第459章 偷蟠桃《感谢舵主低俗游客》
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“谁?”
蟠桃园中,一只与大师兄一模一样,正在偷摘蟠桃的妖猴,闻声后赶紧抬眼看去。
“观音菩萨?”
一看是观音菩萨到来,六耳猕猴喜笑颜开,开口道:“菩萨,你上次借我的灵柩灯,我不知道给弄到哪里去了,可能是丢了吧。你看看,要不你回去跟它主人说说,等我哪天找到了再给他还回去。”
“你这泼猴,定是将灵柩灯藏起来了,我岂能不知道你的算盘!”吴明扮成的观音大士,伸手一指花果山方向,又道:“那只石猴,你怎么还没有解决掉,你准备什么时候动手?”
“菩萨勿扰,我跟那只石猴比试过了,他的本领与我不相上下,但是法力还差得远呢。等我吃了蟠桃,喝了琼浆玉液,多补充些法力,就下山去将他打杀了。”说起大师兄,六耳猕猴一脸的不在乎,随手又摘了个蟠桃吃了起来。
这蟠桃乃是上等灵物,分为三千年,六千年,九千年三个档次。
三千年的蟠桃吃一颗,能补百年法力,多活三百六十岁。
六千年的蟠桃吃一颗,能补五百年法力,多活三千六百岁。
九千年的蟠桃就更了不起了,一颗便是千年苦修,三万六千年寿命。
每一次开启蟠桃大会,这九千年的蟠桃,非大罗金仙不可得,现在一小半都进了六耳猕猴的肚子。
“先别吃了,燃灯上古佛唤你过去,要传你几手控制灵柩灯的法决。这灵柩灯妙用无穷,如果你能说服古佛,将它暂借与你,西行的把握就更大了。”吴明化身观音大士,对着六耳猕猴一阵哄骗。
六耳猕猴不知有假,也没想到有人会欺骗自己,高兴的直翻跟头,道:“菩萨辛苦,大圣我去去就回”
一个跟头十万八千里,六耳猕猴直奔西天而去。
吴明脸上露出冷笑,燃灯道人根本不在燃灯古寺,而是去西天找如来商量西游去了,六耳猕猴能找到人才是怪事。
别看六耳猕猴,已经拜师菩提祖师,一个跟头十万八千里。
天庭距离西天很远,六耳猕猴没有一两个时辰,绝对到不了燃灯古寺。
一去一回,半天时间就过去了,等六耳猕猴知道自己被骗,桃核都不会给他剩下。
“大师兄快点进来,我们先吃蟠桃,再去偷老君的仙丹,保准你一套下来,太乙玄仙稳稳的!”吴明一边招呼,一边开始了胡吃海喝。
其实,这蟠桃园往日里把守森严,除了蟠桃园主将以外,巡逻的天兵天将数不胜数。只是为了配合六耳猕猴偷吃,这里的防御才松懈了下来,其他时候根本没有监守自盗的可能。
吴明连带着大师兄,在这空荡荡的蟠桃园中,赫然是农民翻身做主人的样子。
三千年的蟠桃都不屑去吃,如果不是九千年的蟠桃太少,就连六千年的都不会被二人看上。
二十六颗九千年的蟠桃,一人十三颗,连桃核都没有剩下。
大师兄修为已经到了罗天上仙,十三颗蟠桃下去还不显眼,只是法力暴增了一圈。
吴明修为低,只有地仙顶峰,几口蟠桃吃下去,只觉得法力蹭蹭蹭往上涨,转眼的功夫就到了天仙境界。
“我有红云的记忆,准圣之前没有瓶顶,只需要补充法力就行。嘿嘿,这次真算是来对地方了,果然是杀人放火金腰带,修桥补路无尸骸呀!”吴明将九千年的蟠桃吃掉,又将罪恶之手,伸向了六千年的蟠桃。
前后不过一个小时,蟠桃园就犹如被风暴扫过,除了树叶什么也没有留下。
幸好,这蟠桃入口即化,化为法力滋补自身。
要不然,吴明与大师兄,吃蟠桃都能被撑死,毕竟这里的蟠桃可是有数千之多。
“师弟,六千的蟠桃也给吃干净了,剩下三千年的还吃不吃了?”大师兄红光满面,全身法力收都收不住,显然是补大了。
吴明双眼中金光乍现,刚要开口回答,就听外面有嬉笑声传来。
“大姐,母亲要开蟠桃盛会,这次我们有口福了。”
“嘻嘻,九千年的蟠桃我们不指望,六千年的总能吃几颗吧,想想就让人流口水了。”
“咦,这蟠桃园的桃子呢,我记得上次过来,这里是有仙桃的呀?”
七位仙女打扮的花枝招展,手中提着篮子,不是七仙女还能是谁。
大师兄正吃得满嘴流油,抬眼看去正好与一人碰上,这下可算翻了天了。
“姐姐,不好了,那只猴子正在偷吃蟠桃呢!”
“你这猴子是谁,谁让你偷吃蟠桃的,快点停下来。”
“定”
大师兄抬手一指,七仙女瞬间就被定住了。
定住了七仙女,大师兄想到了来之前,吴明特意有过的交代,开口道:“俺乃蟠桃园守将,齐天大圣是也,这蟠桃玉帝老儿吃得,俺齐天大圣难道吃不得吗?”
说完这话,大师兄连带着吴明,一溜风的消失了。
被定住的七仙女面面相视,猴子果然是猴子,偷了桃子就跑了,七个娇滴滴的仙子看也不看,换成别人谁能干出这事来。8
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