了灰色吗?”
“是的。”齐格飞用力地点了点头,“为了蔚蓝而清澈的大海,我们这些海洋女士的信徒们一直在努力着,总有一天,我们会让这片海域也恢复成美丽的蔚蓝色!”齐格飞转过头,深情地看着米切儿,“虽然那位女士的性格比较任性、泼辣,但是她确实是一位让人充满敬意的伟大女神。”
就在这时,在后面听了半天的格林突然插口道:“简单的说:大陆环境污染严重,所以大地之母和天空之神联手将所有的垃圾打包,沉入了大海,结果导致海洋污染程度严重恶化,把海洋女神搞出了精神病,原本一个泼辣、任性、混乱邪恶的神祗硬生生地被生活垃圾给逼成了极端环境保护者。”
所以说,乱丢垃圾真的要不得,好好的一个泼辣少女,就是因为两个无良邻居天天往自家门口堆放生活垃圾,结果硬生生地被逼成了极端环境保护者。
齐格飞皱着眉头,一脸纠结地转过头看着格林:“虽然你说的比喻好像有那么一点道理,但是为什么我总觉得有些不对劲?”
“因为太过直接,缺乏修饰,所以听起来不够高大上吧。”格林一脸不以为意地坐到了篝火旁边,“烤鱼啊,这是你抓的?”格林对米切儿问道。
“是的。”米切儿高兴地点点头,“格林前辈,海里有好多食物!我们根本不用花钱买食物,完全可以直接捕鱼为生。”
格林忍不住上下打量着米切儿:“第一次下海就能做到这种程度,你的捕鱼天赋确实有点凶残。”
听到格林的话,齐格飞也露出了爽朗的笑容:“你也这么觉得吧?我就说这孩子有天赋,加入海洋女士的教会一定能前途无限!”
“她的体力扛不住吧。”格林指了指米切儿的肚子,“连肌肉都没有,根本扛不住你们教会的祭祀活动吧。”
“没问题的!她的体能非常棒,只要将胸部的那两坨肥肉锻炼成肌肉,一定没问题的!”
将胸部的肥肉锻炼成肌肉!?格林忍不住看了看米切儿包裹在泳衣下的丰满酥胸,又看了看齐格飞那身古铜色的胸大肌,整个人都吐槽不能了:你们的女性审美观就不能稍微正常一点吗?
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