第五百六十二章 少爷，先吃饭还是先洗澡
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“我想死！”
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夜黑风高，妃小雅的房间中，一片漆黑，三个人影在黑暗中沉默对视。
宫主大人坐在椅子上，黛雪宫左右护法立于她面前，只听妃小雅一个劲地咬牙切齿低声咒骂：“狐媚子，臭女子，早就看出她居心不良，现在好了，居然光明正大地就住进了那小贼的房间里面，还口口声声说自己是什么婢女，要照顾少爷的日常起居！这分明就是假公济私，企图近水楼台先得月，她长得比本宫主还要大家闺秀，哪里象什么婢女了？那小贼也是狼心不改，居然同意让她住了进去。本来只有一个白小懒，现在更多了一个比白小懒还有威胁的对手，真是气死本宫主了！”
妃小雅大发雷霆，偏偏夜深人静不敢说的太大声，压低了嗓音，气氛显得阴森森的。
今天吃过晚饭，莫流苏要服侍唐风洗澡，唐风哪里肯干？好说歹说，才让她打消了这个念头。洗完澡，回到屋内，却没想到自己的屋子里面不知道什么时候搭了一张小床。
问明缘由，这才知道莫师姐居然就要住在自己屋内，说方便照顾自己的起居！
这可如何使得？先不说孤男寡女共处一室，本就不太合适，再说唐风也没什么需要别人照顾的。
可这次无论唐风怎么劝，莫流苏都不同意，说来说去，说的唐风嘴巴都干了，莫师姐只是一个劲地红着眼望着自己，让唐风大感无奈。
最让唐风想不明白的是，懒姐居然也不帮自己一下，完全不理会这件事。
这事被妃小雅得知之后，宫主大人气的晚饭都没吃，一直生气到现在，她生气，两大杀神也跟着遭殃，笑叔和断叔饿得前胸贴后背，还得站在这里听她聒噪。
“惹恼了本宫主，马上荡平这天秀宗！”妃小雅实在是气昏了头。
“这可使不得。”笑叔赶紧插话，“你要是荡平了天秀，一辈子别想风少搭理你了。”
妃小雅噘着嘴巴：“那怎么办嘛！那小贼与白小懒最先认识，两人感情也最是深厚。莫流苏还是他师姐，同门之谊也能让她在小贼心中加点分，唯独只有本宫主，一个劲地倒贴于他，对他来说就是后娘养的，在他心中的分量最低了。”
妃小雅这话说的委屈至极，鼻头一阵酸楚，险些落下泪来。
“事到如今，只有用那一招了。”汤非笑阴测测地笑着，虚空中做了个往下斩落的手势，“把风少直接拿下，这样一来，宫主你在风少心中的地位将会比任何人都要高。”
“行不行啊？”妃小雅也有些怕怕的。
笑叔贱笑道：“嘿嘿，据我所知，风少如今还是童子身！对男人来说，自己的第一个女人总有一些特别的意义的，宫主你听我老汤的没错，只要过了今夜，风少定然会把你当宝一样供着。”
“老色狼！”妃小雅低声骂了一句，踌躇半晌，这才弱弱地开口问道：“那前几日让你们准备的东西准备好了没？”
“早就准备好了。”汤非笑赶紧将两包东西恭恭敬敬地递上，“这东西可是我找天秀长老铁落红炼制出来的。配方经过我老汤亲自修改，就连她也不知道自己炼制的是什么，无色无味，保管风少也嗅不出来，药效强劲，只需一指甲的粉末，就能让一个壮汉神魂颠倒，精尽人亡。不过保险起见，宫主你让风少吃的时候还是得多分散他的注意力，风少跟狐狸一样狡猾，体质又特殊，一不小心就可能前功尽弃。”
“怎么有两包？”妃小雅疑惑地问道。
“一包是化功散，让人短时间内无法使用罡气，风少现在实力不低，不化去他的罡气，他万一察觉不对劲跑了怎么办？”
“对他没有危害吧？”妃小雅还是不太放心。
“老汤办事你放心。”汤非笑胸脯拍得碰碰响，“风少只要把这两包东西吃下去，我保管他手软脚软，身体亢奋，到时候躺在床上任君采摘，宫主您想怎么蹂躏就怎么蹂躏！”
黑暗中，妃小雅双颊飞红，听得心驰神往，沉思片刻之后对汤非笑和断七尺发出一道命令。
笑叔听了立马高声赞道：“高明，实在是高明！”
一盏茶时间之后，白小懒正在屋内打坐休息，却听窗外嗖地一声轻响传来。
“谁！”白小懒轻喝一声，伸手一夹，将从窗外射进的一柄飞刀夹在手上，外面一道人影急速飞过。
白小懒皱了皱眉头，没有去追，而是伸手将飞刀上一张信筏解开，凑着灯光看了片刻，这才摇头轻笑一声：“还是不死心啊。”
信筏上赫然就是妃小雅邀她去靖安城外单挑的信息。上次两人打斗被唐风打断，未能分出个胜负，白小懒仔细想了想，自己这次如果不去的话，妃小雅肯定不会善罢甘休，也罢，趁着夜黑人静之际去调教调教她也好，反正那个地方阿风也不会发现。
想到这里，白小懒吹灭了屋内的灯火，轻手轻脚地打开房门，展开身法朝外飞去。
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